Once again my phone is full.

Jul 7, 2026 12:29 AM

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#4 I know a bunch and can say confidently: No

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#32

3 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

#9 REALLY should be one again. Starting in grade school. Learn touch typing, basic command prompt, parts of a computer, and basic html concepts. By high school have them learning keyboard shortcuts, some programming, and how to debug things. They way us millennials learned.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#11 Only parent who supported me was my drunk dad. When I came out. He was proud of me. A fat cow other hand.... thinks I had a mental illness for me liking boys. I'm glad my father took a divorce from that bitch. Also she spread rumors after divorce that my father was violent and cheated on him. He did not do those thinks. My father is sober nowadays.

3 weeks ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Sounds like you supported each other. Good on him for being there for you, and good on you for defending the truth for him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#42 I like the math part of this. But it’s not *that* exciting.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've masturbated to worse.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 Computer used to not be a class. Typing was.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 don't touch my emotional support tabs >:0

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hey I might use those tabs some day

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#14 The first one ain't wrong. Energy drinks are shit. The other two are great if you're just some regular person fartin' around lacking self-care but they're a bit like saying "the best way to walk up stairs is with your legs" to someone who has no legs.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"the best way to motivate yourself is to stand up directly when you wake up, raise your hands in the air and say YEESSSSS! It'll keep you in a positive mood all day, works 100% of the time!". I believed them, and spent another 10 years in hidden crippling depression wondering why I was so broken that normal cures didn't work on me, wheezing YEESSS to a life that decided to stomp me raw every day. Energy drinks was the stimulant that kept me from giving it all up though, until I got meds!

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a BIG fan of coffee, myself. For some reason it's regularly perceived as unhealthy, despite reducing all-cause mortality and having virtually no drawbacks (except fairly mild tolerance/addiction, and being problematic IF you have high BP and are sensitive to caffeine). I don't have it with sugar, and to me sugar's theeeee worst part of energy drinks. Diabetes and sugar crash in a can, or cancer if you drink the fake stuff.

But water as an energy drink? Lol to that, I say. LMAO, even.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#42 Mathsterbate?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 they're invasive species!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 this is a little weird to me because it seems to be an experience the majority of ADHD-havers go through, but it’s not quite the same for me.

When I’m on my ADHD meds, my mind is never quiet. There are still multiple thought tracks going on, and it jumps around like normal, I just have the ability to turn down their volume until I can focus, if that makes sense.

One thing I can’t do under any circumstance is have zero music playing, but I CAN choose a chill and somewhat quiet track.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you tried different meds, or just the one? My partner describes an experience similar to yours for the meds he's on now, but he's also had the "quiet" when he tried something else before that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve tried Vyvanse and Adderall. It was generally the same experience on both, except that on Vyvanse, I was extremely irritable during the wearing-off period. Adderall’s been working well enough, so I haven’t tried anything else

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 yes, a class my parents could not afford to pay. I did learn to type on their old typewriter tho, so now people complain i hit the keyboard too hard… force of habit

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#16 Our kitty Tevvy was like this. If he was playing with an approved toy and he knew we could see him playing with it? He would keep playing like normal. If he was playing with something that was NOT an approved toy (like a used bandaid he'd fished from the trash) and he realized we'd spotted him? He would immediately pick it up in his mouth and bolt for the underside of the nearest bed. He KNEW when he was being naughty.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 for a century we just let the British name everything and this is what happened

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#37 and I see at least twenty more spots for more books

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Apple 2e. Oregon trail.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 I see an alternate universe version of Doc Ock. Also why does Doctor Octopus shorten to Doc Ock with a k?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So they're both three letters?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doc Oc just looks silly.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Literal hundreds, if you include the tab manager plugin as well, there's thousands forever lost in the graveyard ;o;

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If mine didnt crash regularly, I'd be in the same boat.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I picked up onetab to just batch save all the tabs. I have boing it for a couple years. I have actually gone back to look at the tabs again like 3 times.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 ..."green"?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TBF, it's kind of a teal or maybe aqua color. Whether it's green or blue is probably a matter of opinion/preference? 🤷

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Green Fox, the teal fox, next to (with a healthy, respectful distance) Red Cat, the blue fox.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 I haven't had a chicago style deep dish for 6 and a half years

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 The worm is either blue and black or white and gold

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#46 its only 12 oz of 12% alcohol, like 2 glasses of wine. I mean be yourself, but most people take a little more booze for the existential dread to land like that

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 wait, there is medication?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 and wtf is an almond mom?

3 weeks ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I figured adoptive mother? Or at least a mother figure with no actual bio relation.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

health nut and body shamer

3 weeks ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

So a newer term for "crunchy granola"?

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One that milks nuts?

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where did you think almond milk came from?

3 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

Show me the tit on an almond

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I have nipples. Could you milk me?

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Only one way to find out.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

"we're going to need more suction!!!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 ok but wtf is the spoon theory?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you need a lmgtfy?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

How about sybau

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

your ability to deal with shit is measured in a unit (spoon) and some people only have so many units each day to use to get things done

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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#1 I've never understood this. I clear tabs like it's a religion.

3 weeks ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

I have a pinned stack of tabs, but its like weather and server status and chat programs and stuff i want active, and rn an extra tab of a package tracking page temporarily pinned open, but yeah regular browsing just gets read and closed. If i need to save something for later i bookmark it, and if its something im gonna need a lot the bookmark gets put in the speed dial.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1)My tab collection lives in the same brain space that makes me hold on to lumber, scrap metal, tools, jars, buckets, barrels, drawer pulls,

3 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

2)door handles, wires/cables, books, and so on forever. I may not frequently touch or even acknowledge the existence of those tabs or any of

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

3)my eventually incredibly useful pack rat supplies, but every so often I find inspiration and make some banana rhubarb muffins from one of

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

4)my tabs and it's all worth it. Patience is the part that most people don't practice. Eventually it all comes around, or it doesn't.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ah, see, much like my massive collection of all my junk, I just have it memorized or screenshotted. When I find something useful, I either just remember what the website was and the descriptor, or especially if it's a recipe, I just screenshot it.

My junk will never go anywhere as I know exactly where all of it is at and at least twice a year I need something from it and will fix a problem using it. Drives the wife insane.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I also treat it like a religion, in that one cannot worship at an empty altar (I also fundamentally misunderstand every tenet and facet of religion)

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a vibe and I downvoted it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bookmark it and never look at it again like an adult. I've got folders and everything.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

at home i do that. at work, i have no fewer than 15 tabs in at least 6 separate windows open at once.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not understanding the meme at all though. This kid was a school shooter.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh yikes

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no maximum number of notepad.exe tabs you can have open, but it stops saving temp backups at 256 tabs.

I will never forget never remembering what was in the additional 500+ tabs before my computer randomly crashed, but I'm sure the secret of life was somewhere in there. Oh well.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Last I checked I had like 8 windows open, each has at least 200 tabs open with some over 1000. Thank goodness not all of them are trying to be active at once

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I never clear tabs, then 6 years later I upgrade to a new phone and am unburdened

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, though I was there 3000 years ago when 3 tabs would actually slow down your system noticeably, or cause it to hang etc. I never got over that even though my current machine could handle them I rarely have more than 4 open at a time, unless I'm in the process of actively cross referencing or researching something.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

People forget when Firefox became an absolutely bloated mess for a few years, having more than a couple tabs open was asking for trouble (it's slowly heading that direction again, unfortunately). I'm of the same habit for the same reasons.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Android 4 with 1gb of ram baby. I had a Pentium 4 system that couldn't run chrome as well, let alone 3 whole tabs, so I know the pain.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0