Nov 23, 2020 7:21 PM
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From the album 'By the Slice' by Stuart Jones on Spotify and Apple Music
comedy
awesome
stand_up_comedy
english
funny
Silverwingedfluff
Now to be the Killjoy. "JACK" isn't a person, but reference to the male donkey. Jack Ass, to be more accurate.
NinetiesBoomer
Now this is shit posting
jbcars4life
I wonder how many times he had to rehearse that. I'm impressed
Mamalemon
Is this from Vancouver?
Vasqueezie
I didn't expect to laugh as hard as I did. +1
SoraHjort
This feels relevant, as a scholarly take on a related subject. Expletive Infixation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt22yWYX64w
waterdragun
Absobloodylutly!
Telharmonius
Oh, I don't know. English is full of all kinds of horseshit, but those who know horses can say it doesn't smell so bad, most times. BUT 1/2
2/2 if you want to express how fetid/repulsive the shit pile is, then go for pig or hippo shit. Pig = very stinky. Hippo = shit everywhere.
Ithinkiloveher93
Yuk yucks Toronto?
floxsyu
Don't even get me started on the asshole yah shit-head
RespiratoryRandy
It's batshit that he missed batshit.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
No, he has it right before apeshit.
Oh, thanks!
hilikus1600
Funny shit
TeaMan101
Fingerbob73
1.21 jigga what?
ozbenzion
Finnish comedian Ismo Leikola: https://youtu.be/igh9iO5BxBo
justletmesignupalready
First thing that came to mind! But hadn’t a clue what he was called, thanks.
DamThisNameAintTaken
Thanks for the recommendation. Lost my shit ?
Quizz25S
That guy talks fast as shit.
Garbonzo00
Pretty sure the whole video is sped up. His hand movements look unnatural, & the audience laughter seems fast too.
bassware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_PkJ_4oEjc
DunnowForgot
When will he learns about contronyms.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
He certainly knows a lot about copronyms.
LutraLazuli
He does have a point
sparky2212
What about Horse Shit?
peastream
'Cat shit' is what you describe something that tastes disgusting.
SerialChillinSpree
This show? What a shit-show.
FriendlyFallopian
SLOW DOWN
Rivalyn
A jack is a male donkey, in case you didn't know that.
tarask
"You are shit" is an insult but "You're the shit" is a compliment and I don't understand why.
ToasterDent
Maybe "you're the shit" is short for "you're the good shit", like when someone hands some great marijuana and you say "that's the good shit"
thisisjustadrill
What a load of horse shit.
RubyPorto
Jack is short for Jackass, which is a Donkey
B166ERMaximus
This entire video is horse shit.
Espeer
Which I guess is very close to bullshit. But perhaps a bit less playful and maybe even less intended?
LateNightBunnyParty
Horse shit is ANGRY bullshit.
Mockingbirb
Beat me to it!
TAYLORSWlFT
So...he ripped off this old George Carlin bit? https://www.mountainrunnerdoc.com/george-carlin-on-shit.html
NoOneKnowsImLying
Oh shit
Petemccabe
George Carlin would not have thought that was a ripoff of his bit.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
1) parallel discovery is a thing 2) just because someone discusses the way we use shit doesn't mean its a Carlin ripoff. Dude gives his spin
rottentot
Might have been an homage, but i wouldn’t say a rip off. Carlin didn’t even get to the animals.
Mylegalnameisusername
Didn't plagiarize, just took the core idea and altered it enough to make it his own. There's no such thing as a new idea
texasdean
Similar content presented differently is not what I would call a ripoff. Every book isn’t a rip off of the dictionary.
ChromeBadger
It really illustrates the versatility of the word
grndpnder
https://imgur.com/bR7GglO
SomePeopleDontThinkItBeLikeItIs
Thanks, Rocco ;)
JohnSnot
No shit!
WhoUhz
abirduphigh
Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!
FuckTheFuckingFuckers
TheSwanThief
This is the shit!
RandyRandalman
Dude reminds me of Carlin
WeylandYutaniCorp
I've never been the shit but I've always been a piece of it.
ImTiredOfYourBehavior
Holy shit, the comments!
Rabagahst
Also, this is not shit!
The1Director
I shit you not
vladimirstudmuffin
I'm writing this while taking a shit
bobothemagicalgorilla
Heard you was talking shit
FantomNemisis
Horse shit
juantastic1
What kind of shit is this?! Shit post?
SNAPN2ASLIMMJIM
I bet it was a shit show
BigFatUglyBugFacedBabyEatingOBrien
No shit
losvegas
Yes shit
quademan47
This is funnier than shit.
snooch2thegouch
Dude it's cold as hell right now
Soufange
THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT!!
ArchitectMT
Which shit?
thedeg
Its the shit
cheesecutter
Good shit
URNSHOW
Fuckin shit.
EmergencyChocolate
ImAD0g
Well, shit.
Silverwingedfluff
Now to be the Killjoy. "JACK" isn't a person, but reference to the male donkey. Jack Ass, to be more accurate.
NinetiesBoomer
Now this is shit posting
jbcars4life
I wonder how many times he had to rehearse that. I'm impressed
Mamalemon
Is this from Vancouver?
Vasqueezie
I didn't expect to laugh as hard as I did. +1
SoraHjort
This feels relevant, as a scholarly take on a related subject. Expletive Infixation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt22yWYX64w
waterdragun
Absobloodylutly!
Telharmonius
Oh, I don't know. English is full of all kinds of horseshit, but those who know horses can say it doesn't smell so bad, most times. BUT 1/2
Telharmonius
2/2 if you want to express how fetid/repulsive the shit pile is, then go for pig or hippo shit. Pig = very stinky. Hippo = shit everywhere.
Ithinkiloveher93
Yuk yucks Toronto?
floxsyu
Don't even get me started on the asshole yah shit-head
RespiratoryRandy
It's batshit that he missed batshit.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
No, he has it right before apeshit.
RespiratoryRandy
Oh, thanks!
hilikus1600
Funny shit
TeaMan101
Fingerbob73
1.21 jigga what?
ozbenzion
Finnish comedian Ismo Leikola: https://youtu.be/igh9iO5BxBo
justletmesignupalready
First thing that came to mind! But hadn’t a clue what he was called, thanks.
DamThisNameAintTaken
Thanks for the recommendation. Lost my shit ?
Quizz25S
That guy talks fast as shit.
Garbonzo00
Pretty sure the whole video is sped up. His hand movements look unnatural, & the audience laughter seems fast too.
bassware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_PkJ_4oEjc
DunnowForgot
When will he learns about contronyms.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
He certainly knows a lot about copronyms.
LutraLazuli
He does have a point
sparky2212
What about Horse Shit?
peastream
'Cat shit' is what you describe something that tastes disgusting.
SerialChillinSpree
This show? What a shit-show.
FriendlyFallopian
SLOW DOWN
Rivalyn
A jack is a male donkey, in case you didn't know that.
tarask
"You are shit" is an insult but "You're the shit" is a compliment and I don't understand why.
ToasterDent
Maybe "you're the shit" is short for "you're the good shit", like when someone hands some great marijuana and you say "that's the good shit"
thisisjustadrill
What a load of horse shit.
RubyPorto
Jack is short for Jackass, which is a Donkey
B166ERMaximus
This entire video is horse shit.
Espeer
Which I guess is very close to bullshit. But perhaps a bit less playful and maybe even less intended?
LateNightBunnyParty
Horse shit is ANGRY bullshit.
Mockingbirb
Beat me to it!
TAYLORSWlFT
So...he ripped off this old George Carlin bit? https://www.mountainrunnerdoc.com/george-carlin-on-shit.html
NoOneKnowsImLying
Oh shit
Petemccabe
George Carlin would not have thought that was a ripoff of his bit.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
1) parallel discovery is a thing 2) just because someone discusses the way we use shit doesn't mean its a Carlin ripoff. Dude gives his spin
rottentot
Might have been an homage, but i wouldn’t say a rip off. Carlin didn’t even get to the animals.
Mylegalnameisusername
Didn't plagiarize, just took the core idea and altered it enough to make it his own. There's no such thing as a new idea
texasdean
Similar content presented differently is not what I would call a ripoff. Every book isn’t a rip off of the dictionary.
ChromeBadger
It really illustrates the versatility of the word
grndpnder
https://imgur.com/bR7GglO
SomePeopleDontThinkItBeLikeItIs
Thanks, Rocco ;)
JohnSnot
No shit!
WhoUhz
abirduphigh
Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!
FuckTheFuckingFuckers
TheSwanThief
This is the shit!
RandyRandalman
Dude reminds me of Carlin
WeylandYutaniCorp
I've never been the shit but I've always been a piece of it.
ImTiredOfYourBehavior
Holy shit, the comments!
Rabagahst
Also, this is not shit!
The1Director
I shit you not
vladimirstudmuffin
I'm writing this while taking a shit
bobothemagicalgorilla
Heard you was talking shit
FantomNemisis
Horse shit
juantastic1
What kind of shit is this?! Shit post?
SNAPN2ASLIMMJIM
I bet it was a shit show
BigFatUglyBugFacedBabyEatingOBrien
No shit
losvegas
Yes shit
quademan47
This is funnier than shit.
snooch2thegouch
Dude it's cold as hell right now
Soufange
THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT!!
ArchitectMT
Which shit?
thedeg
Its the shit
cheesecutter
Good shit
URNSHOW
Fuckin shit.
EmergencyChocolate
No shit
ImAD0g
Well, shit.