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WhiteShad0w
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FP Edit : Wow thank you to all you wonderful people! send random or intrestingly odd things
5DollarFootLongg
sleepingnudie
Better drivers than most of florida
CotterPyke
and all of Asia
AntiTrollPatrol
I love how the monkey is making sure the doggo is safe in the back
NewmarketMTB
License and registration meow
keithhdz10
Call him a chicken fucker
zyxzevn
pareidoliaperson
Wait, were they cats? Thought monkeys, but yeah too little pixels to be sure.
cardinal107
CotterPyke
yep this is amusing AF
harthram
Great, Caesar will now have a motorized army when they rise up against us...
CotterPyke
the mechanized forces are trained and ready, Ape Fuehrer!
CotterPyke
why don't the monkeys pack the car with bananas and drive away to escape? Maybe they don't want to leave the dog behind
rodrigosanchez
you'd think by 2008 we'd have more pixels.
djsdkdjsk
What fucking potato filmed this?
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
This one https://imgur.com/IJiQggZ
bitterTaker
Oh the endless jokes you can make about “macaque”.
WhatzitTooya
I'm sure the monkeys in the car would do a better job piloting the car than the primate behind the remote control.
jursamaj
Eh. I'm sure he did it on purpose.
DontFeedMeAfterMidnight
humantoe
That's "own two monkeys who drives a small expensive car into a big really expensive car without giving a shit"-rich.
bomdroppinfoo
Honda Accords aren't expensive, sir or madam.
StarrryNight
They are when you've spent all your money on training monkeys
MaladaptedMedic
Fully loaded, you’re looking at $30k+, which isn’t chump change. But no, I wouldn’t consider it “expensive”
bomdroppinfoo
I didn't mean to imply their cheap by any means, but if someone asked me to name an expensive vehicle Honda Accord wouldn't spring to mind.
bomdroppinfoo
They're *
MaladaptedMedic
Fair enough
bomdroppinfoo
Upon second inspection that may be a Toyota Camry.
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
I’m like 95% sure it’s an accord
mooselakus
I think you were right on the Accord. The taillights are my key.
Gingercatsarerockstars
agreed
nigglemaster
I know a Mikey!
BigTruckRegularPenis
yeah I'm guessing 03-07. MAYBE an 08-12.
Lifk
I doubt this is real. Im not a monkey expert but i dont think they could drive a car. May be im wrong tho.
CotterPyke
Well maybe you could train a monkey to drive but only an automatic, never a stick-shift!
djsdkdjsk
I'm not a monkey expert, but I'm pretty sure it's a remote control.
anxiouschef
I’m a monkey expert. Their semen tastes almost identical to ours. Haven’t thought to conduct any driving experiments though, brilliant!
WhatzitTooya
What an unorthodox way to approach this field.
AcoolOpotomus
Breadite
A remember an old Florida news paper headline where it talked about a runaway driver. When they finally pulled them over it was a Chimp.
Breadite
It was trained by a circus that was passing through at the time to drive for a show.
CotterPyke
i'd like to see that post
Breadite
I can't find the newspaper headline (the story is from like, the 60s far before I was born, my Grandmother just told me about it) but I -
Breadite
found an obituary for the chimp's trainer/owner which mentions the thing happening
Breadite
http://www.tributes.com/obituary/show/Robert-E.-Slover-79368907
PoorSucker
iamlurkerllama
*LONE RANGER THEME SONG
OMGMOPARDRIVER
Holy shit! Gotta go fast!
Pyrocious
*Jungle Japes intensifies*
Sigge1981
Wheeee!
ghost650
"No time to explain, come with me!"
Werenostrangerstolove
Ayeeee!
ThatsSoFetchhh
Ah I love the new red dead redemption
CotterPyke
"Faster or the Asians will eat us both"
ElbowdeepinElmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQSwa3zgNbc
Thismanneedsaname
Most dangerous 8 seconds in monkey sports
SealOfThePump
Now THIS is podracing!
Solbion
Hog-racing.
z3lfmoord
VanceHavnic
Try spinning! That’s a good trick
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Sauroctonus
OoooOOOoooOOOooooOOOH!
MaxKorban
That’s insane. I don’t know what is right.
BOBNOBODY
lol, deserves the link https://youtu.be/5_sfnQDr1-o
OlderWiser
Fun fact: These monkeys are trained by African tribesmen to hunt wild pigs. They ride them until the pig is exhausted.
CotterPyke
well that would take a long while, do the monkeys just jump off and point the hunters to the pig when he's tired?
OlderWiser
No.
CotterPyke
i want to get to the bottom of this, maybe i'll just find the monkeys and ask them
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Can't tell if true or just fuckin' with us ...
OlderWiser
http://sportingclassicsdaily.com/pig-hunting-with-monkeys/
Idontwantmybrothertoknowmyname
thanks for those of us who were too lazy to copy paste
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Not every day I say "holy shit no way!" - thanks!
Idontwantmybrothertoknowmyname
Yes nice !! Some in bengladesh also train otters to fish. Then I feel a bit ill at ease with the way they treat them :
Autocorrekt
"[T]he plains of darkest Africa."
OlderWiser
I don't write the stuff.