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he's fat he's old he likes them 12 years old, Donald TRUUUUMP Donald TRUUUUMP.
Hes Ugly, He Shats. He lies just like a rat
Donald TRUUUUMP Donald TRUUUUMP.
He steals, He cheats, He grifts for weeks and weeks,
Donald TRUUUUMP Donald TRUUUUMP
He smells, he snores, He is one big fat loser
Donald TRUUUUMP Donald TRUUUUMP
Yellowchopsticks
Need to also viciously mock FIFA for giving Trump a peace prize too (as well as their usual corruption).
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
A lot us might just join in.
DasFreshMaker
Don'tchou be teasing me !! That'd be the only reason I watch (or at least listen to) the game. So you had better deliver !! ;)
Artoris
Looking forward to it.
20MB13
That first one is not good. Rhyming old with old?
Lew4731
We need the lyrics, please.
AegisXIV
liquidriddle
What's the key and tempo? We'll practice
Idrinkforevil
Donalds a pedo
hotrodny
I hate football, but this could make me go to a football match
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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GrumpyMe
Fair dinkum
ImurevJourhein
Who's the schmuck who likes to fuck it up for you and me?
D-O-N-A-L-D-T-R-U-M-P
The pedophile oh so vile, diaper clad is he!
D-O-N-A-L-D-T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump (He's a prick)
waitwhut
Sang it 5 times. Thank you.
ImurevJourhein
Donald Trump (Tiny dick!)
We'll all cheer and share a beer when he finally dies!
Robbann
that's good, did you come up with it?
ImurevJourhein
Yes, actually.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
Trump has insisted he must present the winning team the trophy, which is not usual practice.
We all need to route for Iran. Let’s make this real fucking awkward.
MyPotatoHasAFirstName
I just puked in my mouth a little … a lot
foxpotate
He's just gonna steal the trophy again like a freaky old brass goblin at the firing range.
DianNaoChong
He's figured it he can just steal trophies, he's done this before. Yes it's that stupid.
UmmonPrime
He's going to walk away with it like he did with the Club World Cup trophy.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
to *ROOT* for
urusername2
I think the Iranian team got deported!
zeacorzeppelin10
I ran was ordered to leave the country after their first match.
TChallaVanDam
Just to go back to Mexico to keep training there in between games.
samwyze
Do World Cup winners pop champagne bottles and spray it everywhere, or is that just auto racing? Because there's an opportunity to do something funny.
StunttheRunt
Whoever wins should have a disinfectant spray and wipes handy to make a show of thoroughly cleaning the trophy, especially where he touches it. Be very showy doing this.
Ivain
Not to mention their hands if there's handshakes.
ToSisPoS
And facemasks, perhaps comically large clothespins
brownribbon
I haven’t seen that he insisted. I’ve only seen FIFA was open to the idea of him being there/presenting the trophy.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
No, I’m sure he wrote a polite email to FIFA requesting permission. Like all the other times he asked permission, I’d appreciate examples if you have any?
So would E Jean Carroll
brownribbon
What?
pastelteapot
So all your cheers have nothing to do with your team or the game itself?
YeOlRazzleDazzle
The Aussie love for football is substantial, but they're pragmatic in knowing the socceroos aren't exactly the biggest contenders. And the Aussies do love shitting on America, so that's what they'll us their fan world-stage to do.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
So youre defending pedophiles then?
pastelteapot
Lol what mental gymnastics are you using to come to that conclusion?
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Hey so I know your reading comprehension is below a 6th grade level, but try: What problem do you have with the chants that are suggested? Is it that you prefer to keep your head in the sand or that you have no problem with pedophiles?
pastelteapot
lol you are the one with no reading comprehension and/or you just jump to wild conclusions based off nothing. Did I say I have a problem with the chants? I just find it funny that the chants have nothing to do with the game or the teams. You made this combative for literally no reason. You are just geared up to argue with people aren't you?
pastelteapot
Like how dare you ask a question or you must support pedophiles lol. How crazy is that?