Oct 28, 2022 1:32 AM
thevortexmaster
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funny
dyslexicstork
greysonhackett127001
I've seen this a thousand times. It still makes me laugh.
UncleRat
There will be blood.
Pfffftit
Gonna be a bitch getting those pincers out of your ass
cosonfused
old but gold
TwoStupidDogs
And that’s how he died
zoltarpanaflex
My assistance response it was my spouse would be delayed by copious laughing, but OK
PossiblyNotAGoblin
I love how any time we go into panic mode our monkey brain goes like
squillis
The pliers are going to cut Something tonight!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Good ol' panic brain.
Mason2020
The “I’m going to waist your time guy.”
JARNSB
I would probably be more confused trying to figure out what he was trying to build
Kompromatic
Staple, center
kingqk
We miss the ending when she grabs the stapler ...
WeylandYutaniCorp
Wife.exe has stopped
Interleaver11111111
artistandascholar2000
Hopefully he survived but it is unwise to give the prankee a potential weapon.
doubledoubleanimalstyleandfries
In bird culture we call this a dick move
Clayman8
At least it wasnt the actual staple gun...
DaveSamsonite
And some will say this was staged.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
He only put one staple in it.
RulesOfImgur
In general its a bad idea to do injury pranks, especially in a shop environment. It creates a boy who cried wolf scenario.
SpoonOfDoom
Just leave the door closed and the wolves can't get into the shop, problem solved
jesusisherelookbusy
“Babe, I know you weren’t circumcised but DO YOU WANT TO?!!” *snip snip*
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
emjay9010
Holy fuck that's adorable! ?
Kid served 16 years time for that. Not in prison just in that household.
IronicDancing
Core memory.
blfpd
Emotional Damage
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
BEAUTIFUL
FrozenSTi
a classic that deserves a +1
DancingDoggo
I've never seen a follow up so I can only assume she killed him afterwards lolol
MrRogersNeighborhood
It's one of the few oldies I up-vote every time.
namesused
My memory is so bad that I always enjoy this one. It’s seems familiar, but damn it’s funny.
komododave
Good ol parmless Hank.
vailthor
My brother did something like this for real the other week. Sent a nail through 2 fingers and poked a third. Luckily no lasting damage.
Nykidemus
Did this with a staplegun hanging christmas lights when I was a teenager. Right through the thumbnail. Good times.
BioFlayerMedia
Did you tell him its a bad idea to press a nail through his fingers?
Metallica93
.gifs that end too soon or just right? :D
deepfriedewok
this guy makes unnecessarily excruciatingly long videos like 10 mins or 15 to finally get to the punchlines. This duration is just right!
ErudiousRex
The clip ends right before the song starts so they don't have to pay royalties.*hums In the arms of an angel*
Just before the ass whoopin
yomahnn
Ends just before it became People’s exhibit A
FinnTrollen
"And that's how I met your mother."
Perfect candidate for one of those annoying WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK endings.
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
:D:D:D:D:D:D
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Here's the complete gif http://imgur.com/GSKXJsd
magnacookies
I knew it and still clicked.
TheLegionofDoom
You
obayemi
That.......... Yes.
JeffGodofBiscuits
gifs that end too soon
Hahah well it's the full minute that imgur allows. Best I could do
Funny concept but would have been funnier as an actual prank
True story
Alright then, so--how do I say this...?
T-H-I-S
HA! Another gem. Master stager right here.
Hahah
ahbrannon1
Either staged or really slow on the uptake.
Both
IlDepo
Well she has a really credible "now loading..." face.
This guy looks like Wahlberg
VirtualNaut
Which one?
The dude with the stapler
Twinklepot
He does! I thought that too.
Legomaniac91
"You mean you coulda taken your hand outa that cuff at any time?!!" "No, not any time. Only when it was funny!!"
paintnwood
Imetjkrowling
I love this movie so much. Thank you for the reminder going to go watch. The making of on the DVD was awesome.
pandro
what movie?
eggmuffin
Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Roger operates on cartoon logic.
I knew I had heard it but couldn't remember. Thank you so much!!
interesseret
this guys videos are so fake his face alone now immediately makes me roll my eyes hard enough to see my own brain.
cAPTNcAPSLOCK
as in "he set up a camera and it was planned?" Like every bit of filmed entertainment is? You realize that movies, too, are mostly fake.
TheDude003
Can I see?
negronamedcolbs
Stupid rick lax BS. all the videos produced by his company are garbage
I mean I just wanted to see your eyes roll back in your head. I don't know any internet celebrities. Don't YouTube, and I'm only on imgur
owlcatsanctuary101
Here ya go buddy
Yes!
evildadunit
and then she channeled Lorena Bobbit
thekeyofe
ThaWhiteRanger
Damn son, you old. (wait... oh shit)
BigTex1
V65ozzie
That would be a shorter video......
bread1
she made sure to use both hands
Neproctodelas
Male genital mutilation, really funny...
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16bitStarbuck
Yeah found the elder millennial.
homoerection
I can’t quite recall, but it’s on the tip of my tongue…. Just the tip…
TwoCheese
Don’t say snip-it
Fun fact: That surgery to re-attach his shlong was done with the help of 2 Thai doctors over the phone (no internet then) who were >>
<< gender re-assign specialists, translating real time via a Thai nurse working at the hospital in CA bcz there was no time to move him >>
<< to a properly equipped and specialized hospital due to massive blood loss. Very impressive feat for everyone involved
Wow
...AND, the Thai idiom for wanking, which translates to "tug (a) kite (string)", is "chok wow". So +10 for unintentional relevance.
Of course Thai surgeons were the pioneers in Gender Affirming surgical procedures. That rocks.
Yes they are, and a lot of the experience in nerve re-attachment (the US Dr.s could sew it back on but no stiffy function) comes from >>
JamesInTasmania
How to get to sleep on the couch!
SoftKleenex
This is why you buy a super comfy couch
AsidRayne1245
You mean a good night's rest finally, without the frigid clutches of hades trying to latch onto me in the middle of night.(my fiancés feet)
acuteavocado7
if your spouse makes you sleep on the couch for any reason you need to cut it off. im done with this boomer shit. its not cute.
SecondSince
Pretty much. "It's my bed too so imma sleeping it. You do what you wanna do."
bamblebimble
Yep, if someone has a problem it's them that needs to leave not you. Even if you did something bad
Sticklebrickk
Sometimes I sleep on the couch because I wanna. Theres no punchline. I'm a grown ass man.
and theres nothing wrong with that. but if someone is making you leave your own bed they dont really care about you
TheBishopofBanterbury
They're mocking boomers. This guy has brain damage...
the pretense of a joke is that it be funny. i would also like to point out your hypocrisy. im overreacting to the joke but making someone
get a poor night's sleep before work is a perfectly reasonable response to a joke?
Darkspire
I guess it depends on if he asked her if she was ok with posting it. If she felt humiliated, then her being upset would be understandable.
greysonhackett127001
I've seen this a thousand times. It still makes me laugh.
UncleRat
There will be blood.
Pfffftit
Gonna be a bitch getting those pincers out of your ass
cosonfused
old but gold
TwoStupidDogs
And that’s how he died
zoltarpanaflex
My assistance response it was my spouse would be delayed by copious laughing, but OK
PossiblyNotAGoblin
I love how any time we go into panic mode our monkey brain goes like
squillis
The pliers are going to cut Something tonight!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Good ol' panic brain.
Mason2020
The “I’m going to waist your time guy.”
JARNSB
I would probably be more confused trying to figure out what he was trying to build
Kompromatic
Staple, center
kingqk
We miss the ending when she grabs the stapler ...
WeylandYutaniCorp
Wife.exe has stopped
Interleaver11111111
artistandascholar2000
Hopefully he survived but it is unwise to give the prankee a potential weapon.
doubledoubleanimalstyleandfries
In bird culture we call this a dick move
Clayman8
At least it wasnt the actual staple gun...
DaveSamsonite
And some will say this was staged.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
He only put one staple in it.
RulesOfImgur
In general its a bad idea to do injury pranks, especially in a shop environment. It creates a boy who cried wolf scenario.
SpoonOfDoom
Just leave the door closed and the wolves can't get into the shop, problem solved
jesusisherelookbusy
“Babe, I know you weren’t circumcised but DO YOU WANT TO?!!” *snip snip*
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
emjay9010
Holy fuck that's adorable! ?
artistandascholar2000
Kid served 16 years time for that. Not in prison just in that household.
IronicDancing
Core memory.
blfpd
Emotional Damage
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
BEAUTIFUL
FrozenSTi
a classic that deserves a +1
DancingDoggo
I've never seen a follow up so I can only assume she killed him afterwards lolol
MrRogersNeighborhood
It's one of the few oldies I up-vote every time.
namesused
My memory is so bad that I always enjoy this one. It’s seems familiar, but damn it’s funny.
komododave
Good ol parmless Hank.
vailthor
My brother did something like this for real the other week. Sent a nail through 2 fingers and poked a third. Luckily no lasting damage.
Nykidemus
Did this with a staplegun hanging christmas lights when I was a teenager. Right through the thumbnail. Good times.
BioFlayerMedia
Did you tell him its a bad idea to press a nail through his fingers?
Metallica93
.gifs that end too soon or just right? :D
deepfriedewok
this guy makes unnecessarily excruciatingly long videos like 10 mins or 15 to finally get to the punchlines. This duration is just right!
ErudiousRex
The clip ends right before the song starts so they don't have to pay royalties.*hums In the arms of an angel*
thevortexmaster
Just before the ass whoopin
yomahnn
Ends just before it became People’s exhibit A
FinnTrollen
"And that's how I met your mother."
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Perfect candidate for one of those annoying WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK endings.
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
:D:D:D:D:D:D
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Here's the complete gif http://imgur.com/GSKXJsd
magnacookies
I knew it and still clicked.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
TheLegionofDoom
You
obayemi
That.......... Yes.
JeffGodofBiscuits
gifs that end too soon
thevortexmaster
Hahah well it's the full minute that imgur allows. Best I could do
Kompromatic
Funny concept but would have been funnier as an actual prank
thevortexmaster
True story
Kompromatic
Alright then, so--how do I say this...?
thevortexmaster
T-H-I-S
Kompromatic
HA! Another gem. Master stager right here.
thevortexmaster
Hahah
ahbrannon1
Either staged or really slow on the uptake.
thevortexmaster
Both
IlDepo
Well she has a really credible "now loading..." face.
Kompromatic
This guy looks like Wahlberg
VirtualNaut
Which one?
Kompromatic
The dude with the stapler
VirtualNaut
Twinklepot
He does! I thought that too.
Legomaniac91
"You mean you coulda taken your hand outa that cuff at any time?!!" "No, not any time. Only when it was funny!!"
paintnwood
Imetjkrowling
I love this movie so much. Thank you for the reminder going to go watch. The making of on the DVD was awesome.
pandro
what movie?
eggmuffin
Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Roger operates on cartoon logic.
pandro
I knew I had heard it but couldn't remember. Thank you so much!!
interesseret
this guys videos are so fake his face alone now immediately makes me roll my eyes hard enough to see my own brain.
cAPTNcAPSLOCK
as in "he set up a camera and it was planned?" Like every bit of filmed entertainment is? You realize that movies, too, are mostly fake.
TheDude003
artistandascholar2000
thevortexmaster
Can I see?
negronamedcolbs
Stupid rick lax BS. all the videos produced by his company are garbage
thevortexmaster
I mean I just wanted to see your eyes roll back in your head. I don't know any internet celebrities. Don't YouTube, and I'm only on imgur
owlcatsanctuary101
Here ya go buddy
thevortexmaster
Yes!
evildadunit
and then she channeled Lorena Bobbit
thekeyofe
ThaWhiteRanger
Kompromatic
Damn son, you old. (wait... oh shit)
BigTex1
V65ozzie
That would be a shorter video......
bread1
she made sure to use both hands
Neproctodelas
Male genital mutilation, really funny...
[deleted]
[deleted]
16bitStarbuck
Yeah found the elder millennial.
homoerection
I can’t quite recall, but it’s on the tip of my tongue…. Just the tip…
TwoCheese
Don’t say snip-it
Kompromatic
Fun fact: That surgery to re-attach his shlong was done with the help of 2 Thai doctors over the phone (no internet then) who were >>
Kompromatic
<< gender re-assign specialists, translating real time via a Thai nurse working at the hospital in CA bcz there was no time to move him >>
Kompromatic
<< to a properly equipped and specialized hospital due to massive blood loss. Very impressive feat for everyone involved
evildadunit
Wow
Kompromatic
...AND, the Thai idiom for wanking, which translates to "tug (a) kite (string)", is "chok wow". So +10 for unintentional relevance.
ThaWhiteRanger
Of course Thai surgeons were the pioneers in Gender Affirming surgical procedures. That rocks.
Kompromatic
Yes they are, and a lot of the experience in nerve re-attachment (the US Dr.s could sew it back on but no stiffy function) comes from >>
JamesInTasmania
How to get to sleep on the couch!
SoftKleenex
This is why you buy a super comfy couch
AsidRayne1245
You mean a good night's rest finally, without the frigid clutches of hades trying to latch onto me in the middle of night.(my fiancés feet)
acuteavocado7
if your spouse makes you sleep on the couch for any reason you need to cut it off. im done with this boomer shit. its not cute.
SecondSince
Pretty much. "It's my bed too so imma sleeping it. You do what you wanna do."
bamblebimble
Yep, if someone has a problem it's them that needs to leave not you. Even if you did something bad
Sticklebrickk
Sometimes I sleep on the couch because I wanna. Theres no punchline. I'm a grown ass man.
acuteavocado7
and theres nothing wrong with that. but if someone is making you leave your own bed they dont really care about you
Sticklebrickk
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TheBishopofBanterbury
They're mocking boomers. This guy has brain damage...
acuteavocado7
the pretense of a joke is that it be funny. i would also like to point out your hypocrisy. im overreacting to the joke but making someone
acuteavocado7
get a poor night's sleep before work is a perfectly reasonable response to a joke?
Darkspire
I guess it depends on if he asked her if she was ok with posting it. If she felt humiliated, then her being upset would be understandable.