Yeah, unless I have gaslit myself about my whole childhood, that's just messing around. Though the ass slapper was going a bit overboard with the screaming lol
The screaming. The walk. The grappling on the ground. Getting trapped in a corner. I can't see the funny thing all those up voters are seeing because I can't unsee what my parents did to us.
Have you ever, in all your life, on any movie, TV show etc... see someone pick an actual fight with someone with a leg lock and a butt slap? No? That's because they're playing around.
They're talking about their childhood trauma, and how this - even though it was light-hearted horseplay - reminded them of the horrible abuse they suffered. But go ahead and continue being a prick about their suffering, I'm sure it makes you feel big
I mean I am genuinely very sorry I went thru that but I also grew up in an abusive household and am pretty confident in my ability to tell the difference
While i understand your plight, in this instance (especially with her saying im gonna punch you in the titty) the body language etc they are 100% just playing. mom didn't go in swinging or yelling or anything, leg locked her and swatter her ass. This was all play.
I love the like half second of targeting, where she's weighing the sandal in her hand, gaging distance and speed, and hits a long shot that would make a quarterback smile.
DocTanner
Remember: humans are pursuit predators. You can run from them all you like, but you'll just die tired.
OhIfIMust
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!!!
Thisisabigmistake
That living room is bigger than my house.
zqwzzle
What’s this porno called?
FrozenMojo
Mom's got some ground game lol
crapybarra
I thought she was gonna bust out a figure-four for a second there
DALLASLAVOWNER
Mr Socko!
MNinNZ
Sharpshooter from the Hitman
hankrizldizl
Boston Crab
thekingfiphtin
She's got the Terminator walk.
SoupCanMan
Dun dun, dun dun dun.
stoots24
Step-mom, what are you doing?
Lionheart4G
That's bringing up some traumatic reminders of childhood :D
afroniner
I guess horror movies are accurate after all. Sister ran straight into the dead end.
johnvilnis
Ummmm, I think I have a porno that starts like this.
TheCobb1
That got kinda scary there… like I didn’t feel like mom was actually diggin the joke either how hard she was swinging.
AgamemnonsMemes
We're persistence predators. Sprinting away is a rookie mistake.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
... that bounce though
pelon365
Not my proudest, but nonetheless here we are.
WenTheEternallySurprised
Huh, it really IS scarier when the bad guy doesn't run.
Beezebubbles
It worked for Darth Vader after all.
fantabuloustimewaster
Pretty sure the bad guy was the runner here.
WenTheEternallySurprised
Point ceded...I mean the general horror movie trope. She didn't run after the kid; she frickin WALKED. You know the outcome is inevitable.
PurpleSquare713
Cue boss music.
RayneOfSalt
Poppypoppoppop
Just realised Michael Myers learned his slow walk from a mom like in #1
Anaphriel
If you have the runway necessary to hit top speed at a full sprint inside your home, you have too much home. Imo anyway. Man that house is big.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
The hand of justice is firm and swift.
Idontneedrealfacts
Dean Pelton in episode one dot gif
thereitis101
A chancla was needed in this situation.
OneMoreLime
If it ain't the chancla it doesn't matta
RummageSaleBubbler
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Clever girl!
RtsWillH1Mself
This made me smile. Kids are great
RummageSaleBubbler
Little bro is a great fashion assistant and hype-man.
VaxxedCanadian
That's nasty. Wash your hands. But we need to see that ass.
seitanicverses
I like the unintentional loop. Dad is like, "So don't smack butt?! What am I supposed to do?"
Wankbiscuit
ClownishAntics
grandopening
Mom is an apex predator. No need to run. Calculated and cold. Go Mom!!
Choman82
Why is she wearing shoes inside the house?
LariCheltsy
Spank me like this, plz
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Badgerbadgerson3
Yes
GutenTagHerrFraulein
Obligatory +1
Bunhyung
Geef me een klap op mijn kont, mama.
Einstein9073
You can't use the Australian word
ElbowDeepInAJedi
See you tonight
LariCheltsy
Emjayen
Only if you let me pet your mom's cat, concurrently.
whosbestmom
Mom raging--not good--nothing funny to me . . .
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
I'm sorry that you think they aren't both playing around here. If that's raging to you, I don't want to know what ACTUAL rage looks like.
SneakEFoxxe
I mean I could be wrong but it seems quite obvious to me that they are just horsing around
101Medic
Yeah, unless I have gaslit myself about my whole childhood, that's just messing around. Though the ass slapper was going a bit overboard with the screaming lol
PosthumousExile
The screaming. The walk. The grappling on the ground. Getting trapped in a corner.
I can't see the funny thing all those up voters are seeing because I can't unsee what my parents did to us.
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Have you ever, in all your life, on any movie, TV show etc... see someone pick an actual fight with someone with a leg lock and a butt slap? No? That's because they're playing around.
PosthumousExile
Yes. But there is usually a belt or fists involved. Maybe don't answer for me to your own question.
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Lol. So... Then no?? There's no belts or fists here. WTF are you talking about?
MeanWinchester
They're talking about their childhood trauma, and how this - even though it was light-hearted horseplay - reminded them of the horrible abuse they suffered. But go ahead and continue being a prick about their suffering, I'm sure it makes you feel big
tidepool
Same. Plus her mom called her bitch and that just upped the fear sweats for me.
SneakEFoxxe
I mean I am genuinely very sorry I went thru that but I also grew up in an abusive household and am pretty confident in my ability to tell the difference
Ornado
While i understand your plight, in this instance (especially with her saying im gonna punch you in the titty) the body language etc they are 100% just playing. mom didn't go in swinging or yelling or anything, leg locked her and swatter her ass. This was all play.
PosthumousExile
I can infer that from it being on the front page and people's reactions, I was trying to say that I can't tell because of my own experiences
Ornado
Aight I understand what you're trying to say, but if you can "infer" it and then you saying "you can't tell because...." then you can't infer it.
MNinNZ
I wanted to see the shoe come off
JoeT85
deserves it just for that screaming.
ScubaSteve6
Haha just when she thought she was safe, *between-the-eyes doink*
JohnnyLawlessEsq
With the number of hits to the face this woman tanks on a regular basis, she's at the top of my list for the Jackass reboot.
Caprittles
This lady is great i love her, she's like a real life looney toon eith how often she gets hit in the face lol
whistlebuzz
Right in the beak!
GuyWithDog
She's the cutest the internet has to offer
iMcFly
MNinNZ
That's what I wanted to see
NinjaCongo
TheGhastHunter
I love the like half second of targeting, where she's weighing the sandal in her hand, gaging distance and speed, and hits a long shot that would make a quarterback smile.
MNinNZ
Uncle Rico would be telling that story for years afterwards
Isometimestakethingsliterally
I love the Soy Dora girl videos.
MNinNZ
/gallery/AwNaGid here are some more
Isometimestakethingsliterally
lethalbyte
I was going to post one from my collection but you got them all covered I think. +1
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
seldom do we see someone taking that much damage to the head willingly
somethingsomethingwittyhere
If she keeps at this rate, she'll become a GOP candidate for the next elections!