UserguyMcMister
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This is my favorite time of day
It's where I get a bunch of food and eat it as fast as I can so I can look at memes before I go back to work
Yesterday I shared some memes. Today, I will share some memes. And tomorrow, I might buy a taco from Burger King and end my life! But probably not. I have a lot to live for and am quite happy with my life.
I think we need a theme for this dump to get a word count up. Let's try this: I'll use a random word generator to make a story.
The toothpaste will
cough in the
dwelling to
lose all of the
disillusioned
My crooked
change is
womanly because my
rabbit won't
start
I dedicate
synonymous
solid dog
knots to your time
clock at work
The silver
copy machine won't
rush all of the
brainy particles because it is not
productive
To deny a
woman a
roof is to cast a
spell of
collapse
Your petite and
ordinary
face looks like
ducks.
abash.
Thats enough of that. I think we've met our count. If not, deal with some ads.
Oh, and it's about to get fuckin weird in here.
Thanks for viewing! Enjoy your day.
pretendtobenormal
#15 Hello Vili bá!
superfeathers
I'm gonna be honest, that fridge magnet werewolf poem is pretty awesome
LunaticRex
I absolutely do not care for #46 at all. Thank you, OP.
Kojac035
Worked in a NOC for a few years a while back. My PTSD kicks in every time I hear that same Cisco phone start ringing when I’m at Walmart.
toneman238
#1
TheGInGifIsPronouncedLikeTheGInBologna
10/10 descent into madness, would lose mind by scrolling down again.
KMF3967
Enjoyable thx
DrunkenMarineBiologist
#16 I'll go apple picking with your wife then. I know everyone is probably expecting some sexual joke, but I just fucking love apples
BarbaraWaltearsthatassup
My dad must be the only mentally stable father out there. 2 daughters and 1 son, no one had weird or different dating rules
AdamGenesis
#1 He wants a creampie?
MissivesFromTheTower
#42 Avatar = Laura Palmer?
ilhares
Similarity, but I don't believe it is.
connorbrown26
This post got really dark and creepy after a while
in70x
I don’t get the first one
MsSomebody
@OP They got rid of Ads in Dumps. You didn’t have to write those words.
therealamh
Your petite ordinary face looks like ducks
therealamh
That’s gonna be my go-to insult from now on
UserguyMcMister
Thatll make them feel abashed for sure
BigBag0Crabs
Brilliant ending there
tashhmahhal
Took a strong turn there
Applepotamus
GiantEnemyMudcrabz
Mrw after going through the timeline I still can’t find the meme https://i.imgur.com/SfOfYnf
danbrazier
Came for the pictures, laughed at your captions, leaving because I've finished pooping. 5/7 GG.
crumblybutgood
Mapleviking
what is the point of the white bars?
ODSTsRule
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Dude...it's just a little girl.
ODSTsRule
THE OTHER THING NEEDS TO DIE!!!!
ICanChangeMyNameLater
What other thing? I only see a girl standing by a fence.
Jvenanzi
ODSTsRule
But +1 for you you sarcastic ass, like that kind off humor
WhichOneIsPink25
Did anyone else make a dirty of this one?? - My crooked change is womanly because my rabbit won't start
UserguyMcMister
Like saying "my toy isn't working so I'm going flaccid"?
WhichOneIsPink25
Something like that :D
myLowerbackHurts
Wtf is a juul
trigonman3
a google search term
elahrairah
Brand name e-cigarette. Lots of nicotine and flavors, popular with the young-people.
UserguyMcMister
pls bro
Zepravity
cigarette 2
MarkPenrice
Been in a big brand pharmacy or a supermarket that still sells smokes anytime recently?
dainz
My crooked change is womanly because my rabbit won't start
GrumpyGrump
I hate when that happens
MarkPenrice
Did you remember to push the throttle all the way to the floor then release it, before turning the key?
cluckythehorse
Hey @OP ads dont appear in dumps anymore, you can save yourself some time on your next post!
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Beat me to it. +1 for you
UserguyMcMister
Oh. Well...I'm gonna say something next time in your honor. Thanks for the heads up
ichbinfrederik
preparanoid
To hide the penis.
CasualFridayHandjob
I'll tell ya Timmy. It's to keep the pockets for use, while revealing more skin to attract a potential suitor that's probably not you or me.
LariCheltsy
If she doesn't have a small penis, I can give her one!
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Where else am I supposed to put my crack pipe?
IamfunatpartiesIknow
They emphasize how short the shorts are
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Is.... Is #1 about the guy not masturbating/ejaculating for a whole week? I had to sit on it and think, still don't know...
Callito
Ehm i.. I actually thought he was talking about money. Thought it was weird but in the some sitcoms I heard Americans get paid weekly often
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
In the comic he specifically says he's not talking about money, so...
elahrairah
Yeah probably.
in70x
Just asked this. It doesn’t make much sense. Poor meme like that ruined the entire dump for me.
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
I just realized there was an anal pun in my comment, twice... Jfc
MarkPenrice
...twice?
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
"whole weak" meme, plus I "sat on it"
MarkPenrice
Ah. I did't get the former.
toneman238
Yep...
q2grapple
Just like that
MasterPrime
It is but it really doesn't work like that. You'll be at capacity in about 2 days. Best bet is to edge before the date but obvious drawbacks
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Thanks testicle expert! I'll remember this for my boyfriend!
PsychicSpider
I feel like abstaining before the date is a bad idea anyway. Like, do you want to last longer in bed or not? Cuz that's not how you do it.
mymomsaregay
There’s a whole famous scene about this in There’s Something About Mary
Imapancakenom
1) I think lasting long in bed is easy, it's just a matter of self-control. Abstaining before a date is a great idea. Makes you emanate
Imapancakenom
2) stronger sexual energy in a way, which she may sense, and hopefully she will enjoy and be positively affected by
ABillionDucks
The bro science