Dinosaur Service Animal

May 24, 2018 7:50 AM

vmurr

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7HFXgyTya0

funny

dinosaur

jurrasic_world

awesome

memes

Slower you slut.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How did Ron Howard have a part in making her?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat your pole Blue...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Oh, word? I'm getting anxiety just standing here" -every moment of my life

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how long it will be before entire movies are available in .gif format.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine actually is a Dinosaur. HOA tried to make me get rid of my pet Emu, got a companion animal letter and they backed off real fast.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

CH lost their touch with humor a long time ago

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loud growling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

College Humor still exists? ...and it was funny?!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, about once or twice a month their videos are actually funny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[growling and banging] [loud growling] [loud banging] sounds like a pretty typical night with the gf.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dudes got a head like the crystal skull

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My kinda support

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My emotional support animal on a airplane is a parachute.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That guy's head shape is weird as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in air travel. Someone pulling this shit in the Jurassic Park world wouldn't surprise me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starlord and the Wasp

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What? I'm not sure if this is a joke or if you can't tell actresses apart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not a service animal goddammit!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see his face when he get's his dino back... dead... because he took United Airlines

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Only if he brings it on in a crate that he expects to keep in the middle of the aisle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me not want to see this sequel now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It’s NOT from the movie though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure looks movie like

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The video is from College Humor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always downvote repost comments, but fucking Whiplash! You get a +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's this from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the best movies to come out in the last 10years. Whiplash.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whiplash. Good movie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how you sped up the gif just a tad so everybody gotta speed read through that shit

8 years ago | Likes 776 Dislikes 9

And guess what... I didn't ???? YEET! (Next)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I just went for the video because of that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like fuck that nonsense. OP did provide the source link, which is nice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I also read it and heard the voices slightly higher, even though digital recordings don't do that to the pitch. Cuz I'm old.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A lot more comfortable to read then the words...jumping....in....one....by.....one.....during.....the....gif.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Did someone say, ‘THE GIF’????

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I ain't. Yay, shitty wify!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A+ Trolling, @OP

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

A++

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I like how it's playing at a decent speed so I don't gotta just read one bit then wait for the next. That shit's frustrating.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read it fine first time then try to read it again it seems faster as I didn't notice it was sped up before. Witchcraft!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I'm sure they sped it up to fit within the 30 second limit on imgur

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought he sped up the gif because at the rate Imgur loads it, the first round will be at the correct speed.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Funny

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Oh word? Cause I'm getting anxiety just standing here."

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 3

Ford Exploder

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The biggest issue was no locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dinosaurs on a plane? Who let these motherfucking dinosaurs on a plane?

8 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 2

I mean... someone let Snakes on a Plane.... why not dinosaurs?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alan!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

As a bus driver, I'd rather deal with a fucking velociraptor than some of the "service dogs" I've had to let on board.

8 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 5

Story time motherfecker.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Let us hear more

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@metalhead47 go on

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>>>someone might get offended. A toddler’s face might get chewed off too, but that’s preferable to an ADA complaint, according to MGMT. SMH.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not nearly so entertaining, I’m afraid. Mostly it’s bums with the ever popular pibull-onna-rope. Under the ADA, we’re legally allowed to>>>

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

>>>ask two questions: IS it a service dog, WHAT is it *trained* to do. But we’re discouraged from asking that second one, cuz y’know>>>

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do realize that if the dog doesn't behave you can legally ask the owner and dog to leave?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That becomes more difficult under the guise of "service dog."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Dogs who bark, growl, jump on people or eat people's food are not meeting standards of behavior for public access.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it doesn't. I have a service dog and know the law. Legally you can ask even a certified service dog be removed if it is barking/jumping.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem comes when management is literally more afraid of getting an ADA complaint than a dog biting some toddler's face off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(their lawyers have run the numbers)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0