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Curved Saber of San Martin
José de San Martín was a famous Argentine general that lived from 1778-1850. He was the primary leader of the southern part of South America’s struggle for independence from Spain. San Martín is a South American hero and the 1st Protector of Perú. Under the lead of San Martín, Peruvian independence was officially declared on July 28, 1821. In the state of Argentina, the Order of the Liberator General San Martin is the highest decoration given out.
San Martín admired the saber’s curved blade and felt that the weapon was maneuverable and ideal for battle. For this reason, he armed his cavalries of granaderos with similar weapons, which he deemed important for charge attacks.
Tomoyuki Yamashita’s Sword
During his military career, Tomoyuki Yamashita owned a personal sword that contained a blade manufactured by famous sword maker Fujiwara Kanenaga sometime between 1640 and 1680. The weapon had its handle remade in the early 1900s. The Samurai sword was surrendered by General Yamashita, along with his army, on September 2, 1945. It was taken by General MacArthur and given to the West Point Military Museum where it remains today. The sword is one piece in a great collection of military arms housed at the West Point Museum.
Seven-Branched Sword
In 372, King Geunchogo of Baekje paid tribute to Eastern Jin and it is believed that a Seven-Branched Sword was created and given to the king as a sign of praise.
The weapon is a 74.9 cm long iron sword with six branch-like protrusions along the central blade, which is 65.5 cm. The sword was developed for ceremonial purposes and was not built for battle. In 1870 a Shinto priest named Masatomo Kan discovered two inscriptions on the Seven-Branched Sword. One of them states “At noon on the sixteenth day of the eleventh month, fourth year of Taiwa era, the sword was made of 100 time’s hardened steel. Using the sword repels 100 enemy soldiers. Appropriate for the polite duke king.”
The Seven-Branched Sword contains many statements, but the most controversial involves the phrase “enfeoffed lord,” used when describing the King of Wa as a possible subservient to the Baekje ruler. The sword is an important historical link and shows that a relationship did exist between the East Asian countries of this era. The original Seven-Branched Sword is currently housed in the Isonokami Shrine in Nara Prefecture of Japan. It is not on display to the public.
The Wallace Sword
The William Wallace sword is located at the National Monument in Stirling, Scotland. The shaft of the sword measures 4 feet by 4 inches in length (132cm) and it weighs 6.0 lb (2.7 kg). The sword is said to be the weapon that Wallace used at the Battle of Stirling Bridge in 1297 and the Battle of Falkirk (1298). The pommel on the sword consists of an onion-shaped piece of gilded iron and the grip is wrapped with dark brown leather. The hilt or handle that is currently on the Wallace sword is not the original. It is believed that the sword has been modified on separate occasions.
Tizona - El Cid's Sword
El Cid owned and used many different swords in his lifetime, but the two most famous are Colada and Tizona. Tizona is a sword that was used by El Cid to fight against the Moors. The weapon is one of Spain’s most cherished relics and is believed to have been forged in Córdoba, Spain, although considerable amounts of Damascus steel can be found in its blade. Damascus steel was primarily used in the Middle East. Tizona is 103 cm/40.5 inches long and weighs 1.1 kg/2.4 pounds. It contains two separate inscriptions, with one listing a manufactory date of 1002 and the other quoting the Catholic prayer Ave Maria. Tizona is currently on display at the Museo de Burgos in Spain.
Napoleon’s Sword
On the battlefield Napoleon carried a pistol and a sword. He owned a large collection of arms and artillery. His weapons were one of a kind and included the best materials. In the summer of 2007, a gold-encrusted sword that once belonged to Napoleon was auctioned off in France for more than $6.4 million dollars. The sword was used by Napoleon in battle. In the early 1800s, Napoleon presented the weapon to his brother as a wedding gift. The sword was passed down from generation to generation, never leaving the Bonaparte family. In 1978, the sword was declared a national treasure in France and the winner of the auction was not identified.
Sword of Mercy
The Sword of Mercy is a famous weapon that once belonged to Edward the Confessor. Edward the Confessor was one of the last Anglo-Saxon kings of England before the Norman Conquest of 1066. He ruled from 1042 to 1066 and his reign has been characterized by the crumbling disorganization of royal power in England. Shortly after Edward the Confessor’s death, the Normans began to expand into England, led by the infamous William the Conqueror.
The Sword of Mercy has a broken blade, which is cut off short and square. In 1236, the weapon was given the name curtana and has since been used for royal ceremonies. In ancient times it was a privilege to bear this sword before the king. It was considered a merciful gesture. The story surrounding the breaking of the weapon is unknown, but mythological history indicates that the tip was broken off by an angel to prevent a wrongful killing.
Zulfigar
Zulfiqar is the ancient sword of the Islamic leader Ali. Ali was the cousin and son-in-law of the prophet Muhammad. He ruled over the Islamic Caliphate from 656 to 661. By some historical accounts, Muhammad gave Zulfiqar to Ali at the Battle of Uhud. Muhammad admired Ali’s power and strength on the battlefield and wanted to present him with the cherished weapon. The sword is a symbol of the Islamic faith and is admired by millions of people.
Zulfiqar is a scimitar, which refers to a West Asian or South Asian sword with a curved blade. It is said that Ali used the sword at the Battle of the Trench, which is a famous siege attempt on the city of Medina. During the battle, Muhammad, Ali, and other Muslim defenders built trenches to protect Medina against the much larger confederate cavalry
Honjo Masamune - The Famous "lost sword"
The most famous of all Masamune swords is named Honjo Masamune. The Honjo Masamune is so important because it represented the Shogunate during the Edo period of Japan. The sword was passed down from one Shogun to another for generations. In 1939 the weapon was named a national treasure in Japan, but remained in the Kii branch of the Tokugawa family. The last known owner of Honjo Masamune was Tokugawa Iemasa. Apparently Tokugawa Iemasa gave the weapon and 14 other swords to a police station in Mejiro, Japan, in December of 1945.
Shortly thereafter in January 1946, the Mejiro police gave the swords to Sgt. Coldy Bimore (U.S. 7th Cavalry). Since that time, the Honjo Masamune has gone missing and the whereabouts of the sword remains a mystery.
Joyeuse
Joyeuse is the name of Charlemagne’s personal sword. Today, there are two swords attributed to Joyeuse. One is a saber that is kept in the Weltliche Schatzkammer in Vienna, while the other is housed at the Louvre in France. The blade on display at the Louvre claims to be partially built from Charlemagne’s original sword. The sword is made of parts from different centuries, so it can be hard to positively identify the weapon as Joyeuse. The hilt of the sword indicates a manufactory date around the time of Charlemagne. The heavily sculpted gold pommel is made in two halves and the long gold grip was once decorated with diamonds.
Charlemagne’s sword appears in many legends and historical documents. Bulfinch’s Mythology described Charlemagne using Joyeuse to behead the Saracen commander Corsuble as well as to knight his friend Ogier the Dane. After the death of Charlemagne, the sword was said to have been contrarily held by the Saint Denis Basilica and it was later taken to the Louvre after being carried at a Coronation processional for French kings.
iamnotthesmartestkid
"I'll take S Words for 400"
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
Whats the drop rate and stats on some of these?
thingsofyourmind
Some of these are no mere drops, some of these you can craft from rare mats, but some are rewards from difficult limited time quests. XD
necpmf
The pictured Masamune is not the Honjo Masamune, it is an unnamed Masamune from the Tokyo National Museum.
Alighierian
plot twist: this sword was the lost sword all along
Diofant
Time to start up the Holy Grail War again...
coopmore
Is this a fate thing? i cant tell if this is a fate thing
Diofant
Its a Fate/Stay Night thing, or Fate/Zero thing, or a Fate/Hollow Ataraxia thing. But yes.
Metacomet
what raids do i farm to get these legendaries?
McBook
They're already over and patched out, but if you want, you can do the "President-kidnapping" questline
findmeinbadcomments
That Seven-Branched Sword tho http://imgur.com/egixvM3
NotoriousDuchess
*Die-hard sword fans are outraged.*
Efreeti
"Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand more"
PolarHailStorm
The information was great but can I see some stats please. I need to know if they're better than my current equipment.
hashirokuAE86
Lmfao
Badexp01
ah, the 3 sisters. Joyeuse, Curtana and Durandal. If you ever get the chance try Reading "the cortana letters". Bungie really nailed it.
morphire
Man, this Dark Souls lore is getting out of control
Shoelebubba
Need a Longsword +10 and Soul of the Confessor to make the Sword of Mercy.
likeasiringtinsir
what about the sword used by Captain Jack Churchill in WWII that was used to capture 42 germans and a mortar squad?
jahupa
Honjo Masamune. I would give my left nut to have my right nut cut off by that sword. Just so beautiful and so much history.
monkeymuffins
In case anyone was wondering about the Seven-Branched Sword: Eastern Jin = China; Baekje = Korea; Wa = Japan.
backtobackpanicattack
Thanks for that. For a second I thought 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' had breached reality.
Atharaphelun
Well, sort of. Eastern Jin = southern half of China, Baekje = western part of Korea at its height; later shrunk to only the southwest part.
kingofshitafuckmountain
informative and interesti nnnoice +1 my good sir or something its the internet ;-;
kingofshitafuckmountain
wow keyboard pls *interesting
CometRelief
I see no Excalibur here
lngwlkr
I had one, sold it on Pawn Stars. Guy claimed it wasn't the original, got a hundred dollars for it.
duckshooter
If you want to learn a little about the sword of Prophet Ali and Islamic battles...watch the movie "The message"
SumaChiin
You mean Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)
crazyperc
barondonvito
Curved Swords Coral
FrankJ7
http://imgur.com/ieBkBet
Caleborate
hahaha +1
FrankJ7
Okay yeah, this doesn't work
GrandMagusRubick
At least in Cyrodiil the Imperial guards would tell you where to find things
CatzEyes93
I see you neglected to include "Needle".
Monkeyburrito
Muhammad (&) Ali
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Guys the Wallace Sword has been pretty definitively shown to be fake. Wallace did not use a highland weapon invented after his death.
IllogicalPine
What are their drop rates? Base damage?
Denvercoder09
Equip mana cost?
FakeGamerGirl
Doesn't matter; nobody can use them anyways since they're soulbound. We're just lucky that they were sold to a vendor instead of sharded.
ligence
Cool, but what are their shikais?
howdoiscience
Ulfbert! Why no ulfbert :(
PerXX
You mean +VLFBERH+T. And probably because it's not a single specific sword, but rather a series of very high quality swords.
Talmorean
+1 for putting the 2nd + before the T.
garfieldstwin
Imgur should be used to teach history at school. I've learnt more here than in all the history lessons I ever went to!
graehall
I hadn't thought of it that way. I've learned so much from this site, when I thought I was just trying to get fake internet points.
Fishtrombone
Lesson 2: It's not gay unless the balls touch.
PharmasaurasRx
Now we're getting somewhere
Italianola
That's only because you're here by choice and with your own enthusiasm. Pay attention in school kids
InterruptingA10
Exactly
NewKing
So should civ, I learned a lot from the civopedia and learned city names for many countries
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
Civ and Total War are the series that got me into history. Shit is badass!
NewKing
So should civ, I learned a lot from the civopedia and learned city names for many countries
viperfolk
Either you don't pay attention to shit in class or you've got some horrible history teachers.
garfieldstwin
I have a law degree, accountancy qualifications, chemistry diploma and enjoy reading about history, so I'm going with the 'or' option!
chetpancakes
Even though learnt is technically correct it still bugs the hell out of me.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
garfieldstwin
I feel ashamed... +1 and thank you!
jeep44
Japanese swords are still turning up as the last of the WW2 vets who brought them back to the US are passing away.
Cheomesh
They're called Gunto if anyone is curious. They are an interest of mine.
jeep44
I have a collection of mainly machine-made WW2 officers and NCO swords, but I do have a fair number of old forged blades
Cheomesh
I am a broke college student trying to support 2 people (sigh), so all I have is a (surprisingly accurate) repro of a Type 95
jeep44
In time, your means to acquire swords will improve. Eventually the swords guys my age have collected will be on the market again.
Cheomesh
Familiar with the Miliary Swords of Imperial Japan Facebook page?
shaxgolgotha
what wasn't mentioned about the Masamune is that the army Sgt who took it apparently never existed. no records of his name in the military.
jeep44
That Masamune may yet turn up, but as a collector, I've seen many sad cases of neglect and abuse of old swords
greymouser7
I share your view; In my hobby, many sad cases of neglect in the ownership of collector cars.
themaskedhobo
that one makes me sad. My father's father was a marine in the Pacific, but he didn't bring any home... I asked. He has since moved on.
jeep44
Often they have been undisturbed in an attic or garage for many years, and the blades are pitted and rusty
themaskedhobo
Oh, he would have put it in the safe with the dehumidifier and all the guns, and he had moved twice since.
jeep44
One of my WW2 Japanese blades had been used by someone to chop Christmas trees
restlessinchicago
My great uncle brought a ceremonial Nazi dagger home - we take care of it. Can't really display it though...
kepler20c
What about Durendal, sword of Roland, Charlemagne's nephew and paladin in his army, which is said to be embedded in a cliff in Rocamadour.
srsbizness
No Green Destiny either...
sorple
I adore everything about this sentence.
Narushima
Durandal*
DenverPostironic
Thank you. If you ask me, Durendal is a glaring omission from this list.
backtobackpanicattack
ff: Halo's Cortana is named after the Sword of Mercy ('Curtana') and Marathon's Durandal is named after Roland's sword. VidGame AI = weapon.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Ah, so that's how Fire Emblem chooses names for weapons and characters
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
my thoughts exactly lol
haspen
Also Arthurian legends, old European countries' names, ancient European tribes' names, and so on :3
RainbowPuppeteer
Exactly! Missing a few though
Talmorean
Roland then cast Lay of Hands and healed himself while defeating the Moors. Excuse me...the Moops.
MmmICanRelate
You need more upvotes, friend.
CountCrow
I'm sorry the card says Moops +1
8302
Lay on Hands?
8302
Note to self: people are not observant.
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8302
Lay on hands, not lay of hands :P
XenomorphZZ
whoops
iSoulend
Since when is it supposed to cost anything ? Always known it as a long cd free of taxes pal life saver
XenomorphZZ
It's been awhile since I've played WoW
iSoulend
It's a spell from WoW, used by the Paladin class, which heal the target instantly for 100% of its hp, with a long cd. 1/2
iSoulend
It's a really powerful spell. It's also a paladin only spell card in Hearthstone, where it cost 8 mana crystal, 2/3
iSoulend
heal you for 8hp (~1/3) and let you draw 3cards (1/10), again a very powerful spell.
sourl3monz
So as I pray...Unlimited Blade Works.
FuckTheRedUnit
YEA
walruspower
Always up-vote UBW
McBook
unlimited what?
RearAdmiralObvious
Anime company that uses a pretty much unbounded budget on all their animations. Results are amazing
Freemasonry
In other words, Unlimited Budget Works
4rcher
Google it, you might find yourself falling into the most amazing fictioinal universe of all time
McBook
I was just wondering because I found this recently http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/64753/?
YourWeirdErection
I need a Fate: Stay/Night series involving these weapons and not the weird child murdering hell spawn vs Arturia(Queen Arthur).
TheKingOfConquerors
Problem with that is that most sword wielders would fall into the Saber class. Can't have two sabers except in Fate/Apocrypha.
erth16
Yes but it is shown that many heroes fall into multiple classes of Servants, Cú Chulainn falling into Lancer, Caster, and Berserker. 1/?
erth16
2/? It isn't that far fetched to think that Charlemagne, Napoleon, San Martin, or El Cid could be Rider's as well.
erth16
3/3 Make one who had firearms an Archer, one a Berserker, one of the older ones a Lancer with a legendary lance and your good.
TheKingOfConquerors
Thats true, but their noble phantasmare related to the class, and while many apply to multiple classes, these weapons shown 1/?
erth16
Yeah the issue with the NP's is a somewhat big one, but some servants have NP's unrelated to their classes, such as Vlad Tepes or Gawain 1/?
erth16
Where their real NP is based on a title of theirs or some thing they were particularly good at. This is most notable in Archer (Emiya) 2/?
TheKingOfConquerors
Other servants from history, there were a bunch. Joan of Arc, Vlad the Imapler, David, Achilles, Sigfried. The list goes on.4/4
TheKingOfConquerors
Archer, and he would've used his bow. Instead he was a different class, lost all skill, and gained Godhand. Moreover, if you're looking 3/?
TheKingOfConquerors
Are all swords, which means typically they can only be used for the saber class. Berserker from FSN would've been especially powerful as 2/?
DoingItWrongSince1980
Lots of people name their swords.
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
Little me
BrewfusWhittle
Cunts.
Hugoduckandweaving
Lion's tooth.
Talmorean
Lots of cunts.
raidleadergutts
Every fucking chicken.
LokiOnTheCouch
Schmedes
What the fuck's a Lommy?
pentameter
What about Hatorri Hanzo's sword?
eftwyrd
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=4978
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
He doesn't make swords anymore though
radioFREEmadras
I think this is about the legendary 16th century swordsman, not the character from Kill Bill.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Hattori Hanzo was a real guy, and he was actually a ninja.
eftwyrd
read the manga: https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=4978
DarthW33zy
I was seriously trying to think of that dude's name the entire time I was reading this post!
dannykings37
You beat me to it.
OlDirtyPanda
I don't think it would be a stretch to say that Tarentino based Hanzo on Masamune.
MrSkar
Tarantino said that Hatorri Hanzo was based off Hatorri Hanzo. The actor played both the real Hanzo(who died in 1500) and the Kill Bll Hanzo
Efreeti
The actor is Sonny Chiba.
baseballboy3711
You must have biiiiiig raaaaats to needa Hatorri Hanzo's steel...
JudithButlerIsTheShiz
Huge.
nipplepanties
Ooooooh BERRY GUUUUUD!!
iBeChellbe
Katananana*
pentameter
do do do do do
strippervash
... Katamari Damacy.
krauraurgg
Katana for scale?
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Thanks now i know which swords to steal in national treasure 3 after i kidnap the president of course
ImTheGoddamnedBatman
Don´t steal San Martin saber it has already been done, twice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curved_saber_of_San_Mart%C3%ADn
quantacostacerveza
RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RED FLAG!
LobcockLittle
Just go to Sir Walter Scots house in Scotland. Napoleon's pistol is on the left as soon as you walk in held to the wall with thin wire.
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
It's the lost sword that will lead you to the treasure.
BrienneofTarthsJumboJunk
and impregnate the Statue of Liberty
iBoulderDash
Every Bison dollar will be worth 5 US dollars. That is the exchange rate the banks of America will implement after I kidnap their president.
PunishMentor
Thought the Wallace sword was just Hollywood bs. Gotta be so heavy.
lngwlkr
M16 rifle is 7.9 pounds
garfieldstwin
also, it's the only one that looks like it's housed in a public restroom!
EveryChickenInThisPlace
So you can reach the royal toilet paper
bax498
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Monument
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
It is. Real swords that big were used (not that heavy though) but this sword was not used by Wallace. It was made hundreds of years later.
restlessinchicago
Curse you
KnightofRenown
Wallace was a fucking monster of a man. The major piece of hollywood BS about him in that movie was the making him 5'10. 2.0 Meters! (6'8)
bax498
(1/2) I've seen it at the monument in stirling. The legend goes that Wallace made a baldric for the blade made from the flayed skin of
bax498
(2/2) Hugh de Cressingham, saying that he took a strip of skin from his heel to his head. Cressingham was the tresurer of Scotland.
SovietJesus
Yeah that's actually true
bax498
Well, true as a legend can be. The hilt was remade on the orders of James the IV. Hope its not like triggers brush, 4 new hilts 3 new blades
amadoraisnowinvadingthisinternetzwebsitetoo
They say D. Afonso Henriques' sword (first king of Portugal) was a lot heavier. Estimates and stories range between 5-15 kg (10-32 lbs).
VinnieJonesDiary
1.Nobody would use even a 5kg sword in battle,even 16th century two-handers topped out at 3.5kg. There's no advantage to a sword that heavy.
VinnieJonesDiary
2. the faster u can swing a sword the harder it hits, a heavy one serves no real purpose, even if you can hit hard u can't change direction
VinnieJonesDiary
3. I'm an archaeologist specialising in medieval combat & I do full contact fighting in medieval armour with weapons, I know how they work.
amadoraisnowinvadingthisinternetzwebsitetoo
Portugal is in the middle of an economic crisis, can we just have this? Can we... just... okay?
VinnieJonesDiary
Oh alright, but then Ireland get Cú Chulainn & his battle rage where his knees turn backwards, his eye pops out and he slaughters hundreds!
VinnieJonesDiary
Not a hope in hell a real sword would be that weight, maybe a bearing-sword, but those were more just sword shaped things & not for combat.
amadoraisnowinvadingthisinternetzwebsitetoo
Granted the estimates that say 15kg seem very exaggerated, but some very prestiged Portuguese historians (eg.: José Hermano Saraiva) claim
amadoraisnowinvadingthisinternetzwebsitetoo
he used a 5kg sword in battle. To be fair, the man was 1,88m, which was incredibly tall at the time, especially considering he was iberian,
amadoraisnowinvadingthisinternetzwebsitetoo
not to mention he started training in combat ever since he was 7 years old.
restlessinchicago
What the hell is a bearing-sword?
VinnieJonesDiary
So they tend to be massively oversized, highly decorated and not made like a sword would be (light, sharp, balanced etc.)
VinnieJonesDiary
A ceremonial sword used for royal or mayoral processions, it is just meant to look impressive from a distance, not for actual use.
restlessinchicago
Thanks!
graphene314
“You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.”
MrTefalopolis
Curved swords, CORAL!
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
They've got curved penises. BIG, CURVED PENISES.
Trellin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHle170Kxw
thaSmallboi
"No lollygagging."
BuySomeApples
"You know that strip club in Winterfell? They've got curved Nords. Curved. Nords."
requiredfall
How is this not the top comment.......
HisDudness
CURVED. SWORDS. CORRAL!
AtypicalTitan
Reminds me of that scene in 13th warrior
UserSubrero
Love that movie! Lo there do I see my father...
CalamitysEnd
When you die, Can I give that to me daughter?
AtypicalTitan
My favorite line in the movie
wigglyseaurchin
I still don't understand what that was about. Is he trying to get me to remember it through repetition, or are curved swords evil or sth?
AtalanBeardy
Emphasis. Or implying that their dicks are curved.
Corrodias
It may also be referring to their... lower swords.
sorple
I just felt it was that he considered it weird as fuck. Like if he'd said "they walk backwards. BACKWARDS"
travisharrison
gecko08
Think of him as someone who has never left skyrim. Their swords are always straight there. Curved swords seem outlandish and alien.
diabolicaljazz
Aren't the blacksmithing techniques used to make a curved sword a bit specialized, too? Might've seemed amazing to people way back when.
diabolicaljazz
Y'know, "way back when" in a mythological land that never existed.
sloshy3
Came here to comment the exact same thing. +1 you damn thief
MazMaz
I was going to comment that as well! +1
GODDAMNBEARS
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/18/1861d9bfa78f1a0c8a9b4bd22ae5611ad63f1df4d4926d390702395f037a1f95.jpg
sloshy3
I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid
IAmNotASkeleton
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then someone stole my sweetroll.
HamsterHuey
No lollygaggin
DontPmMeIWontRespond
I LIKE YOUR ASS
BatterFluffyFlaps
Bastards.
Ansiobh
So you what- fetch the mead now?
Bleualtair
I really hated that the guards said that when i actually was the leader of the companion
PhoenixQueenAzula
No one leads anyone in the companions. Or so they say. Never saw Kodlak fetching aelas shield or vilkas' sword
Bleualtair
Well yea we don't "lead" its kinda like being a president, you arent the supreme leader, but you still have something power
PhoenixQueenAzula
My cousins out fetching mead and what do I get? An arrow to the knee
Ansiobh
I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
Their swords aren't the only things they have that are curved
hooktail419
The Dragonborn Cometh. Look it up. (In Private.
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
I'm man enough to admit that that's where I heard it first
AHornyRhino
Stephen [as the old explorer woman] "Curved like a scimitar it was."
Assbandit
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheBoxGh0st
"That's for damn sure".
Bob64
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok?
KrinonValian
*boink boink*
OmegaBlades
"Here, polish my spear."
PoojnautTheTerrific
OWW OWW