YesItIsMyRealName
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Apr 8, 2025 5:44 AM
YesItIsMyRealName
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BigIrv5151
I used to date a girl like that. It was fun but scary.
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
P... Put... Put your nut in there.
Redyls
there is a $60 brass one on amazon
hushpuppyextraordinaire
https://media3.giphy.com/media/pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6/giphy.mp4?cid=65b91fbe4plkbsu74cyifd1ae13dgmzqakx0s37mdlzkkhwj&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g
Crispy4Skin
dalaiyoda
"I'm gonna make a post about a nutcracker and title it "Nutcracker" and there'll be a video of the nutracker and then some glamor shots of the nutcracker, but - and this is the important part - not one single nut, cracked or otherwise, will be seen, let alone any actual cracking of nuts." -- The Thought Process of a Deranged Person.
YesItIsMyRealName
Jeez! Sorry mate. Don’t have any nuts so you’ll have to use your imagination.