Women Having A Terrible Time At Parties In Western Art

"Oh, Christ.
Anna, he’s going to start reading poetry at us,
what do we do"
-"Play dead?"
"No that’s bears"

"What’s wrong?"
-"Nothing’s wrong, nothing’s wrong exactly."
"Don’t you like the flowers?"
-"The flowers are fine. I guess I just thought there’d be more."
"More than the flowers we have blanketing the party?"
-"It's fine. I guess these are enough.
I guess it's fine if you don't really care about flowers."

EXCUSE ME
-YEAH HI EXCUSE ME
CAN WE HELP YOU
-YEAH IS THERE SOME WAY WE CAN HELP YOU OVER HERE
THIS BED IS FOR TWO PEOPLE
-YOU’RE MAKING US BE THREE PEOPLE AND WE DON’T WANT THAT

"Oh.
You found us.
You found us with your guitar.
Hey guys he found us and he brought his guitar with him."

"mmk.
m’up.
m’getting up.
getting up in a minute I gotta go home.
I can't stay here.
Do you guys mind if I stay here though."

"Twenty more minutes and I’ll have made it through this entire night without talking to any–
fuck, fuck, the dog sees me."

"This is the worst orgy ive ever been to."

"If she plays another fucking organist recital i will literally and actually die right fucking here
NO ONE CAN TALK OVER A BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP ORGAN BLAST
THIS ISN’T AN ORGAN PARTY
IT’S A REGULAR PARTY
THAT YOU ARE RUINING
BY PLAYING THE ORGAN DURING IT"

"Maybe if i keep covering more of my face with my hands
he’ll forget i’m here
and go away"

"Hi hey,
what are you doing over here all by yourself?"
-"I’m just ... enjoying the view."
"But you’re facing the wrong way,
you’re not facing the party,
you can’t even see me talking to you."
-"I know."

"Hi there."
-"Hi."
"I hope you have a good reason."
-"I’m sorry?"
"I said, I hope you have a really good reason."
-"A good reason for what?"
"I hope you have a really good reason
for touching my fucking dress."
- "I–"
"Because if you don't have one,
then I can’t think of a good reason why you should keep your hands.
Also your mustache looks like a furry piece of actual shit died on your mouth .
Heads up that that’s what it looks like."

"I’m sorry but you have to go
you have to go now."
-"But darling,
why?"
"I don't have time to explain,
I just need to be alone with this dog."

"okay,
okay hah ahh okay,
so I think this is going to be my life now,
okay,
so that’s ...
okay I can do this."

"Get up,
it’s weird to lie down when nobody else is lying down.
Sit up."
-"I’ll sit up when I see something worth sitting up for."