Dec 25, 2017 5:05 AM
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BestRivenSupport
I always seem the be the gun in this situation, my positioning is terrible so people just aim me in the right direction so i can carry
Threns
"I always carry" = "I literally don't understand the concepts underlying the word 'team'"
allenCookieDiver
Cod ww2 is famous for this I went 38-3 and we still lost not joking.
NotIrony
That's probably because KDA isn't the end all be all of team based games.
jkderp11742
One time I was playing R6 siege and at the end of a round this guy on my team said " carried" , he was in second- (continued in comments )
Place and everyone else was only 300 points behind him . I think he thought because he had the most kills (8) he carried us .
Moetorious
I'd be the nigga in the coffin.
MetaSomma
Same
butternator
Not me, I suck
LegoStomper
A slightly more familiar one than For Honor Titanfall. Died three or four times there if I remember.
kojenk
Can exchange "team" for payload because im the only guy standing on it as Lucio!!
bunnyrut
"why isn't anyone on the payload!!" me almost every match. literally lost the point because everyone ran off to kill the other team and i -
- was the only one left on point. i was killed, of course, and they took it because everyone was taking the bait.
NullRageGaming
How your teammates feel:
ParagonFurytheLawgiver
Yeah, but I got the stats to back it up. They don't.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Like World Of Tanks. Even if you're Ares, God of War, you're still at the mercy of the 14 other crayon eaters on your team.
i love the ones who are all "i carried this team you all suck". uh, yeah. i got, like, 4 gold medals, and someone else got POTG.
SandwichRGood
"I got gold damage" To hell with your damage, they can fucking heal.
megaZwatcher
me>coworkers
RegisBent
How I feel most of the time in overwatch as torbjorn or agent 76
i am not great at the game. but with the 4v4/3v3 matches i really feel like i do all the leg work. it's like they think it's single player
GardenGnome
Me in Killing Floor.
LemmyisGod
Is this From T2? I honestly don’t remember this part at all.
PixelSprite64
T3, you can skip it.
Degarafarat
I know how you feel.
slicknik007
A good break from all the Christmas selfies lol
IronCore
So many people here think they're Arnold, but they're really the coffin.
RealFuckinNito
It's funny how most people think this most games. And meanwhile here I am, playing support 'cause someone's gotta ward bitch for this oh-so-
powerful "carries". HAH! Sorry mate, only got 1 rez each time, not my fault you decided to jump at the entire enemy team TWICE IN A ROW!
omg. i hate when i have to go to support and no one sticks around and let you die. then blame me for losing. no, you suck at team play.
izoli413365
I main support. 100% hardest role to solo through gold and plat
redbaronshotsauce
Same. Every game I'm like I'm sorry I can't keep you at max health while you chase into the enemy jungle alone. I hate them
BlakePierce
LoL reference? Definitely LoL reference
more like MOBA, DOTA is in fact the origin of the team, but LoL is good enough, never got into the fandom war myself.
Don't know if y'all play For Honor, but I hate team games.
HowSaucyIam
Ulsys
How does one die 11 times?
Nietsallinav
You fight the guy that gets 27 kills.
theslowestsloth
I can die more than that
Probably me too lmao
Renmazu
Then lift with your legs!
Hardalor
There's a reason I use Reinhardt's "More Stretching Required" highlight intro...
https://youtu.be/5OMGvjeMhbw Last of Us Multiplayer. Sometimes you just have to do literally everything yourself.
venomlash
Healing on my Commando: "I AM THE BACKBONE OF THIS GROUP, SAVIOR OF NITWITS". DPSing on my Shadow: *frantically tries to avoid floorcandy*
Drakhma
i use to do this, in alot of my online games, but i stopped giving a shit. so i hardly do it anymore
o4kill
The difference between your games and World of Tanks: in WoT you still lose
contractorguy
Just playing games? Wait til you have a family
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Every time I come first in my group...it's always on the losing side.
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
Every single college group project
Everyoneisacritique
I want my school project teams at my funeral so they can mess up letting me down for once.
BoredCentury
I thought it was so they can let me down one last time.
Could also say they're so bad they can't even let you down right
imascientintsdamnit
its a damn good thing op is a trash man. hes used to carrying trash.
PRDWRaven
Both an insult and a compliment... wow
TheNorwegian
How is that an insult?
Marjar3
Hes the trash-man he eats GARBAGE
moffit
yeah really, i have 100% respect for anyone that can handle that job & i hear it pays well
GreedyJungle
It doesn’t pay well trust me. I make $1800 a month and even drivers don’t make that much more.
yeah, i looked it up and it seems to vary depending where you are and if there's a union
IronFart
Oh god yes, what's with that, lol...i mean theres never 3 guys with 5 deaths and 20 kills. Only 1 to 3 per game.
Never 3 guys on 1 team.
MrRauchPotato
When you get 16 kills in R6 and still lose
when you're the best on your team but everyone callin you shit because you ran out of ammo on the clutch.
The ones that mouth off with me carrying I just team kill since they do nothing anyway, might as well be useful for a laugh
dav3nasty
Rainbow six Vegas 2 I used to do this. It would lower our score but some guys either dumb as shit or weren’t playing.
Smoke problems
Julle5
I hate ranked just because of this. Even if you're the mvp in the game everyone complains about how bad you are
GeneralBullshit
You gotta master the art of not giving a fuck... Pushing that mute button right next to his name also helps
StormtrooperFKD47
Thats why never ranked, casual all the way son.
me too
BestRivenSupport
I always seem the be the gun in this situation, my positioning is terrible so people just aim me in the right direction so i can carry
Threns
"I always carry" = "I literally don't understand the concepts underlying the word 'team'"
allenCookieDiver
Cod ww2 is famous for this I went 38-3 and we still lost not joking.
NotIrony
That's probably because KDA isn't the end all be all of team based games.
jkderp11742
One time I was playing R6 siege and at the end of a round this guy on my team said " carried" , he was in second- (continued in comments )
jkderp11742
Place and everyone else was only 300 points behind him . I think he thought because he had the most kills (8) he carried us .
Moetorious
I'd be the nigga in the coffin.
MetaSomma
Same
butternator
Not me, I suck
LegoStomper
A slightly more familiar one than For Honor
Titanfall. Died three or four times there if I remember.
kojenk
Can exchange "team" for payload because im the only guy standing on it as Lucio!!
bunnyrut
"why isn't anyone on the payload!!" me almost every match. literally lost the point because everyone ran off to kill the other team and i -
bunnyrut
- was the only one left on point. i was killed, of course, and they took it because everyone was taking the bait.
NullRageGaming
How your teammates feel:
ParagonFurytheLawgiver
Yeah, but I got the stats to back it up. They don't.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Like World Of Tanks. Even if you're Ares, God of War, you're still at the mercy of the 14 other crayon eaters on your team.
bunnyrut
i love the ones who are all "i carried this team you all suck". uh, yeah. i got, like, 4 gold medals, and someone else got POTG.
SandwichRGood
"I got gold damage" To hell with your damage, they can fucking heal.
megaZwatcher
me>coworkers
RegisBent
How I feel most of the time in overwatch as torbjorn or agent 76
bunnyrut
i am not great at the game. but with the 4v4/3v3 matches i really feel like i do all the leg work. it's like they think it's single player
GardenGnome
Me in Killing Floor.
LemmyisGod
Is this From T2? I honestly don’t remember this part at all.
PixelSprite64
T3, you can skip it.
Degarafarat
I know how you feel.
slicknik007
A good break from all the Christmas selfies lol
IronCore
So many people here think they're Arnold, but they're really the coffin.
RealFuckinNito
It's funny how most people think this most games. And meanwhile here I am, playing support 'cause someone's gotta ward bitch for this oh-so-
RealFuckinNito
powerful "carries". HAH! Sorry mate, only got 1 rez each time, not my fault you decided to jump at the entire enemy team TWICE IN A ROW!
bunnyrut
omg. i hate when i have to go to support and no one sticks around and let you die. then blame me for losing. no, you suck at team play.
izoli413365
I main support. 100% hardest role to solo through gold and plat
redbaronshotsauce
Same. Every game I'm like I'm sorry I can't keep you at max health while you chase into the enemy jungle alone. I hate them
BlakePierce
LoL reference? Definitely LoL reference
RealFuckinNito
more like MOBA, DOTA is in fact the origin of the team, but LoL is good enough, never got into the fandom war myself.
LegoStomper
Don't know if y'all play For Honor, but
I hate team games.
HowSaucyIam
Ulsys
How does one die 11 times?
Nietsallinav
You fight the guy that gets 27 kills.
theslowestsloth
I can die more than that
Ulsys
Probably me too lmao
Renmazu
Then lift with your legs!
Hardalor
There's a reason I use Reinhardt's "More Stretching Required" highlight intro...
LegoStomper
https://youtu.be/5OMGvjeMhbw Last of Us Multiplayer. Sometimes you just have to do literally everything yourself.
venomlash
Healing on my Commando: "I AM THE BACKBONE OF THIS GROUP, SAVIOR OF NITWITS". DPSing on my Shadow: *frantically tries to avoid floorcandy*
Drakhma
i use to do this, in alot of my online games, but i stopped giving a shit. so i hardly do it anymore
o4kill
The difference between your games and World of Tanks: in WoT you still lose
contractorguy
Just playing games? Wait til you have a family
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Every time I come first in my group...it's always on the losing side.
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
Every single college group project
Everyoneisacritique
I want my school project teams at my funeral so they can mess up letting me down for once.
BoredCentury
I thought it was so they can let me down one last time.
MetaSomma
Could also say they're so bad they can't even let you down right
imascientintsdamnit
its a damn good thing op is a trash man. hes used to carrying trash.
imascientintsdamnit
PRDWRaven
Both an insult and a compliment... wow
TheNorwegian
How is that an insult?
Marjar3
Hes the trash-man he eats GARBAGE
moffit
yeah really, i have 100% respect for anyone that can handle that job & i hear it pays well
GreedyJungle
It doesn’t pay well trust me. I make $1800 a month and even drivers don’t make that much more.
moffit
yeah, i looked it up and it seems to vary depending where you are and if there's a union
IronFart
Oh god yes, what's with that, lol...i mean theres never 3 guys with 5 deaths and 20 kills. Only 1 to 3 per game.
IronFart
Never 3 guys on 1 team.
MrRauchPotato
When you get 16 kills in R6 and still lose
SandwichRGood
when you're the best on your team but everyone callin you shit because you ran out of ammo on the clutch.
Everyoneisacritique
The ones that mouth off with me carrying I just team kill since they do nothing anyway, might as well be useful for a laugh
dav3nasty
Rainbow six Vegas 2 I used to do this. It would lower our score but some guys either dumb as shit or weren’t playing.
MrRauchPotato
Smoke problems
Julle5
I hate ranked just because of this. Even if you're the mvp in the game everyone complains about how bad you are
GeneralBullshit
You gotta master the art of not giving a fuck... Pushing that mute button right next to his name also helps
StormtrooperFKD47
Thats why never ranked, casual all the way son.
SandwichRGood
me too