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Hey, you made it! Congrats.
whatpassesforclever
The boyfriend/dad switch is really a wet dream for most of the girls I've dated.
DevilishlySexyStarfish
I wonder what the path less travelled is, between being a pastor and buying a horse dildo
Slots
+1 for numbering them.
Iosephus
Ah, the Rules of the Internet. I still remember when the Elders of the Internet gave them to me as I started the voyage of my First Lurking.
squidbastard
If it was girlfriend/mom, the only answer is roofie girlfriend body/mom brain.
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
Italian Duolingo sends you cute severed horse head reminders
VoteForLubo
Ok, but seriously, what is the "9 in the afternoon but your eyes are normal-sized" thing?
CaptainSpanx
I think it's because there is no such thing as 9 in the afternoon. 9 in the afternoon would be 9pm, so it would be dark, right?
Conmars
Panicked at the disco? Really people?
Conmars
Oh fuck me! Panic*
StripperGloves
No clue. I was hoping for an answer myself.
DuckyDucku
Panic At The Disc - Nine in the Afternoon. "'Cause it's nine in the afternoon, and your eyes are the size of the moon.."
DuckyDucku
Disco-
PenguinRoyalty
Just looked it up. it's a reference to a Panic at the Disco song
StripperGloves
Those damn hooligans with their insider references. I will get them with my bees.
PenguinRoyalty
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PenguinRoyalty
Goddammit
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
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