How to Get to the Front Page

Jul 25, 2015 7:32 AM

DarthFutuza

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Trying to get out of user-sub? Tired of all your content just kind of bouncing around going nowhere?

Well have no fear! We shall show you the way! (optional background music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F5459jCtuM )

Step 1.

First select some juicy looking content that has made it to the front page before. Carefully observe your prey and then after a few weeks...you strike.

Step 2.

Force anyone guarding the content to relinquish their hold by forcible means if necessary and then what was once theirs is now yours.

Step 3.

Repost that goodness, be quick about it, and don't get caught! A disguise, such as changing the title to the former posts best comment, may help you avoid the repost police!

Step 4. Profit

And that, my fellow imgurites, is how you get to the front page. Best of luck!

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NANDAI MIRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!!?!?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear: Got boner watching anime instead.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, I'll just dig for frontpage gold in a mine that's already been discovered and dug clean. That always works.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What I got from this post is that I should watch Baccano.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But of course!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's another reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F5459jCtuM

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0