So someone on imgur told me to buy this pizza.

May 17, 2016 6:48 AM

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So user @CthulhuforPresident2012 told me about this amazing pizza that you can only get from HEB.

The pizza in question

It was right where he said it was!

The suspense...

Listened to this while while baking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1UyTNbGc8M

Oh my...

It's at least 7 times better than it looks, I highly recommend it. Thanks @CthulhuforPresident2012!

Cat Tax

His name is nacho. He ate some of my pizza when I wasn't looking, so I'm posting his ugly picture for revenge.

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miscalculation, cat looks majestic as fuck and has pizza chops to boot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also hey @CthulhuforPresident2012

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I alway buy HEB brand food, most of the time it tastes exactly the same, or even better, than big name brand items.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They really need to work on their pepperoni placement.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Most of the pepperoni was hidden under cheese. All was well! And it was like 3 bucks for a 12 inch pizza, so I can hardly complain.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this only available at HEB or anywhere in the US?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's HEB brand pizza, so I would assume... Probably only in HEBs?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's HEB?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a Texas Supermarket chain that's privately owned. Think Walmart for Texans. They have stores in Mexico too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And you still ate the whole thing including the cat

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So in other words he ate that nacho pussy?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that was a little cheesy don't you think?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would never eat Nacho, despite him having a delicious name.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

too much hair?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is very fluffy, and sheds like no tomorrow. Makes for a terrible meal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's just the garnish for the lovely pussy inside

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