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I was gonna dress as Carl and Ellie from Up with my wife, but this guy decided to come along on Halloween at 3am, the witching hour. Spookiest baby of them all.
Naming him Phillip, because it sounds funny to me
mrsticktastic
Congrats! And good luck.
iluvplants
Days are long but years are short. Enjoy it all.. Congrats!
grlwithnoname
He is honestly a VERY cute newborn bébé
ChromaticPassingTone
Congrats, OP!
onceawizardneveramuggleagain
Future imgurian! Congratulations. Get ready with dad jokes..
ArtSparkle
Congrats dude
BananaEatingCat
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Lip is a cutie pie! Congrats! Ride this high for as long as you can and take mental snapshots. They go so fast
Rowinamcloud18
Congrats Mom and Dad for the arrival of your little crotch goblin on the spookiest day of the year! He shares a birthday with my 9yo : D
Silkyninja1
gingerirl
Congrats op and I hope mama is doing well!
SchoolSupernintendo
Happy Birthday and Halloween Phillip!
StaceyHopkins
Welcome to the world, young Phillip and congrats to the new parents!
zeratul156
Congrats my dude! Make sure to work in sleep somehow!
TivoMan
liquidstick
Congratulations @OP!
PrairieFarmGirl
Aww cute! Let him slay some dragons, but don't encouage kissing unconscious girls, maybe especially if locked up by an evil witch.
RipThemUpRatchet
Unless... Y'know. She's into that. Consent is key
Lurkerdraegon
Congratulations!!! *Pops champagne* Cheers to that beautiful young healthy baby boy!!!
RebeIScum
Seed of the loins
Betelgeuse7777
Fruit of the loins. The seed was before..
timxedge
Gross but +1
Woestkonijn
Crotch goblin
TheBigOFace
Fuck trophy
RebeIScum
Butt nuggets
Speedmetal05
Congrats, and say goodbye to sleep!
CerisCinderwolf
Congrats on the working pee-pee!
GoddammitMrNoodle
Congratulations!! A true crotch goblin... being born on Halloween.
kackeohnesahne
Soufange
*does math* valentines baby?
jaberdaberjj
Bout then, but not cause valentines day
elephanthasnoname
Always interesting to see friends n colleagues preg n then in my mind a mental image of u had sex n I’m like ewwww
smegheadenergy
Beast with two backs
Promethianfire
The most precious thing you can give your child is your attention. Really -be- with him without a phone or other distraction
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Congrats! Finally you have proof you're not a virgin!
Turtle1910
You should nick name him Boo.
lonosham
Doesn’t matter, had sex
turomar
Not worth it.
ProudAussie
Now the scary part of your life really begins OP.
clemdarkstarzero
Welcome to the world, how is Mum?
jaberdaberjj
She's so ng better than me, she was back to normal as soon as he was out it seemed
heartygizmo
Mine is 3mo now. It seems, but it ain't so. And it takes a while for her to figure that out. Go with the flow, tell her she's doing great
donutposse11337
What’s “up with my wife?”
donutposse11337
Also congrats on the safe birth of the baby