Get your memes here! They are particularly okay.

Oct 1, 2019 5:10 PM

UserguyMcMister

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This is my favorite time of day

It's where I get a bunch of food and eat it as fast as I can so I can look at memes before I go back to work

Yesterday I shared some memes. Today, I will share some memes. And tomorrow, I might buy a taco from Burger King and end my life! But probably not. I have a lot to live for and am quite happy with my life.

I think we need a theme for this dump to get a word count up. Let's try this: I'll use a random word generator to make a story.

The toothpaste will
cough in the
dwelling to
lose all of the
disillusioned

My crooked
change is
womanly because my
rabbit won't
start

I dedicate
synonymous
solid dog
knots to your time
clock at work

The silver
copy machine won't
rush all of the
brainy particles because it is not
productive

To deny a
woman a
roof is to cast a
spell of
collapse

Your petite and
ordinary
face looks like
ducks.
abash.

Thats enough of that. I think we've met our count. If not, deal with some ads.

Oh, and it's about to get fuckin weird in here.

Thanks for viewing! Enjoy your day.

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#15 Hello Vili bá!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna be honest, that fridge magnet werewolf poem is pretty awesome

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I absolutely do not care for #46 at all. Thank you, OP.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worked in a NOC for a few years a while back. My PTSD kicks in every time I hear that same Cisco phone start ringing when I’m at Walmart.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

10/10 descent into madness, would lose mind by scrolling down again.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enjoyable thx

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#16 I'll go apple picking with your wife then. I know everyone is probably expecting some sexual joke, but I just fucking love apples

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dad must be the only mentally stable father out there. 2 daughters and 1 son, no one had weird or different dating rules

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 He wants a creampie?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#42 Avatar = Laura Palmer?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Similarity, but I don't believe it is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post got really dark and creepy after a while

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t get the first one

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP They got rid of Ads in Dumps. You didn’t have to write those words.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your petite ordinary face looks like ducks

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That’s gonna be my go-to insult from now on

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thatll make them feel abashed for sure

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brilliant ending there

7 years ago | Likes 397 Dislikes 2

Took a strong turn there

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Mrw after going through the timeline I still can’t find the meme https://i.imgur.com/SfOfYnf

7 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

Came for the pictures, laughed at your captions, leaving because I've finished pooping. 5/7 GG.

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

what is the point of the white bars?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KILL IT WITH SHOTGUNS AND FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIREGUNS!!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude...it's just a little girl.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THE OTHER THING NEEDS TO DIE!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What other thing? I only see a girl standing by a fence.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But +1 for you you sarcastic ass, like that kind off humor

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else make a dirty of this one?? - My crooked change is womanly because my rabbit won't start

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like saying "my toy isn't working so I'm going flaccid"?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something like that :D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wtf is a juul

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

a google search term

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brand name e-cigarette. Lots of nicotine and flavors, popular with the young-people.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

pls bro

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

cigarette 2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been in a big brand pharmacy or a supermarket that still sells smokes anytime recently?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My crooked change is womanly because my rabbit won't start

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hate when that happens

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you remember to push the throttle all the way to the floor then release it, before turning the key?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey @OP ads dont appear in dumps anymore, you can save yourself some time on your next post!

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it. +1 for you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh. Well...I'm gonna say something next time in your honor. Thanks for the heads up

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ive never understood short shorts with pockets. Looks so odd

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

To hide the penis.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll tell ya Timmy. It's to keep the pockets for use, while revealing more skin to attract a potential suitor that's probably not you or me.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If she doesn't have a small penis, I can give her one!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where else am I supposed to put my crack pipe?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They emphasize how short the shorts are

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is.... Is #1 about the guy not masturbating/ejaculating for a whole week? I had to sit on it and think, still don't know...

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Ehm i.. I actually thought he was talking about money. Thought it was weird but in the some sitcoms I heard Americans get paid weekly often

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

In the comic he specifically says he's not talking about money, so...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah probably.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just asked this. It doesn’t make much sense. Poor meme like that ruined the entire dump for me.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I just realized there was an anal pun in my comment, twice... Jfc

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

...twice?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"whole weak" meme, plus I "sat on it"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah. I did't get the former.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep...

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Just like that

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It is but it really doesn't work like that. You'll be at capacity in about 2 days. Best bet is to edge before the date but obvious drawbacks

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Thanks testicle expert! I'll remember this for my boyfriend!

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

I feel like abstaining before the date is a bad idea anyway. Like, do you want to last longer in bed or not? Cuz that's not how you do it.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There’s a whole famous scene about this in There’s Something About Mary

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) I think lasting long in bed is easy, it's just a matter of self-control. Abstaining before a date is a great idea. Makes you emanate

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

2) stronger sexual energy in a way, which she may sense, and hopefully she will enjoy and be positively affected by

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The bro science

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0