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KayneSantor
Truth is truthful.
ninjaoftheworld
The candy was the coverup.
myCleverUsername007
R.I.P :(
TotalCuntrol
A necessary evil.
FBISurveillanceTeam
I bet his brother was a dentist.
Timeforslime
No, but his dad was.
SteveMcQueenIsMySpiritAnimal
This is perfect.
Justbreakshit
Sensible Chuckle
HalfPint3895
Did you just say sensible chuckle?
pikakid24
BRITHULHUBRUTALION
Ha
ionlycamehereforthis
theycallmewillywonka
Care for a swim?
HalfPint3895
Holy shit, it's you!
thebigby
DorXtar
Plot twist: He was the baddie all along!
Rockers202
If the shitty kids got what they deserved, was he really the baddie??
HalfPint3895
You are taking this thread into serious moral grey areas..
HORSECOCKALYPSE
*one oompa-loompa to another* "Are we the baddies?"
frdougalmaguire
I see what u did there!
thevortexmaster
The fan theory on this is good. The boat didn't have extra seats so he planned for the fat kid to die and same with the bubble car
shirtlessteo
Wasn't the thing that he was narrowing them down for an heir anyways? So he was expecting to thin the crowd, hence limited seats?
KingBifurious
Yes. There is no theory other than people who missed the basic plot.
KingBifurious
Yes. There is no theory other than people who missed the basic plot.
thevortexmaster
Yes but it's still fun to think it the other way
LysanderOfSparta
If you read the book, though, Charlie and Wonka go into space in a glass elevator and see the other kids leaving the factory alive.
thevortexmaster
I read both. Still cool though
TheSSMorgan2015
It shows that in the newer movie
TinySatanicHamster
That was practically a psychological horror movie...
toystory2wasok4
The oompa loompas in that movie are scarier than any horror movie villain
RheaButt
This thread just made me remember the songs again.. Guess it's back to therapy for me
Bloodseeker
Hold up there's more than one Willy Wonka?!?!?
soulscythe
Well yeah, at the very least there's the gene wilder one and the johnny depp one.