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Dec 23, 2016 4:10 AM
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Squossifrage
#34 *eidetic
TheGlow
Captain America is one of the few people capable of accessing Iron Man's armory.
mattjuvia13
MisterJP
Why would Captain America be in middle school? Stever Rogers only became Captain America as an adult...
Squossifrage
Because this is bullshit
helpmewiththesebags
I too have diabetic memory.
pronoun
Dang, they got bruises?! Holy shit.
Xalnaatuthuthu
Lack context and plenty of these are strait up false.. soooo...... yeah...
thatguy10095
Will anyone else point out that the five characters to break the cap shield is only a list of 4 characters??
kiwiflavored
Courtesy of imgur's character limit
dwolnation
*slow clap *
StannisBaratheonTheOneTrueKingOfGrammar
He has a... didactic memory? Eidetic. The word you're looking for... is eidetic.
Cerinna
He does at that. People underestimate him cause he's got an art degree, but that's what he could do as skinny Steve and liked to do. :)
Metacognitivemystery
Laughed so hard at that. I could tell what they meant... bone apple flea.
SupersecretagentPerry
Cerinna
As much as I like Jensen Ackles, I feel he would've been too rough for the role. Plus he can't top my love for Chris Evans as Cap.
Cerinna
I do hope Ackles keeps trying to land a role in a Marvel movie though. He tried for Star Lord too.
Madclaw21
Magneto can control it. He does so in Marvel Zombies and de-Cap-itates a few people.
ApocWarlock
Thank you! I was thinking the same thing!
ActualCannibalShia
Captain America is my favorite avenger because of Chris Evans.
MakeAWishFoundationAlum
'Murica.
i8paste
In the 70s, I liked Captain America b/c Red Skull was so interesting & terrifying. But these recent movies are what really got me hooked.
theavengingewok
It's CapWolf not "Werewolf America".
NanaNanaNanaNanaFLORIDAMAN
Should have been American Werewolf
jake96
Truth.
GendouLovesDucklings
#5 is "Truth: Red, White, and Black." Really amazing and important comic story that's been sadly ignored for the last few years.
ghojo
But that's only.four people who've broken the shield. Who's the fifth?
andyandthetuna
iron nail
andergriff
beta ray bill.
hwatL4bloopy
Literally Amy asgardian or frost giant. Loki rips it apart like it was nothing
mthrndr01
Amy Asgardian sounds like a silver age spinoff.
jake96
There are four kinds of people in the world. Those who can't count, and those who can.
zorbivore
I'm one of them
jake96
At least.
ShadowbanMyAss
The only country outside of axis powers where talking shit about hitler could get you beaten up.
wantondisregard
Curious about the Hitler ones, wasn't it common to ridicule hitler during the war, how would they be under threat ? Because US were neutral?
Gustave13
I, too, had historical questions.
theavengingewok
didn't want the US to get involved in the war. Having someone wrapped in an American flag punching the leader of a foreign country was a 2/
theavengingewok
huge deal. This was an actual person, and a powerful one at that, not some fictional character. There were also a lot of nazi sympathizers 4
theavengingewok
Apparently the war was a very sensitive topic, many people in the US at the time didn't know exactly what the nazis were doing and/or 1/
theavengingewok
in New York, and Jack Kirby and Joe Simon, the creators, were Jewish. 4/4
IvnWng
#8 Nomad was a fucking mistake
MasterDefenestrator
#3 I'm calling BS on the back half, any Choreographer worth a damn A- knows you NEVER do that and B- doesn't need to do it to "look real"...
MasterDefenestrator
...And James Young is worth MANY damns.
LuCiD5592
I like how Cap and Bucky just thought Wolverine was just super lucky "Oh he got shot 6 times and survived? Lucky guy that Wolverine."
Alienmatt169
The problem with most of these is that they lack context
tremonti
And grammar, structure, cohesion, intrigue...
akalien
There's a dude that provides context, message him the thing you want context on and he might do it next
Alienmatt169
I've seen his stuff and I read comics a lot, but these fact dumps tend to be wrong or lack context. That's all
jakssupernova
The other problem is that a lot say pretty much the same thing
mckingkongslovin
Read a comic book has all the context you need, like did you know wolverine ate ppl? Or venom ate brains Or Spider-Man ate aunt may and Mary
mckingkongslovin
When Spider-Man turned into a zombie? I read comics haha
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Torn...would rather have Jensen, but then less or no SN.
IvnWng
#30 his armor in the comics isn't nearly as cool-looking as what is shown here....
GadenKerensky
#9 His son was metal as fuck.
eliasky
Ah excellent another one of these, see you guys on the front page.
no01
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
muisverriet
Different universe, different rules.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Then the fact should list which marvel earth(s) it is referring to.
muisverriet
Yes it should. That was only in the Marvel Zombies universe, i think.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I see.