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Anyone else loving the fanart of this character?
Have
A
Lovely
Bunch
Of
Coconuts
All
Of
Them
Lined
Up
In a
Row
Big ones
Small Ones
Some
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Your
Head
This last got me so bad I almost died
ExpendableTestPilot
#6
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
Xenarion
#7 Oh shit Mr. Bean reference!
highfiveskittens
You ever wondered why Hadrian built the wall.
CommandantKlink
I got more of a chuckle out of this than anything else on the post.
ILikeCharmanderOk
Rumour has it he had the Scottish pay for its construction
MikeArclight
... To keep the English in?
CharChar42069
One time my younger brother was playing pokemon with a friend, they decided to call their starter 'Fucker'. When my 1/3
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Dad was around they spelled it out instead of saying it. I'm not sure if they thought he couldn't spell, or that he just wouldn't care. 2/3
CharChar42069
But he can and he did. 3/3
Gaaffro
ChibiGojira
I know these aren't really Scottish because I can still fucking read them
BadDragon1183
I really hope the female trainer in these games does have a strong Scottish brogue.
rains45
yo guys!
MrWoland
R34 here we go
sauerteig
kojenk
Ai yah limey git doncha kno' fish had sex in dat? Ah got some real liquid refreshment right here
HeinekenBottle
*fesh shag in dah?
AMelloFellow
I read all of the ones with dialogue in a shitty Scottish accent. I couldn't understand myself
Blumpykin
A lot of these just make me think people don't actually know how Scottish people speak.
DireSickFish
We don't. Only way to fix it is to write some authentic memes.
xizar
Scottish people were invented a long time ago and so are now in the public domain; anyone can make up anything and say it's scottish.
octosocks
I'm sorry but this is such a bad rendering of a Scottish accent and dialect.
ScarecrowSticks
Gadhrach
I love that this is a gif.
Gavreel84
I remember someone translated this
Gaaffro
Awh man I came here te post this, I've almost memorised it. noo to shoot it at same cunt just fer bein' a cunt
FudgeRoundVsStarCrunch
Memorized
Dreamdayer
I always found it interesting that Canada uses the Z in words like this but keeps the U in words like colour.
Gaaffro
Them canadians are wild man
Gaaffro
Only in American English, and since I'm Scottish... So Fek awff.
FudgeRoundVsStarCrunch
Loose either since, or so. Your sentence structure is lacking ?
Gaaffro
Cranbananarama
VaIerie
#3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W90o6uM0TQc
Mclovin1524
Oh no. She’s Scottish.
IIBatmanIIDeleted
Scottish girls r hot n sexy
Deunderscoremoralize
agreed but isn't batgirl like... ashkenazi jewish?
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Starhaven350
treehugger0123
Where's the "Are ye corned beef?" one?
Diggidyboo
These were not written by a Scottish person
ThePastmaster
Is it just me or does the plate on #7 say Slut Hater?
somnif
MarkPenrice
It says SLW 287 R, which is the actual numberplate on Mr Bean's car. I doubt there's any meaning to it. Probably the prop car's actual plate
ThePastmaster
Ah. My mind went into l33t mode for a sec and used Scottish "slang".
MarkPenrice
There's half a chance it might have been someone's personal plate at some point, but it's an odd one if so. If we break it down using the
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normal encoding, it's the 6601th car registered in the "SL" region of Edinburgh in the August 1976 to August 1977 year.
RedDragonDaker
FFeather
Seems most people who make these memes can't tell the difference between English and Scots slang, but it's ok, I still like 'em.
Maboroshi1994
some of these seem west country. Others seem irish which is a a topic best avoided. Others seem to be trying to be scots but are clueless.
FFeather
Also, Wooloo haggis memes when?
MarkPenrice
There are at least the ones with the "English" trainer facing off against the "Scottish" one which seems to be essentially Cockney V Glasgow
CaptainMarkoRamius
DeadGremlin
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No sound on mobile. Went well with "One night in Bangkok", though.
jesusisherelookbusy
[Scottish Dooting!]
HorsefaceBeeguy
I can hear it
Nietsallinav
Of course you can, it has sound.
HorsefaceBeeguy
Not on mobile
Iknowphotoshop
Maybe this will work for you https://twitter.com/opticalirony/status/1101996273882857474?s=21
DakotaWolf
thornlord
I love it, but my father lives the sound of bagpipes underwater
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Thanks. I hate it. +1
Foffer
arkhamfashion
this is magnificent
JimmyBaggs
The best.
SoraHjort
https://youtu.be/Fkp8FOE37ZA
BobbyBobbston
I kinda doubt you did that, but I love you anyways for showing it to me
Iknowphotoshop
Here’s the original https://twitter.com/opticalirony/status/1101996273882857474?s=21
DeadGremlin
You would be correct I saved it from another Scottish Pokémon trainer dump.
solarshado
Anyone else disappointed it wasn't the whole song?
Radix865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5ILzGPg2NM
solarshado
Well, I know what I'll have on loop for a while
BlueIceDragon
Possibly the best fucking thing I've seen. (Also, anyone watching this, don't forget to turn up the sound)
ASDusername
Thx for the heads up lol
DeadGremlin
There's no sound on this version unfortunately
Iknowphotoshop
Here’s the original post https://twitter.com/opticalirony/status/1101996273882857474?s=21
FourGreenFields
There is. Unless Imgur is fucked on mobile.
ScarecrowSticks
It is on some, until then, unmute on diff post, swap back to comment .gifv
MeMyselfandyourCat
Tanks so much! You have no idea how much you've helped me
ScarecrowSticks
It is on some, until then, unmute on diff post, swap back to comment .gifv
DeadGremlin
Ah didn't know this. I wonder how many more of my reaction GIFs have sound
ScarecrowSticks
Most of the ones that require a tap, on mobile
Kylarz
Most of the people who made these have clearly never heard a Scottish person speak... These physically hurt to read.
Pentacus
Either that or they think Scottish accent = Glaswegian accent
NotAgainRichard
do you think the japanese writers of pokemon have either?
Kylarz
You'd hope that they'd bring one in to consult but nah, I doubt it.
DireSickFish
Write us some authentic Scottish memes, then. There's clearly a market for it.
Theoriginalrubii
Can't wait, except sword and shield won't have every Pokemon... So, no full national dex... Can't even trade em all over, such BS
LegendMasterX
I feel like people are blowing this way out of proportion. Its not like were going back to 151, were just not getting all 1000+ intitially
TkMacintosh
No Mega-Evos or Z-Moves either :(
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I was hoping to see a Pokémon post without that #bringbackthenationaldex whining, but 1 comment ain't too bad. Valid concern, just tired.
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LegendMasterX
Yeah gen 5 was definitely the last good gen.
ExplainThisJoke
not 3d, though
RonnieSoak
Hauf these aren't Scottish.... they're feckin English
LonelyHorsey
With anime style
moonsaves
I think some of the creators of these, they're the same thing.
Somnipresent
Why the fuck would she be Mr Bean? He's English. That one got to me the most.
savwatson13
I was gonna ask, do they use “tear him a new one” in Scotland or the UK for that matter? I’ve never heard it from someone from there
mirrelle
Ive heard it in Aus lol
CWStJdeNobbs
Heard it a lot growing up.
RonnieSoak
I have heard it. Rarely. Down in England I think.
MarkPenrice
Yeah, #15 is pretty much Robert Newton grade West Country, and a particularly archaic form at that.
mattihase
Universal Farmer's Cant I'd say.
MarkPenrice
I'm going to assume that's another way of saying Mummerzet Aksent...
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MarkPenrice
That's the badger.
mattihase
And to think in America he'd be drafted.
somnif
Well the new Region is UK inspired, folks just took to Scots-ifying her because of the Tam-o-Shanter
TheHawkRules
I believe It was because this is her face in the first trailer. This is when she was getting into a battle.
BeepBoopBurgerLettuce
DarthFutuza
Is this a Scottish face?
TheHawkRules
Angery lady in the UK.
Wesugi
iirc, the starting village is in the south of Galar. Galar is upside down UK, therefore the starting village is in Scotland
TheHawkRules
Actually, it’s more of a jumbled up UK. Sauce: I asked a guy who’s both British and Scottish.
suchpun
Efreeti
Sirsir94
Steel is heavier than feathers but a kilo is a kilo
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
Steel is more dense than feathers, so it's heavier per volume.
sanitaarkeesian
BlankMage
What's this referencing, though? Two comics making the same joke makes me suspect I've missed a meme.
AeolusWinds
Two other people have sauced, but it's from a BBC sketch show called "Limmy's Show" (Created by Brian Limmond, who is very scottish)
sanitaarkeesian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA
BeepBoopBurgerLettuce
blocked in Scotland by some shite LDS. what sort of nutter goes about every day banning videos? fucking rank site
Kravik
oh my god i feel so bad for this man