Be careful, you never know what your kids will find in their candy...

Nov 1, 2021 5:27 PM

rdewalt

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The worst thing I ever found in a bag of skittles was all purple ones.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I opened a KitKat, Odysseus and thirty of the Achaeans' best warriors came pouring out and sacked my entire home.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dropped a Fun Size Baby Ruth, thus killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if my weed was that shitty I wouldn't give it away to some kid.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a serial killer myself, why would I waste perfectly good drugs and razorblades when I can't even see the result of my work?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed, where's the fun in that?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I found an entire Soviet Army battalion hiding under a fun-sized Snickers bar.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

antifa strikes again

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1