English is hard

Nov 23, 2020 7:21 PM

StuartJokes

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From the album 'By the Slice' by Stuart Jones on Spotify and Apple Music

comedy

awesome

stand_up_comedy

english

funny

Now to be the Killjoy. "JACK" isn't a person, but reference to the male donkey. Jack Ass, to be more accurate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this is shit posting

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many times he had to rehearse that. I'm impressed

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this from Vancouver?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't expect to laugh as hard as I did. +1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels relevant, as a scholarly take on a related subject. Expletive Infixation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt22yWYX64w

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absobloodylutly!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I don't know. English is full of all kinds of horseshit, but those who know horses can say it doesn't smell so bad, most times. BUT 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 if you want to express how fetid/repulsive the shit pile is, then go for pig or hippo shit. Pig = very stinky. Hippo = shit everywhere.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuk yucks Toronto?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't even get me started on the asshole yah shit-head

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's batshit that he missed batshit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, he has it right before apeshit.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny shit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 0

1.21 jigga what?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Finnish comedian Ismo Leikola: https://youtu.be/igh9iO5BxBo

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

First thing that came to mind! But hadn’t a clue what he was called, thanks.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the recommendation. Lost my shit ?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That guy talks fast as shit.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the whole video is sped up. His hand movements look unnatural, & the audience laughter seems fast too.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When will he learns about contronyms.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He certainly knows a lot about copronyms.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He does have a point

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about Horse Shit?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Cat shit' is what you describe something that tastes disgusting.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This show? What a shit-show.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

SLOW DOWN

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A jack is a male donkey, in case you didn't know that.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You are shit" is an insult but "You're the shit" is a compliment and I don't understand why.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe "you're the shit" is short for "you're the good shit", like when someone hands some great marijuana and you say "that's the good shit"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a load of horse shit.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jack is short for Jackass, which is a Donkey

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This entire video is horse shit.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Which I guess is very close to bullshit. But perhaps a bit less playful and maybe even less intended?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Horse shit is ANGRY bullshit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So...he ripped off this old George Carlin bit? https://www.mountainrunnerdoc.com/george-carlin-on-shit.html

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 13

Oh shit

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

George Carlin would not have thought that was a ripoff of his bit.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

1) parallel discovery is a thing 2) just because someone discusses the way we use shit doesn't mean its a Carlin ripoff. Dude gives his spin

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Might have been an homage, but i wouldn’t say a rip off. Carlin didn’t even get to the animals.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't plagiarize, just took the core idea and altered it enough to make it his own. There's no such thing as a new idea

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Similar content presented differently is not what I would call a ripoff. Every book isn’t a rip off of the dictionary.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It really illustrates the versatility of the word

5 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Rocco ;)

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

No shit!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the shit!

5 years ago | Likes 657 Dislikes 4

Dude reminds me of Carlin

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never been the shit but I've always been a piece of it.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, the comments!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, this is not shit!

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I shit you not

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm writing this while taking a shit

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Heard you was talking shit

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Horse shit

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What kind of shit is this?! Shit post?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bet it was a shit show

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No shit

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes shit

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is funnier than shit.

5 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 2

Dude it's cold as hell right now

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which shit?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the shit

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Good shit

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fuckin shit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No shit

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, shit.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0