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Godzilla looks like a plushie.
Jan 27, 2021 4:06 PM
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Godzilla looks like a plushie.
DumbandConfused
zeacorzeppelin10
Imma firing mah laser
eggothy
i knew i’d find this comment. glad i kept scrollin
DeadHamster
Godzilla vs. Cthulhu is something I'd pay good money to watch
Orthy
From a satellite view on the other side of the planet
kkanne20
there is no argument here. anyone with half a brain knows that CANONICALLY, godzilla OBLITERATES kong. BUT writers can change their size...
CoolSteve10
Of course. Kong is like a tenth of Godzilla's size in the OG movies.
disabledwerewolf
I have every Godzilla movie ever made, and I love them all.
Bandlith
"Lets even the playing field, give Kong an axe!"
Amduil
I used to think like this. Then i saw Rajang and Deviljho go at it in monster hunter. Now i dont know who wins i just know the city loses.
ignimbrite
depends who's HP pool is higher :v
MoxRavager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idfu_TjLwfU For reference
CharlesPerrault1987
SecondSince
I'd be on board with this
Marz2511
twerksforfish
They fight for a little while then team up against Mecha Godzilla
Shade169
good thing kong has a magic axe that apparently can absorb godzillas energy blast
nebuchadnezzarispooping
RagnosMaul
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORRRRRRR
Kvothefefe
Kbantar
King Kong is mortal; Godzilla is canonically not. Ape has to win every time; old god needs to win just once.
BlueskydragonFX
softballguy
Godzilla be all like
FenrisZeroSC
softballguy
Oh, nice. Yours is better.
FenrisZeroSC
Rifneno
I've seen some people do the same size mismatch AGAINST Godzilla. Like, I saw a Godzilla vs. Harbinger (ME) once. LOL wut?
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
#TeamGodzilla
LaughingMan2Gig
ElectricGreenApple
This is so fucking awesome.
thejoezu13
Shin Godzilla!
CheetoCheeseFingers
I have a Shinsen Miata!
GeneralNuclear
Canigetbannedagain
What a king to a god.
MyNameIsPer
stonecw
Hue hue hue? Is there something wrong with kong's color?
kelevra
Godzilla is apparently Brazilian now.
gyrum
Yes! This is fantastic!
kablamworthy
My friend did not understand that reference
plainoldfool
Eat your damn vegetables!
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Elitepeon
In the old kong vs Godzilla movie Kong shoved a tree down zillas throat.
kablamworthy
Ah got it, thank you
SquirtleSquad420
In king king vs godzilla from the 50s (60s maybe?) King Kong shoves a tree down godzillas throat
kablamworthy
Thanks dawg
Halodragonborn
1963
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
If King Kong was created by Japan he'd have a giant mech to pilot
TheOneTrueRing
Would Kong's mech be shaped like mechagodzilla?
ManOfFocus
They fought once before and Kong beat his ass like Godzilla owed him money in Godzilla's own film franchise. Return to monke or get WRECKED.
ManOfFocus
BTW, the alternate endings are a myth: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/king-kong-vs-godzilla/. Kong pseudo-wins in both versions.
TobiasOnyangoFunke
Oof, do we tell him? I'm gonna tell him.
KengStar
2 different ending to that movie. The Japan release had Godzilla winning the fight
ManOfFocus
That's actually a long-standing myth: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/king-kong-vs-godzilla/. Both versions have Kong as the victor.
KengStar
I didn’t know that. Thanks now I know something new
SomebodyThatIsntMe
rumandbass
Isn't this a laughably stupid matchup similar to superman v batman?
allmypostshadnopantson
You mean Kong looks like a plushie.
Rebonack
In the original Kong vs Godzilla they scaled up Kong to Godzilla's size and gave him lightning powers.
MantisTobogganPilotMD
and if I recall correctly there was no winner, they both just kinda swam away. been wanting to comment about how all these arguments are old
Rebonack
Yeah they left it effectively as a draw since they were fans of both. I'm betting that Kong and Godzilla team up vs Destoroyah or something.
jiynxed
They had to buff kong to absurd levels to make the matchup viable at all.
laufox
And teach him how to throw a punch
williamXVIII
Actually in Kong Skull Island, they showed the skeletons of Kong's parents and they did appear to be much larger than him at the time.
CatsUpvoteTerror
They did that to godzilla. He and kong used to be the same size.
Novastar22
The fight in the movie will take place during a full moon, giving Kong some Saiyan power boost. Then they'll tease SS for the sequel.
MrKafkaesque
In Kong Skull Island John C Reilly's character mentioned that he still had a lot of growing to do, and that movie took place in the late 70s
Novastar22
The fight in the movie will take place during a full moon, giving Kong some Saiyan power boost. Then they'll tease SS for the sequel.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Godzilla is the size of skyscrapers, like the empire state building. Kong definitely is on roids.
Theycallmemoist9
Nah they shrunk GZ
FallingStar7669
I would rather Kong remain smaller. Smaller, but fast, and terrifyingly ferocious, like a really pissed-off cat.
stonecw
... or a giant spider-monkey?
VirtualNaut
I don’t know why but reading your comment brought this to mind: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfaBCKBXyWk
GoldDragonHighLord2
That was a wild ride lol
CoolSteve10
But normal Kong is like a tenth of Godzilla's size...
thecourtofowls
In Skull Island they said that Kong was an adolescent and was still growing. 50 years have now past in-between movies.
CoolSteve10
Yes sure but Skull Island Kong is not the OG Kong I'm refering to. Of course Skull Island Kong is extra big.
thecourtofowls
This Godzilla is bigger than OG Godzilla... so what’s your point?
idfkchad
I heard the reason kong was small is because he is a baby in terms of the other monsters and has alot of growing but not sure
Silversalvation
Yeah they said that in the kong movie. They also said that the reason kong didn't answer the call in KOM is because he doesny give a shit.
ScarecrowSticks
Kong is actually just an older Silverback that grew up in an oxygen rich biome that was sealed off in... I still like Godzilla better
delgots77
I do remember the “baby” thing. I remember them panning over giant skeletons of KK’s parents or something in Skull Island, they were huge.
vinny8boberano
Didn't they fit like 9 people in kk mom's head? That's still pretty small compared to The OGodzilla
newKnew
KK had access to a massive supply of Flintstone vitamins.
OwMyRupturedSpleen
The argument has sparked up again after the apparent size nerf in the Zilla vs Kong movie.
CatsUpvoteTerror
You mean undo the size increase of godzilla.
OwMyRupturedSpleen
Godzilla may always be increased in size as needed. Never decreased in size. This is the way.
lowerider777
Did they nerf him? I though they just buffed Kong?
OwMyRupturedSpleen
Na Godzilla looks WAY smaller in the trailer. Like kong fits on an aircraft carrier and Godzilla matches him in size.
ToothbrushWarrior
Could be Godzilla son fighting.
CoolSteve10
Well to be fair Godzilla's size never was consistent in most movies.
OwMyRupturedSpleen
Yeah but when your trying to make a CU now a days consistency is important.
CloudHiro
havent seen the movie yet but I heard that Kong is considered a infant or something at that size and isnt 'full grown' yet. and is by theend
Nietsallinav
He's just shy of 400ft tall in the new movies. A Gerald Ford is 1,092ft long and 250ft tall. The weird part is them standing on it.
skullAvatar
Could just be a gigantic aircraft carrier.
OwMyRupturedSpleen
I mean it looked like a standard US military carrier to me but maybe theyll say its something else.
skullAvatar
They did make that huge plane in king of the monsters, however it wasn't nearly as big as Godzilla or any of the other monsters.
KingORedLions
...with gigantic helicopters made for gigantic people! (Nah, they just made Godzilla like 1/4 the previous mass).
Teasaurus
Seriously how is this even a debated subject, same thing with batman vs superman. There is no fight, just a clear winner and a pile of ash.
SnakuPlisskin
I agree on Gz vs Kg, but have you ever read Superman? The reason Batman has a chance is because Supe would never reduce him to a pile of ash
CatsUpvoteTerror
Kong won in first match
ChaosHumor
Yeah! Poor Superman...
Lowktar
Dude I am with ya. Superman could flick a booger at Batman and game over. Donezo. No chicken dinner for the Bat.
Slyps
Typical yeah. But superman has an exploitable weakness.
Cebrail
Yes he does. Deus ex machina. If you don’t factor bullshit writing, he has no weakness a non-superhuman could exploit
dcjunkee
So does Batman... (so... many... killable Robins!)
kwyjjibo
Apparently all you have to say is "Martha" and Batman becomes as ineffectual as Superman with his rock allergy.
cedarcomb
Google 'Save Mothra' in image search for a bunch of memes taking the piss out of this one. :)
Rifneno
Despite what Batfanboys claim, Batman gets owned everytime he fights Supes in the comics. Lex is MUCH smarter and has no morals, but he's
Rifneno
spent 80 years getting lulzstomped by Supes, IDK why the fuck people think a rich furry can do what he can't
Slyps
That's what I'm saying. I was just pointing a way for Batsy to maybe got a leg up. Supes has his ass every time.
CloudHiro
He won a few times in the comics. often on a technicality, but its usually batman who wins.
rexmundi381931415
Lex has admitted Batman is smarter. After Batman died in DCeased.
Someshithead241
And flash always wins the races, yet the debate of who's faster still gets brought up to this day.
Teasaurus
He can also fly, move at near light speed, and has laser eyes. Fly to a decent distance, lasers thru batman's skull. There. Is. No. Fight.
Iankill
I liked devastator batman spliced himself with doomsday DNA as a last resort to kill superman when he turned evil.
SnakuPlisskin
Right, because Superman is totally the type of person who would laser someone's skull.
Teasaurus
In any situation where superman actually loses, or even struggles the slightest but, it's because the writers made him an idiot for the
Teasaurus
Sake of making a movie. The fact is there is no conceivable way that superman could ever lose to anything other than another superman.
Teasaurus
When you have to keep inventing new ways for your hero to be challenged, a la Kryptonite, your hero is badly written.
kkanne20
yeah. people saying "batman wins with enough time to prepare" are forgetting superman's LITERAL SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT + his powers
CloudHiro
superhuman intellect but overly gullible and easily tricked. which is why Lex Luthor is his foil to begin with.