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May 2, 2021 12:04 AM
Sya5
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ChanceVLuck
"We'll, her blow jobs haven't gotten any better...."
snowwhyyt
When I read these kinds of stories, it just kills me. Wait I use to date him!!!
TrilithonStone
Sorry... that's fucked up
CupCakeMadeMyDay
She is dead to him
SeniorFade
damn this legit made me lol and I am an internet veteran. I have seen some shit (insert your own 2 Girls 1 cup jokes here).
danny24414
Damn that's cold
pigoverthere
chimpo64
girls would do anything to get out of a relationship! smh
ThePaintedWorld
Hope you didn't have makeup sex!
x1xruex1x
IronChefBoyardee
Now she's just some body that I used to know.
VicinoOrsini
How could you stoop so low
BosunMark
Plot twist: He's a vet..
koops
StunttheRunt
ibmacgeek
Don’t worry. She’s always been fridged.
LyvPhreeOarDye
Only for him, wasn't awkward at all or his ex GF.
SirDieAlot147
You could say that relationships ended up going into flames.
beanyoneyouwant08
But did she still have a resting bitch face?
ThatCanadianViking
They said my crime would be cold, so i got a heater for her thighs
Crabdanceaway
One more time for old times sake eh
Respectablecrazy
You kill em; we chill em.
xanny28
You stab em; we slab em.
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
Nothing like cracking open a cold one with the boys.
susurrant
So wrong but so good
MrHankey12
Underrated comment
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
Geezreally
stoplaughingandputitinyourmouth
That frigid bitch.
DemortisDraconis
That ridged bitch!
DriftJAK
Copperbrat
Jesus the comment section.
NotTinyPancakes
This one of that one?
ToasterDent
"Jesus: The Comment Section" starring Anthony Hopkins and Kanye West, opens in theaters near you Oct 2021.
trigonman3
Spaceballs the repost
thecattlebarron
Was she tight lipped about the situation?
Yenaldooshi
Which lips we talking about?
ELB0L0
The other lips.
dford145
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
StrayZenith
obamabeenbowlin
Yes
CrunkNugz
Was the sex as good as you remember?
imyourrealdad
She was always pretty frigid, so not much difference.
landlockedARL
Ooof. Brilliant. but Ooof.
NotTheRealMeNow
Even when she was alive, it was like having sex with a corpse.
GroumphLePreux
Well, she did not complain...
kotsiros
Holy shit
trigonman3
Oh, you flipped her over?
ZeroDucksToGive
better!
SavageHonesty
Still a cold fish, now with 100% less complaining! /s
drakkaris12718
Nah, she just lay there uncaring.
Burried
So nothing changed huh