As a mom this is my life. Any other parents relate? Happy Friday.

Every single time. My toddler and all the pets sit in front of the door and wait!

I'm not even a stay at home mom and this is true.

I have cut his hair and this was a similar outcome.

This hasn't happened before.

This also doesn't happen because I don't have any friends.

I gave up one one piece jammies.

My toddler loses his shit if I eat any of his snacks.

I have slept in all kids of weird positions just so my baby stays asleep.

My toddler turns into a seagull from Finding Nemo whenever I open up candy.

My kid won't eat his food and then will come and ask for snacks instead.

Yup.

I actually don't drink. But some days I'm so tempted.

Ugh. I keep looking in the rearview mirror and trying to wake my son up and he sleeps through it all.

I have done this a total of 3 times in 4 years :(

so true.

This pisses me off because I need to buy in bulk to save money.

This winter has been horrible.

My kid has done this with his Legos

If only I had a husband who would come home to take his son off my hands even for 5 minutes.

My toddler has never done this yet. My teenager has though.

I love when I get to shower uninterrupted.

Sigh

My son doesn't understand this look yet.

a few times I have sat outside his school in my car and relaxed for an extra 10 minutes just for some quiet time between work and being a mommy.

I don't know what to put here.

My toddler does this when we're late. How does he know to do this every single time we're late?

My son hates his car seat.

Every night my son wants junkfood. NO! EAT OUR VEGETABLES. NOPE.

I love getting gussied up. Then I'm pushing a stroller in high heels.

My son hates having his picture taken. But on the off chance he allows it he wants to ham it up.

I have club clothes older than my teenager

Oh no.

No. I'm the nice mom. I'm the cool mom.

I don't have friends.

Every night. Every single night.

I'm a working mom. Doing a full course load at the local college. I have medical health issues with cancer and all my free time goes to my son. There's not enough hours in the day. I wish some days I had help physically, emotionally, financially.But I wouldn't trade this for the world. I love my crotch fruit. I'm proud of who I am and what I've accomplished. I hope all other single parents out there get a chuckle out of this.