Mama came at her like Michael Myers

Oct 21, 2024 7:31 PM

MayMyEnemiesLiveLong

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Remember: humans are pursuit predators. You can run from them all you like, but you'll just die tired.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That living room is bigger than my house.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What’s this porno called?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom's got some ground game lol

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I thought she was gonna bust out a figure-four for a second there

2 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

Mr Socko!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sharpshooter from the Hitman

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Boston Crab

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She's got the Terminator walk.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Dun dun, dun dun dun.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step-mom, what are you doing?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's bringing up some traumatic reminders of childhood :D

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I guess horror movies are accurate after all. Sister ran straight into the dead end.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Ummmm, I think I have a porno that starts like this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That got kinda scary there… like I didn’t feel like mom was actually diggin the joke either how hard she was swinging.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We're persistence predators. Sprinting away is a rookie mistake.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... that bounce though

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Not my proudest, but nonetheless here we are.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh, it really IS scarier when the bad guy doesn't run.

2 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

It worked for Darth Vader after all.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the bad guy was the runner here.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Point ceded...I mean the general horror movie trope. She didn't run after the kid; she frickin WALKED. You know the outcome is inevitable.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Cue boss music.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just realised Michael Myers learned his slow walk from a mom like in #1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have the runway necessary to hit top speed at a full sprint inside your home, you have too much home. Imo anyway. Man that house is big.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

The hand of justice is firm and swift.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dean Pelton in episode one dot gif

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A chancla was needed in this situation.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it ain't the chancla it doesn't matta

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

Clever girl!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This made me smile. Kids are great

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Little bro is a great fashion assistant and hype-man.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's nasty. Wash your hands. But we need to see that ass.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I like the unintentional loop. Dad is like, "So don't smack butt?! What am I supposed to do?"

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mom is an apex predator. No need to run. Calculated and cold. Go Mom!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is she wearing shoes inside the house?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Spank me like this, plz

2 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 9

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2 years ago (deleted Jan 18, 2025 9:58 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Obligatory +1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Geef me een klap op mijn kont, mama.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You can't use the Australian word

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

See you tonight

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if you let me pet your mom's cat, concurrently.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mom raging--not good--nothing funny to me . . .

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 15

I'm sorry that you think they aren't both playing around here. If that's raging to you, I don't want to know what ACTUAL rage looks like.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I mean I could be wrong but it seems quite obvious to me that they are just horsing around

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yeah, unless I have gaslit myself about my whole childhood, that's just messing around. Though the ass slapper was going a bit overboard with the screaming lol

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The screaming. The walk. The grappling on the ground. Getting trapped in a corner.
I can't see the funny thing all those up voters are seeing because I can't unsee what my parents did to us.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

Have you ever, in all your life, on any movie, TV show etc... see someone pick an actual fight with someone with a leg lock and a butt slap? No? That's because they're playing around.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yes. But there is usually a belt or fists involved. Maybe don't answer for me to your own question.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Lol. So... Then no?? There's no belts or fists here. WTF are you talking about?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

They're talking about their childhood trauma, and how this - even though it was light-hearted horseplay - reminded them of the horrible abuse they suffered. But go ahead and continue being a prick about their suffering, I'm sure it makes you feel big

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same. Plus her mom called her bitch and that just upped the fear sweats for me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean I am genuinely very sorry I went thru that but I also grew up in an abusive household and am pretty confident in my ability to tell the difference

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

While i understand your plight, in this instance (especially with her saying im gonna punch you in the titty) the body language etc they are 100% just playing. mom didn't go in swinging or yelling or anything, leg locked her and swatter her ass. This was all play.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can infer that from it being on the front page and people's reactions, I was trying to say that I can't tell because of my own experiences

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aight I understand what you're trying to say, but if you can "infer" it and then you saying "you can't tell because...." then you can't infer it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I wanted to see the shoe come off

2 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 4

deserves it just for that screaming.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha just when she thought she was safe, *between-the-eyes doink*

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

With the number of hits to the face this woman tanks on a regular basis, she's at the top of my list for the Jackass reboot.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This lady is great i love her, she's like a real life looney toon eith how often she gets hit in the face lol

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right in the beak!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's the cutest the internet has to offer

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2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

That's what I wanted to see

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I love the like half second of targeting, where she's weighing the sandal in her hand, gaging distance and speed, and hits a long shot that would make a quarterback smile.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Uncle Rico would be telling that story for years afterwards

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love the Soy Dora girl videos.

2 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

/gallery/AwNaGid here are some more

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I was going to post one from my collection but you got them all covered I think. +1

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

seldom do we see someone taking that much damage to the head willingly

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If she keeps at this rate, she'll become a GOP candidate for the next elections!

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