Alexa, order crackers.....

Dec 18, 2018 10:04 AM

FerrousBuehler

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https://bgr.com/2018/12/17/parrot-uses-alexa-order-food-play-music/

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i thought it was Einstein for a second there only Rocco i know is from the pebble and the penguin

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t believe there’s pet I could get, that gets kicked out places for swearing. I never needed anything more.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I felt the rains down in AAALLEEXXXAA

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True that not all parrots are smart. My mom has a white-capped Pionus. Stupidest damn bird I have EVER seen. Ever. Thing is super dumb.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, good thing he activated parrotal controls

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Polly wants a mother fucking cracker." - that bird

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the parrot would be 'intentionally' activating Alexa, not 'mindlessly'.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parrots and older working women sound the same..

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

...All I can think right now is "RAAAK, POKEMON GO-TO-THE-POLLS!" or "HILLARY WANT A CRACKER". It fucking fits.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately we can't kick out old women for swearing too much.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah but it was all crackers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alex, another African Grey, was taught how to count and understand colors and shapes. If you showed him a group of new items he'd never 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seen before, he was able to count them and tell you what color they were. You can find him pretty easily on YouTube, it's worth looking for

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What monster snipped this?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Raise your hand of you thought this was going to be a story about Alex the Parrot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But are you disappointed?? This is great

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alexa, trade my privacy for slight convenience

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're already doing that via your phone, computer and tablet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I agree with pulunan below, give Rocco strawberries and ice cream. He deserve it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can confirm, my a̶*̶*̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ gray parrot, loved to harrass anyting that moved, cats, dogs, other birds, the plumber. cont

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My African grey chases my Rottweiler all over the house.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

by makling sounds like cats or dogs or answering hello when someone came in. if they did not react he would get offended and walk away, cont

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

with his head up and saying "rævhøl" 'a**hole' in Norwegain. he could fly, be he walked to get his pint forward.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not surprised that people with bird brains have the mentality of a 3 year old. this confirms it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I want a macaw so bad...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if you have no experience, you shouldn't start with a Macaw because they need a lot of attention.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been planning it out with my SO. We've agreed to wait until our future children are all above the age of 3 at a minimum before I get it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but I agree with the experience part heavily, too many don't understand that it's a cable cutter with wings that operates at 150dB at night.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then start with something light, like a Parakeet (which is also related to the parrot family)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Squak! Alexa! One 50-pound bag of sunflower seeds! Rush delivery. Confirm purchase!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think most if not all animals are much smarter than people want to assume. Ive met a ton of people that dont seem as smart as my cat, so..

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

You do have a point.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pardon me if I remain dubious.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

Feel free.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best case he did order stuff of Amazon but it was unintentionally for sure

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go for it. Parrots often repeat words they hear so it's definitely plausible

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The post clearly implies intention. That's what I find implausible.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

dont know about African greys per say but the parrot my family use to own use to turn the radio on himself to dance to it.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

African greys are incredibly smart. Like, self-aware smart

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"Self-aware" is a far cry from "I think I'll use Alexa to have Amazon Prime send me some crackers that UPS will deliver to me in a few days"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Look up Alex the Parrot. There's quite a few animal species that are capable of somewhat advanced conceptual thought.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Inadvertently” ordered?!? Fuck no I’m p sure that parrot did that shit 110% on purpose.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

“inadvertently tried to order” ...my ass

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad my phone ignores half of what I say when I try that..

7 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

And mine keeps popping up the damn voice recognition when the mic access is disabled

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Let us remember this glorious birb: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_(parrot)

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The only non-human to ask a question about itself. Alex was very special.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not even surprised it was an African Grey. I am laughing like an idiot he got kicked out for swearing too much.

7 years ago | Likes 583 Dislikes 0

As soon as I read what happened I was like "African grey".

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Right xD

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We had a parrot when I was a kid. He would scream “Shut the fuck up!” If you made any noise when the lights were out. ‘Twas neat.

7 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 0

At least you thought it was the parrot...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahhahahah!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

sounds like a New Yorker.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My aunt had an African gray that would bark at their dog Lucy until it started barking, then scream "LUCY SHUT UP" repeatedly

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Our neighbour's African Gray would sit next to the door, imitate the doorbell, and when people rushed to open the door, do an evil "HA HA"

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Parrot would do this over and over and eventually the dog ended up in a state of near constant anxiety.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Most parrots are not “far from intelligent”. It’s true that greys have amazing cognitive abilities but other parrots are not stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 4

Exactly. What a baseless comment.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I'm not so sure.. I mean. I'm not familiar with all 402 species of parrots to disprove the statement of "Most parrots".

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

IDK most humans are "far from intelligent" and we have the thumb things. I bet the same holds true for parrots.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thumbass.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

bwahahha +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can’t speak to others, but the galahs and cockatoos in Australia are dumb as bricks. How do birds regularly get hit by cars?!?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well, crows get hit by trucks because the don't have an alert sound for them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same way people get hit by cars? Just underestimate their own abilities. To be fair, people are dumb as bricks too.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My dad drives a semi, he told me he was at a stop light and noticed in his mirrors two kids walk under the trailer. People are real dumb.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I think a better description would be “they are much closer to human intelligence compared to other parrots” - Bird Law

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The fact most parrots do run into language barriers with other Parrot groups is a good indicator of how smart they are.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Exactly, and it helps show where the Grey stands out without insulting all other parrots.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, no. African Greys absolutely DO insult other parrots. And people. And animals. And eachother.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I met one in Maui that swore in Spanish.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TMW you reach the int threshold where God starts dealing out the nerfs.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tbf three-year-olds are pretty dumb

7 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

I think most of the members of congress are dumber than three year olds....

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

More self-serving anyway

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stand by my statement....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, 3yo are actually surprisingly smart in the connections they make in the world and even their speech. Obvs they’re still small children.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

pour their juice from a fat cup to a skinny cup and they'll think you magicked more juice into existence. You can look at them either way

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This is just a testament of how complex our neural networks are, including visual processing, depth perception, and ability to track objects

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think about it. How do you know where another person is looking just by looking at their eyes? The sensory processing here is astounding.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give that parrot the strawberries and ice cream he ordered.

7 years ago | Likes 1014 Dislikes 3

Seems like that parrot learned to type too

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give the parrot ice cream! Give the parrot ice cream! Give the parrot ice cream!

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to film it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah otherwise he'll send the glitter bomb package to those order thieves!

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ha! Just saw that

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meta

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0