TungstenOrbital
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This White House.gov page seems to have been written by someone letting their bias and hatred out.
Jun 29, 2026 5:10 AM
TungstenOrbital
1978
166
41
This White House.gov page seems to have been written by someone letting their bias and hatred out.
DustinJL
It might seem unprofessional, but that's just because it is.
AyatollahBahloni
I hate this timeline with the fury of a thousand blue-hot suns. I wish this demented fucker would die a horrible death, and that every single individual who supported or enabled him could be imprisoned for treason. And if you voted for him, that includes you.
VibratingNipples
https://imgur.com/XTlDMIS.png
lonelyrangerofthedreams
So depressing
A supposed global power nation engulfed into propaganda like a common North Korea
pommelguy
As usual, it reads like it was written by a 10 yr old
Zammurkele
"Ooo who's a good lil pwesident? Who's always right about _eeeverything_ and is the cutest and brainiest cognitive test doer? Is it you, Donnie, is it? Yeeees it is! You so smart and can I suck your mushroom now?" -everyone working in White House 2026
cousteau
Bro, this is FAR from the craziest headlines these dumbasses post. It's pure propaganda at this point.
rolliefingers
whitehouse.gov has been way, way outside any norms or sense of decorum or respect for the office from day 1. It's modeled on the worst, laziest ragebait on facebook.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
It's worse than the worst tabloids out there. Truly insane.
distractedFreek
I mean, that title is still pretty spot on, given that it was likely trumps motorcade that damaged the coating.
Buffoonery
And 10s of millions of people believe his bullshit every single fucking time.
Nbiakro
When was the other time? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cTB1eWd4NDZ1b3pqOXllaHdwbGZobXppdms3MDM4d3JqNXpseHk0ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/y3QOvy7xxMwKI/200w.webp
UnattendedDeviant
Omg...Not just lunatics. But the crazed and deranged type. Why that almost makes me forget about the billionaire types raping children that Trump cabal is committing crimes to protect.
Naah.
SandyFishFinger
TungstenOrbital
[burger buns with "in two weeks" between them]
polepolekaz
The whole orange pedp administration is highly unprofessional in the classic sense, so it tracks. They are hyperfocused on corruption and divise fascism. Journalism does not matter to them.
DukeofKMS
“The White House” what a time to be alive. You guys urgently get rid of citizens united and all the ppl who used it to make this happen.
afatality
when reading the room now requires a sense of smell
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
A question for your trumpet family members: If this administration's goal was to tear down any semblance of American respectability, what would they be doing differently?
futhor
Everyone is Twelve Theory strikes again
ThatSonOfaBitch
This is all Steven Cheung.
TungstenOrbital
Wow
lifeisadadjoke
When someone said he was a dickhead, they weren't kidding. So very penis-y
itiswhatitis420
WHOA i can see why hes so bitter
eromitlab
WH comms are being run by 13-year-old extremely online shitty edgelords, so that tracks
usingYourMomAsAHat
Lmao its like theyve gathered the cringiest dude on 4chan and told them to go nuts
asucks
Many people are saying that the WH Communications Director is actually several 13 year old children inside of one of Trump’s old suits…
JohnFunkadelic
Well you know how much trump love 13-year-olds.
LitterBoxKing
The entire admin is being run by edgelords.
medimr
Meanwhile, in reality:
soulseekbob2320
He can't walk 300+ feet by himself
Kotarisu
For reference, "The Beast" weighs ~15,000–20,000 pounds (6,800–9,100 kg)
Dapperworth
How dare you imply that driving what is effectively a tank, over the bottom of pool with pre existing structural issues, would somehow exacerbate them
Bojovnik84
Did it actually happen? And what would have even been the point driving through there? I mean, we know he hired the cheapest crew to do it and probably didn't even pay them.
AnimalRescueGuy
He actually did do this. It was still drained at the time. The moron did this to himself (though taxpayers will still foot the bills). Because he’s a man-child who thought it would it “look cool” and his die hard fan base consists mainly of people who own deluxe editions of every Fast & Furious movie.
SnozzBerries6969
"His die hard fan base consists mainly of people who own deluxe editions of every Fast & Furious movie.'
Spot on! I LOVE this lol
Sebastopol140
He did it to "inspect" it, North-Korean style.
medimr
Yeah, they drove on it back in May after it was painted. Daddy Trump just wanted to see it, or some shit...and no one ever bothers to tell the dumbass "No."
HeresYourSauce
Did what happen? Him driving the motorcade over the fresh pool surface? Yes. There's a picture right there, and video online.
What would be the point? Well he could. He is a child. That's all he needs.
However we do know he didn't hire the cheapest crew he could. He hired his friends with a no bid contract. Looking at the payments every time the pool gets damaged his friends get a bonus to fix it. I'd say paying his friends is the real reason. 16 mill so far, and it started as a 1.8 mill job