Deyump

Jan 29, 2026 8:59 PM

senyu

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#2 hey person with ADHD, how many r's are in a strawberry?

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#10

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#9 Maaaan, if I’d had one of those I would’ve spent hours digging every day.

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#88 reminds me of a Khezu and thus triggers my fight or flight

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#98

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#20 ??????

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#16 He looks high as the friking moon

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#3

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#103 ?1

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#10 My 1st TV had a dial, and I learned about the human body's electrical field by touching the antenna and having the signal get better...

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a station to come in clear by adjusting the antenna when touching the fucking thing affects the signal quality?

Tiny adjustment, back away 5', static returns. Repeat until you give up and pop in a VHS, then rewind the damn thing for 10 minutes.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice example of making a measurement changing the outcome of said measurement.

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#61 I do want to buy a house, but they are really expensive.

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Have you considered being born 10 years earlier?

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#45

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#8 Don't be ridiculous, just think of the smell. You hadn't thought about the smell, you bitch!

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What smell? They don't just rip those things out of bodies and hand them out. There's a LOT of prep to make sure body bits are suitable for use. And probably a lot of shellac.

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#89

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#27

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#21 accidentally pooping my pants is a way bigger fear.

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#72

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#1 You might be wondering how I got here…

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I'm not!! I don't care! Nobody cares!! STOP TALKING!!

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#100 Propaganda from Earth Central and the Psi Corps in Babylon 5

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Oh god I can see that.

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#21

It's not bravery. It's IBS. (Damn those delicious cashews!)

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#83 *BORGER King.

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#3 "Huh, someone put a sign on her back. I should remove it because she probably doesn't want that to happen." -Every guy

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#10 I remember the Zx Spectrum ports. I guess I am dust now?

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Look at Mr "I had a Spectrum!" over here.

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I still have a spectrum, but instead of ZX now a disorder spectrum /haha, sorry for a bad joke

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I started with the 80 and upgraded to the 81. I *wish* I had gotten my hands on a Spectrum.

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#99 they have become what they were meant to destroy!

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#52 he dotted the “i” with a heart hahaha!

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#6 I'm so envious of everyone who can get high from weed. I just don't. THC drinks, edibles, joints, blunts, bong, dry herb vaping, dabs, vape... None of it affects me. I once ate an entire package of 10mg edibles (so 100mg) and literally had no effect. It really sucks ass, and worse is cuz nobody can tell me why. I hear about people taking an edible then just being high as balls and I'm so bummed I'll never get to experience that.

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My condolences

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I appreciate that. Raw dogging reality is really bad right now.

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Mad props to you for that. And honestly, as an avid smoker, while a night off mentally can be nice, life is better faced sober. Too many times I trap myself. A coworker of mine who did all the drugs is 100% sober now and says it's the best drug he's ever had now that he's there. The other side of the fence really isn't as green as it looks. Best of luck and goodwill to ya in these chaotic times.

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I'm over 4 years sober from alcohol, too chicken shit yo si other drugs, but it would be nice to be able to mellow out once in a while, ya know? Oh well. Same to you, stay safe!

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#69 THEN ffs

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"How drummers changed jazz to rock n roll"
Literally everyone else in the bands: "Listen you mother F----"

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#77 How the hell did he mow down a seal with his bike?

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The devil did it

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Kick ass!!

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#3 She's interested, she's reasonably pretty, I'd at least give it a try.

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If you've seen anything of the comic, you'd see just how much of a terrible person she is.

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And I'm pretty sure that came out in how she asked him out. I only said I'd give it a try, not guaranteeing that I wouldn't quickly come to the conclusion that we weren't suited for each other.

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#10

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Plug it in and the current draw welds all the connectors together.

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But you are already in your pyjamas…

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Imagine the drivers..

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Nope. I'm more like this old:

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I never had the screw-in kind of TV, don't even know if that was a thing here. I grew up with this and we got SCART slightly later

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Look at mister "I had a SEGA"! over here.

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Mrs* and yeah Sega sold more here in Norway and in large parts of Europe than Nintendo did.

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I think at the time the SEGA was a superior machine.

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