What Putin sees waking up in the morning

Apr 29, 2022 3:14 AM

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It's nice to see something Bipartisan pass for once. We should be celebrating this. Who are the 10 dislikes?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

a baseball bat and Moscow Mitch, go for it Joe

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great, now defend democracy HERE. Jfc.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 9

Fucking Terrance & Philip looking mother fucker behind him.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Biden the guy behind you needs to be hit too

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mitch is always touching himself while watching beatings

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd laugh if biden spun around and bashed Mitch the bitch in the face

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Would be so tempting to use that bat on moscow mitch

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look out Mario! There’s a turtle behind you. Give that a whack.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ill bet this pic makes Putin squirm

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair seeing the little turtle smiling at me is what would concern me more than Biden with a baseball bat.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why is that damn turtle there?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go to Nazi jail - BONK

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Putin will fire Mitch's ass.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check it out! They are all on the same team! 'Merica united we function.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Team 'shoving money to the defense industry'.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well… all except those ten…

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They need to pass a U.S. Democracy Defense Act to fund the numerous investigations into the Republican Party for attacking the Constitution.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now I wish he'd turn around and hit McConnel with it...

4 years ago | Likes 412 Dislikes 14

Swing-away!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so say we all

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or beat some sense into Manchin

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My guess is that this is an old pic where Mitch gifted this to Biden since it is a Louisville Slugger made in his state.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd hope it would look something like this...

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

collateral damage swinging it back first to swing to whoever is in front of him.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THIS!!!!!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So I bashed his head in with my Louisville slugger! Eazy-E*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He should turn around and Bash Mitch McConnell face

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With the Louisville Slugger, even ;)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Biden to McConnell: "...Well, are you a team player?" Wipes the brains of the last guy off the bat.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great! Now can we vote on a defense of democracy here?

4 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 6

This was good for the billionaires. They love selling weapons. It is like a whole thing. We are a plutocracy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congress:

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Seriously, we need to each be talking with Fascist leaning people we know using Street Epistemology/ reflective listing.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Will defense industry profit from it?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh FUCK yes.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is all just a game to these assholes

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Would you prefer they not help at all? It's not like they can send troops

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not their wellbeing, safety, or money that's at stake. I'm sure a bunch of them will even profit from this war, like always.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You might be thinking "Why would the GOP be in favor of fighting Russia?" and the answer is they have stock in all military contractors.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Which they all bought BEFORE voting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia is also essentially their dream for the US -- a sham democracy run by oligarchs, persecuting minorities/assassinating rivals.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 314 Dislikes 13

There is room for compromise on tax funded healthcare. Fed tax funded but the states manage it and get control over it in their state

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

What are you hoping that structure provides over a generic federal run one? Genuinely curious.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tax payer funded healthcare under the control of the states (with minimums set by federal levels)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If More Dems vote we could achieve so much. But so many don’t. It’s straight up sad how many ppl don’t take the time to cast their ballots.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Republicans will start BSing about caring about healthcare soon, in order to stop support for Ukraine. GOP loves Russia and Putin.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

It seems that republican mainstream is more than happy to support Ukraine. The people who are agianst are the "new" ones like MTG and Qs.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Thisssssss

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The U.S has more then enough money for both. It's not the money sent to Ukraine that stops you from having Healthcare it's your polititians

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Move to Wyoming and vote Democrat. I don't know what else to tell you. The Senate is a fucking bitch.

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Reminder that Dems in red states are largely against M4A. Remember imgur getting excited about Ossoff? Yeah he's against M4A.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Andy Biggs (Ariz.), Dan Bishop (N.C.), Warren Davidson (Ohio), Matt Gaetz (Fla.), Paul Gosar (Ariz.), Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.), 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Some good hard facts in the comment section, YES PLEASE!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So who were the 10 assholes that voted against the bill?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Found the slime on the russian dime.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thomas Massie (Ky.), Ralph Norman (S.C.), Scott Perry (Pa.) and Tom Tiffany (Wis.) 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

You forgot to say which party they belong to. How are we supposed to know? bOTh PaRTIes ArE tHe SaME!!!! /S

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still wild to me that Gosar, MTG, Biggs is allowed to stay in power after Jan 6 or that Gaetz isnt charged yet for sex trafficking

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The usual fucking suspects, in other words. Cunts.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

God damnit!! One of them is mine.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember them come election time. And remember too that lend lease helped stop Hitler from taking all of Europe last time.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

And were the America First people stood on the whole matter.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dammit. *where

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the treason caucus.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised Boebitch didn't make the list.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me guess the 10 were republicans.

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 8

Every.... single.... one.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Every single time

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The whom is more important than the team they play for

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Voice vote. No record of the whom.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Gosar, Biggs, Gaetz, Greene, Massie, Bishop, Davidson, Perry, Norman, Tiffany...All Republicans

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I wish I could say I'm surprised at this point. I really do.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Though there was another one, a "Take from oligarchs to fund Ukrain aid" bill that had 8 nays, 4 were dems, AOC among them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 23

This is a really dumb whataboutism

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I quite literally agreed with him and expanded the topic towards another relevant bill.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here is a list of the actual votes by person https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/117-2022/h141

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Was talking about this one: https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/117-2022/h130

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting. I wish they also provided a comment from the representative why they voted that way. That is not the way she normally votes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes me wonder what the wording was in it that caused her to vote against it. It could be something that opens the doors for taking

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything away from certain people like the Japanese American citizens in America during WWII. Some things do what can't be undone. We

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have seen that in our lifetime. A lot of things passed since 9/11. They've gone further than what they were supposed to and we just live

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With it. It hasn't stopped anything from happening.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are you lying?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Read it again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And I said "Though there was another one, a "Take from oligarchs to fund Ukrain aid" bill that had 8 nays, 4 were dems, AOC among them."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's referring to this bill: https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/117-2022/h130

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't know why "the squad" voted against it, but they all did

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

because @ravnicrasol hopes people don't look up facts.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

And this is exactly why Putin tried so hard to reelect Trump. That man would have rolled over and let Ukraine burn.

4 years ago | Likes 747 Dislikes 17

Let's go Brendon!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

He would have sent aid and troops to Russia.

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

I don’t think your generals would have obeyed that order, because of all the politics between US and Russia, but he certainly would try.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Those generals were being replaced in the last year by sycophants who took a loyalty oath.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, he would’ve nuked Ukraine and then try to say it was actually meant to hit Russia…like that makes it any more right.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump was in office we would definitely be on the wrong side of this war

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe he'd brought paper towels to Kyiv?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember when Russia put bounties on American soldiers heads and Trump did absolutely nothing about it?

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Trump would HELP Russia even more so to invade them.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Donald would have sent troops to aid Putin.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And probably held the bat upside-down for the photo.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Abrams tanks to Russia

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He would have offered to send troops to help russia

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rolled over? More like sold out

4 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

*put

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would've given lend lease to Russia even.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The GQP are saying Trump would've nuked Russia all while Trump is commending Putin on being a smart leader. Fucking joke.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So where was Obama and Biden when Russia took the Crimean peninsula?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ukraine did not have the same leadership in 2014 as it does now.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine_Support_Act Also, read the section "international response" in your own link.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Being less shit doesn't make you a good choice. If the dems were even a BIT selfaware they couldve fielded a better option.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

That's a lie and you know it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Pretty sure there’s a coat tree somewhere from when carter was president. Could have had it run. Would have won unanimously.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

And now Trump is saying to his supporters that none of this would have happened if he were president.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not simply roll over, but parroted Kremlin rhetoric about nazis in Ukraine and how it's a special military genocide or whatever.

4 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

I can just hear him calling it "beautiful". Disgusting prick.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Trump being the disgusting prick. Not you. You're great.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He would as well. What little mind he has is utterly diseased.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

As I've said before, don't really care for her as a person, but I would buy the HELL out of this book.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But her emails!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’m not a Trump fan and never voted for him but he would have never invaded Ukraine while Trump was Pres because he was too unpredictable.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 56

trump belonged to putin, putin had no reason to fear any repercussions from trump. he would have handed putin Ukraine on a platter

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was the narrative but his policies were anti-Russian, forced to be so to to try to dispel the concocted bullshit that you buy into.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the war in Ukraine that the Russians started in 2014 and continued to expand and escalate through February with the full invasion?

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Thats funny.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah, Trump was terrible but this site likes to make up other stuff for him as if what he did was not enough. They forget he pushed very1/2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 25

hard for Germany to do exactly what they are doing now. He did it in a childish and useless way but he did do it. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 22

he also was impeached for trying to blackmail Ukraine so maybe dont talk about shit you dont know anything about

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well aware of the shity things he did , voted for biden, doesn't make what I said less true, doesn't make you smart for spouting randomness

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, because you know, germany was the biggest threat at that time, not North Korea with it's nukes, or Russia or china with it's 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What's also funny as I said he was a crappy president who did a crappy job and you are Like NO we must make other stuff up, pretty silly.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

authoritarian dictators. Hey next time you see someone robbing a bank, make sure to direct the cops to get the person jaywalking.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Can you read? I am having doubts, I never said Germany was a threat, I said he was pushing for an increased German military budget.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Then why didn't Putin invade the Ukraine between 2016 and 2020?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 77

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4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Find a MAGA idiot. You can easily google the answer. But instead you need to troll here.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

I'm a leftist European you fucking bean!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

then you are a fucking dumbass who doesnt pay attention and just assumes they know what is going on

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He's been invading it since 2014. It's not like he pulled out of Crimea while Trump was in office.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Invading since 2014? So what happen 2 month ago? Nothing?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

More Russian troops entered a new region of Ukraine and began hostilities there.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Are you really that cynical? What's happening in Mariupol or Bucha now is just the usual stuff that's already going on for 8 years now? Wow!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

He did

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Because he didn't have to? Because Donald was his muppet in the White House and sang his praises for four years? You dolt?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

why invade when we werent resisting?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually wonder whether Covid delayed his plans to do so, if the original plan was to invade towards the end of Trumps term.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why though? So people would say "we need a strong president with experience doing the job" to keep him in office? … Yeah I vomited a little.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

....What?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asking the stupid questions

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's only a stupid question if you expect identity politics being implemented in this question - they aren't. I'm not even American.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your teacher was wrong, they exist

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Found the bootlicker

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Found the idiot who thought my question was loaded with US identity politics. I just asked a legitimate question.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's not a question of identity politics, you imbecile. Donald Trump has had business dealings in Russia since the 90s and loves tyrants. 1-

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I chose not to read any further after being called an imbecile.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

He has praised the autocrats from China, Russia and North Korea during all of his tenure, except when he was threatening nuclear war. 2-

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Putin was already at war with Ukrainians in Ukraine, killing Ukrainians that whole time. Trump was impeached for blackmailing Ukraine.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

Are you really that cynical? What's happening in Mariupol or Bucha now is just the usual stuff that's already going on for 8 years now? Wow!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Bro you can't expect conservatives to remember anything past the current media outrage. It's just how thier brains work

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I'm not a conserative, I'm a European leftist!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

U sure about that? You are not "a gay black male" ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They download their talking points from their propaganda media & angrily go through their day angry at kind folk, with anger. Rinse repeat.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Where do you download your answers to triggering questions like mine? I didn't knew my question was already abused by Maga rednecks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

“In a second Trump term, I think he may well have withdrawn from NATO,” Bolton said. “And I think Putin was waiting for that."

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

So, Putin miscalculated? He expected Trump to win another term? I mean Putin is definetly having is rouhger with Biden as Pres. than Trump.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Trust me, I would be knocking down the gate to the White House if Trump pulled us out of NATO. It would have been a decision with zero -

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

- basis in reality, and actually compromised the national security.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Let me be clear: I don't give a fuck who's in what party - you undermine the free world to that extent, I would be packing up my apartment,

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2