Mar 1, 2020 6:19 PM
ManByTechnicality
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a_weasel_in_my_meatsafe
bushdid911
thanks_obama
honestlypleasedontsendmenudes
JustinSane6
#1 You didn't lose your dad at the festival, he ditched you because he's embarrassed to be see with you in public.
crisscross98
What in the hell are those tags? Lmao
RonnieKielbasa
You got my favorite bongo cat in there. +1
allnamestakenzzz
Ricardo on imgur, perfect.
ianrl337
Yep, had my New Years Lt Dan moments. Then again some New Years
Unbroken413
When I saw this scene it made this gif way funnier
gritsorgravy8
Always thought this one scene everyone could relate to once in awhile.
I only vaguely remember that night. Vegas, best queen cover band ever, and a moment of breaking out in rhapsody with a girl mid fun time.
AntiViralFungalDream
Wayne got slaughtered by Drew here
jherazob
They had to stop, nothing could possibly top that
Hands down
ThngsnStuf
So many trash pandas
Sauroctonus
And yet not enough...
Accurate. I love trash pandas
ContagiousPersnapal
"Should we tell her the fence is electric? No, hell no. " Beautiful
That was mean. And hilarious.
CptfourIeaf
"Baby you're scaring the horses"
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
That one wire was right close to groin level too. No wonder she peed herself.
The spider one got me
pointynipples
@OP loves raccoons
I certainly do
stjohnixx
Dad was an 80’s club kid or 90’s raver. You whipper-snappers think you invented clubs and dancing.
WilliamHuskerAdama
#17 Sign me up as scared and aroused.
Energytwo
The one with the cat eating with its paws is a sign of intelligence and is not that rare.
JeremyPeevin
#27 has to be fake right? But I really want it to not be.
fozzibab
No. It's entirely legitimate. All ducks sound like Goofy when you scratch their heads. Common knowledge people, jesus christ go to school
ShantyShaker
You've never scratched a ducks head? They all sound like that
BoomerKeith
Except the black ones. They sound different.
KonaDarbles
The best response by far
Asdfjlk
I always upvote weasels in my meatsafe
I see you are a person of culture as well
ChickenFingerFingers
"It's chicken. It's fried...fried chicken. I like fried chicken." That kid was great!
youcantgiveAbabybooze
#1 is an old school hardcore raver, having a grand old time while the youngsters awkwardly shuffle about. I'd be proud to have him for a dad
semitransparent
I would 100% join that guy's dance party. I could be the dorky dancing satellite to his star.
lookingOknaked
Yep, they can all suck it. He is the only one obvious having fun.
MartyMcNugget
Thinking the same thing. I am that dad... Is that you son?
AManisNotACamel
Absolutely! He’s living his best life and giving zero fucks; he epitomises care-free!
ThePerro
Shit man he has some moves i was really impressed
girldfro182
All I can think about is how sore he will be in the morning with those killer dance moves. I’d be destroyed! What a boss
onlysingalone
I bet he dances so much he's just in dancing shape. His moves dont look dusty at all. I miss when i used to tear it up like him.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Yeah, leave him alone. He's killing it!
Hashtaglibertarian
Looks like Creed
DryHuskOfAMan
I legit plan on being like that guy on another 20 years. Hopefully not bald tho
commonnameiscommon
Nothing wrong with being bald. Own it, don’t let it own you. Oh and save about 45 mins getting ready in the mornings
Oh yeah that wasn't a dig on that guy I just meant my family doesn't go bald, historically... I'm vain about my hair
Baldness is an attitude. Combovers are for the insecure.
tver33
I’m a dad. I would kill to have moves like that.
Bwvman
My thoughts exactly... Guy was killing it
exactmat
Im not a Dad but would kill too for them
Mrlastfirstlast
Are we gonna ignore that he double dip that fork ?
DranksAndDragons
1-unbelievably adorable, and he’s so cute for saying it. 2-I’m going to tell myself that is his “Cracker’s” jar only used for this.
UnicornsAndShenanigans
I too, had questions. Then got distracted.
IMainReinhardt
Bongo cat fuckin ROCKIN that Gerudo Valley.
#5 And now you have the worlds most mischievous animal all hopped up on sugar.
Unbarring
iamjman
What's the song in #10
SmallTiddyGothGremlin
U got That by Halogen.
Mexalen
Halogen - U Got That
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W6AN_eQeZo
magnacookies
I've seen the the type of editing before and it feels like a template... Where do people get this?? It's something mesmerizing
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
Hellstorm99
I think people forget sometimes Drew Carey is a U.S. Marine. Guy is super nice, but make no mistake, he has heard plenty
LickingAssAndTakingNames
til
Sockenpuppe
#1 Or the dad who lost you on the festival?
theWholeTiddy
#14
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
The raw sexual energy in #17 is terrifying
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Terrifying isn’t the word of use.
NateKindaGreat
Sheseemsnice.gif
Duckshavefeet
She's my spirit animal
I've seen this raw power once before. It didn't scare me then... It does now.
Kinda girl I would want to take to a heavy metal concert with that hair swing
megtrublu
Looks like a high school dance, so cool down dude
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I didn't really look at the ppl around her. For what's it's worth, I meant that comedically, not as an actual statement of interest.
ie, more as "Wow, that girl has A LOT of confidence and I'm intimidated."
Oh shut up
Creep defending a creep
Go write a yelp review, cunt.
DeepFriedFrenchTart
The thirst in here terrify me sometimes
#5 the lööps have the ᶜʳᵒⁿᶜʰ he craves
Onlymadethistocommentoneday
I love how he used the water to wash his hands after
Of course, he's not an anim... Huh. Well, he's not some wild beas... Huh. Hm. Hmmm.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
pyhata
Some of these made me laugh in tears
I'm glad. The one with Xzibit? Over the fried eggs makes me lose it every time.
metroidmayhem
Are raccoons good pets or is it another fox situation of being super cute but foul piss
Foul piss, rabies and scary af in real life.
They become extremely destructive as adults. I suppose to a naturally inquisitive, foraging omnivore a house is an endless pile of >
< potential sources of food.
Japan has a raccoon problem because they made a movie about raccoons being shitty pets, so naturally all the kids wanted one, but (1/?)
there weren't any in Japan so they got a bunch from North America and sold them to the kids, then the kids found out that raccoons are (2/?)
shitty pets (surprisedpikachu.jpg) so they released them all and now they're a highly destructive invasive species. (3/3)
JustinSane6
#1 You didn't lose your dad at the festival, he ditched you because he's embarrassed to be see with you in public.
crisscross98
What in the hell are those tags? Lmao
ManByTechnicality
RonnieKielbasa
You got my favorite bongo cat in there. +1
allnamestakenzzz
Ricardo on imgur, perfect.
ianrl337
Yep, had my New Years Lt Dan moments. Then again some New Years
Unbroken413
When I saw this scene it made this gif way funnier
gritsorgravy8
Always thought this one scene everyone could relate to once in awhile.
ianrl337
I only vaguely remember that night. Vegas, best queen cover band ever, and a moment of breaking out in rhapsody with a girl mid fun time.
AntiViralFungalDream
Wayne got slaughtered by Drew here
jherazob
They had to stop, nothing could possibly top that
ManByTechnicality
Hands down
ThngsnStuf
So many trash pandas
Sauroctonus
And yet not enough...
ManByTechnicality
Accurate. I love trash pandas
ContagiousPersnapal
"Should we tell her the fence is electric? No, hell no. " Beautiful
jherazob
That was mean. And hilarious.
CptfourIeaf
"Baby you're scaring the horses"
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
That one wire was right close to groin level too. No wonder she peed herself.
Unbroken413
The spider one got me
pointynipples
@OP loves raccoons
ManByTechnicality
I certainly do
stjohnixx
Dad was an 80’s club kid or 90’s raver. You whipper-snappers think you invented clubs and dancing.
WilliamHuskerAdama
#17 Sign me up as scared and aroused.
Energytwo
The one with the cat eating with its paws is a sign of intelligence and is not that rare.
JeremyPeevin
#27 has to be fake right? But I really want it to not be.
fozzibab
No. It's entirely legitimate. All ducks sound like Goofy when you scratch their heads. Common knowledge people, jesus christ go to school
ShantyShaker
You've never scratched a ducks head? They all sound like that
BoomerKeith
Except the black ones. They sound different.
KonaDarbles
Unbroken413
The best response by far
Asdfjlk
I always upvote weasels in my meatsafe
ManByTechnicality
I see you are a person of culture as well
ChickenFingerFingers
"It's chicken. It's fried...fried chicken. I like fried chicken." That kid was great!
youcantgiveAbabybooze
#1 is an old school hardcore raver, having a grand old time while the youngsters awkwardly shuffle about. I'd be proud to have him for a dad
semitransparent
I would 100% join that guy's dance party. I could be the dorky dancing satellite to his star.
lookingOknaked
Yep, they can all suck it. He is the only one obvious having fun.
MartyMcNugget
Thinking the same thing. I am that dad... Is that you son?
AManisNotACamel
Absolutely! He’s living his best life and giving zero fucks; he epitomises care-free!
ThePerro
Shit man he has some moves i was really impressed
girldfro182
All I can think about is how sore he will be in the morning with those killer dance moves. I’d be destroyed! What a boss
onlysingalone
I bet he dances so much he's just in dancing shape. His moves dont look dusty at all. I miss when i used to tear it up like him.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Yeah, leave him alone. He's killing it!
Hashtaglibertarian
Looks like Creed
DryHuskOfAMan
I legit plan on being like that guy on another 20 years. Hopefully not bald tho
commonnameiscommon
Nothing wrong with being bald. Own it, don’t let it own you. Oh and save about 45 mins getting ready in the mornings
DryHuskOfAMan
Oh yeah that wasn't a dig on that guy I just meant my family doesn't go bald, historically... I'm vain about my hair
AManisNotACamel
Baldness is an attitude. Combovers are for the insecure.
tver33
I’m a dad. I would kill to have moves like that.
Bwvman
My thoughts exactly... Guy was killing it
exactmat
Im not a Dad but would kill too for them
Mrlastfirstlast
Are we gonna ignore that he double dip that fork ?
DranksAndDragons
1-unbelievably adorable, and he’s so cute for saying it. 2-I’m going to tell myself that is his “Cracker’s” jar only used for this.
UnicornsAndShenanigans
I too, had questions. Then got distracted.
IMainReinhardt
Bongo cat fuckin ROCKIN that Gerudo Valley.
JustinSane6
#5 And now you have the worlds most mischievous animal all hopped up on sugar.
Unbarring
iamjman
What's the song in #10
SmallTiddyGothGremlin
U got That by Halogen.
Mexalen
Halogen - U Got That
allnamestakenzzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W6AN_eQeZo
magnacookies
I've seen the the type of editing before and it feels like a template... Where do people get this?? It's something mesmerizing
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
ManByTechnicality
Hellstorm99
I think people forget sometimes Drew Carey is a U.S. Marine. Guy is super nice, but make no mistake, he has heard plenty
LickingAssAndTakingNames
til
Sockenpuppe
#1 Or the dad who lost you on the festival?
theWholeTiddy
#14
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
The raw sexual energy in #17 is terrifying
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Terrifying isn’t the word of use.
NateKindaGreat
Sheseemsnice.gif
Duckshavefeet
She's my spirit animal
Sauroctonus
I've seen this raw power once before. It didn't scare me then... It does now.
Hellstorm99
Kinda girl I would want to take to a heavy metal concert with that hair swing
megtrublu
Looks like a high school dance, so cool down dude
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I didn't really look at the ppl around her. For what's it's worth, I meant that comedically, not as an actual statement of interest.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
ie, more as "Wow, that girl has A LOT of confidence and I'm intimidated."
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Oh shut up
megtrublu
Creep defending a creep
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Go write a yelp review, cunt.
DeepFriedFrenchTart
The thirst in here terrify me sometimes
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
#5 the lööps have the ᶜʳᵒⁿᶜʰ he craves
Onlymadethistocommentoneday
I love how he used the water to wash his hands after
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Of course, he's not an anim... Huh. Well, he's not some wild beas... Huh. Hm. Hmmm.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
pyhata
Some of these made me laugh in tears
ManByTechnicality
I'm glad. The one with Xzibit? Over the fried eggs makes me lose it every time.
metroidmayhem
Are raccoons good pets or is it another fox situation of being super cute but foul piss
UnicornsAndShenanigans
Foul piss, rabies and scary af in real life.
Sauroctonus
They become extremely destructive as adults. I suppose to a naturally inquisitive, foraging omnivore a house is an endless pile of >
Sauroctonus
< potential sources of food.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
Japan has a raccoon problem because they made a movie about raccoons being shitty pets, so naturally all the kids wanted one, but (1/?)
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
there weren't any in Japan so they got a bunch from North America and sold them to the kids, then the kids found out that raccoons are (2/?)
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
shitty pets (surprisedpikachu.jpg) so they released them all and now they're a highly destructive invasive species. (3/3)