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imsoupercereal
Anyone else sick of Big Zebra's lies?
caustickiwii
You haven't met mine, buddy. They exist to make sure therapy dogs don't go out of business.
optimusgoose
Constantly barking ones cause the need for therapy
psycmoe
As someone who understands, you deserve my upvote.
leafspringsRKing
Yeah great. Love going to breakfast and having to eat my food with someone's smelly poodle. Cant get around Costco with all the dumbass dogs
leafspringsRKing
Basically, people are inconsiderate jerks and feel the need to bring their dogs everywhere. And they don't pick up after their dogs either.
spacemarine2603
That food isn’t free...
TheRealMuffinMan
@AceyMcAceFace
deadknightdistrict8
How true
Vyrro
Troof
idkihateusernames
Get the joke but I also feel like you don't understand what freelancing is... It's not "free"
LocalZoophile
Even worse, freelancing means not being obligated to serve just one entity, meaning that the dog isn't even yours, but is just a temp hire.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I can't be sure or not.. But i'm 99.999% certain blind people don't pay their service dog monthly for their services.
Qualtagh
It's not like official therapy dogs receive paychecks. All dogs are paid in food, love, toys, healthcare, room and board.
just4thelolz
rededdyp
Pro bono?
MarkPenrice
*Pro bonio
mihaiborcan
woof, I mean yeah
Dugongdugongitsthecowofthesea
Well, in exchangr for scratches and food n stuff.
RoxanaPainter
My doggy was called Bono, so yes!
luckyvoyager
Pro bone-o... I'll see myself out
clln86
Yes! So happy someone else came up with this train of thought.
graehall
I thought that was already the joke?
just4thelolz
Yes, but luckyvoyager explained it, which always makes it funnier.
CheekyLittleCunnnt
Rodltwo
LizardsInTheSky
Now I'm not exactly disagreeing, but I'm pretty sure we made dogs the way they are today, not nature.
Rodltwo
Perhaps during Voltair’s time it wasn’t known that humans bred dogs from wolves?
LizardsInTheSky
I'm fairly sure we've always known that as intentional selective breeding has being going on longer than we had an explanation for it,
LizardsInTheSky
though I don't have a source on that for dogs, just plants.
MetaSomma
I'm positive you're right, but I'm not an expert. Even today we still fawn over them despite knowing where they come from
Downvoter89
Will downvote
rikm
' good to meet ya, will - i'm dad'
Rodltwo
Why?
Downvoter89
Will downvote this too
Rodltwo
(Looks at username). Oooooohhhh