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I don't even know what to say to this
https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1404569473357602817?s=19
Jun 15, 2021 1:33 AM
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https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1404569473357602817?s=19
Gangster5
A”MISTAKE “???
garyoldmansdiary
She found out that there are worse things than being asked to wear a face mask during a pandemic? But how could a thing be worse than that?
DarwinsWeasel
Careful. She has only admitted her mistake was to visit the museum....
harrison100012
Your politicians are scary dumb how can you go through your whole life not knowing .There should be a intelligence test before entering .BS
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
please don't be real, please don't be real
vatnick
relpmeraggy
I’ve been there. Everyone should go. I’m honestly surprised she went.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Fuck you MTG.
thatsmyfetish69
Bye bye Margarine traitor Gangrene. You will not be missed.
MrTrevorBelmont
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
I can, she was ignorant but learned something important
llamallamadingd0ng
It’s amazing too cause that museum isn’t too far from where she works. But I mean you also shouldn’t have to visit it to know how bad it was
THEmichaelscarn12
kingrd
Ironic coming from Sarah Silverman
recliningpanda
I can’t even think of a way to comment on this sheer level of stupidity and being a douche. It’s hurting my brain
DevonGronka
Did you watch the apology? Watching manages to make it even more stupid sounding.
elcee50
this tweet wasn't supposed to be literal but...
Nunyajonesinc
Oh look, another douche claims stupidity to cover their horrible ideologies. Fffffuuuuuuuuck her.
Dannoboyo
I tried it on for size. It fits, but It didn't look good on me, so it goes back in the closet with the rest of my baggage.
Eddyrock
“Oh, that’s why people get pissed when we compare my first-world problems to this!”
SmokyDoggg
She's got 2 brain cells left and they're both fighting for 3rd place
ThighHighsSaveLives
Giving them quite a bit of credit, my guess is they are just out to get in the top ten
astromoondoggie
This is The Onion, right? There’s no way she’s self-aware enough to realize she was wrong about something.
whyexactly
I was gonna say, that quote has to be off.
caledric
Her handlers prolly chewed her out for going off script.
ElroydIsGone
On the contrary, she closely followed the script "test balloon": Known party dumbfuck says something outrageous, no sane party member >
ElroydIsGone
issues any comment on that, party analysts closely monitor reactions and polls of party voters and if reaction is positive, the big shots >
ElroydIsGone
of the party start to parrot a watered down version of that outrageous BS, and if the reaction is too negative, then the dumbfuck issues a >
ElroydIsGone
lame apology, that won't be published by the big party networks. Rinse and repeat until the public accepts all loss of decency and >
heroesblood
She's facing congressional censure so she's trying to save face.
Cthulhuonabike
This that same bitch that said the California wildfires were started by Jewish space lasers right? Just checking
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Technically she said Rothschild space lasers, but yes.
youbetchamom
You are correct.
BNabs
Is she still awful? Yes. But at least she learned something today and admitted a mistake, now for all the other shit she believes...
Dannoboyo
It is called a walk back. Like Trump saying something he said was a joke. Three steps forward and one back still pushes the line.
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
Anyone who genuinely believes in Jewish Space Lasers is the kind of person you can't reason with using facts and expect results.
chuddddd
Whether she's doing this for publicity, lying, or whatever this is so true. We can't keep shitting on people for getting educated.
chuddddd
Now she may be one of the biggest POS on earth but if by some chance she actually changes her views on Jewish people because of this we 1/2
chuddddd
can't be shitty about that. Way too fuckin late but at least she did it. Now all this being said I'm doubtful this will change anything. 2/2
vertumnus1
All she learned is that there's lines she can cross that piss people off. There is no way she did not know what the holocaust was.
freckledkink
I knew a girl who grew up in Germany and had never heard of the holocaust. She was a foreign exchange student here in the late 90s. She did
freckledkink
Not want to go back to her family. She thought they were part of the genetic thing to make Aryan people. She (and her family) all looked
freckledkink
Like it a couple of generations later. It was weird.
Kingaby
You'd be surprised what people can not learn. Look at sex ed skills down south, and imagine every topic could go that wrong.
vertumnus1
She knew enough that her original claim she's trying to walk back mentioned trains and gas chambers. She's doing this in response to censure
ChaoticGoofy
Super90nova
Got a source on that video? I would love to see more
DaveSamsonite
Obviously an alien. Makes more sense than most humans and 100% of US Republicans.
abidikgubidik
I'd like to hear more from him
Kippysweetpants
This bitch is dumber than a stack of bricks
GhostBear3067
That seems unfair to the bricks.
BilloC4
Hey! Don't throw bricks under the bus! Seriously... They can cause some damage... Ricochet out... Miss you Jimmy
Goldensands
That damage is nothing compared to what ignorance can do.
Cthulhuonabike
A stack is giving her too much credit
CavendishBandana
She gives me hope that maybe I too can make something of myself without any training or skills in what I'm doing
SiangSpaceTraveler
Dumb people can be elected? Who knew? There was no precedent
fleeter17
but there was a president
Christonabike101
Thicker than two short planks, as my dad said.
DonL9
A stack of bricks is more useful, too.
Superchief86
And far less useful.
heywoodjabme
She couldn’t pour water out of a boot if you told her instructions were printed on the heel.
c2zvgsVillain
Can’t Understand Normal Thinking
sundaymondayhippyday
....
ephemeralid58888
"Dumber than a box of knotted ass hairs." That's mine, I use it often.
algavinn
The bricks are actually useful, don't be rude.
zfournier16
Box of rocks
Betterbecauseofthem
Hey now. Bricks serve a purpose
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
My go-to is "dumber than a sack of hammers and half as useful".
quibblery6
I'm a fan of "couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel" myself
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
I also like "couldn't find his pants with both hands and a flashlight."
blarglebrle
*"box of rocks" because bricks can at least stack in an organized manner.
Weedies617
I like how keeping it simple really works sometimes
ratfaceddog
“And your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick”-some guy named Jethro.
dogestyle
*pretends to be as dumb as her targeted audience*
KleptoKea
Elected by Americans
shyasen
Bricks are not smart. AT ALL. However, bricks ARE useful in a variety of ways. This is the main and best difference between MTG and bricks.
CptJohnYossarian
I dunno. The colony of beetles living in her head have a place to live. And all the shit they could ever want to eat.
FritztheBunn
I feel like the Magic The Gathering is just useful in different ways then the bricks.
shyasen
Marjorie Taylor Greene has ruined the acronym MTG. You are technically correct, though, the best kind of correct.
SeanBeanJovi
On the plus side, I googled MTG yesterday because I couldn't remember how to spell her name & all the results were for the card game.
shyasen
NICE!!
NothingPrince
yet she is rich and I am still poor
THESHADOWOFJECT
listen, I could eat taco bell, drink a six pack of beer, a pot of coffee, pop a butt plug in, run in the texas heat, pimp slap Conner
THESHADOWOFJECT
McGregor while wearing a shirt that says "Conor dont punch me in the gut" then have him punch me in the gut and have me shit in a paper bag
THESHADOWOFJECT
Conor*
BlackWingPhoenix
Shes pandering. Fuck her. She already knew or is just trying to save her ass.
sykoticflaw
She already knew. The whole thing was a massive dog whistle.
xj4low
Pushed by her party. Still didnt say anything about calling the Democrats nazis so it sounded like an apology but wasn't. (1
xj4low
2) Kind of like saying "I'm sorry you feel that way." It has all the key words of an apology but isn't.
SpartaWolf117
"I saw something on this Hitler guy, and someone should stop him!"
BabySharkEtc
Yeah like totally such a un-nice guy!
LaffertyDanie1
Wasn't he like and artist or something?
thinkstopthink
BAAAAD Hilter, BAAAAAD!
djj25
Hitler?
dEzero
“And those Nazis, man... terrible!”
charliegrs
I guarantee MTG is very familiar with Hitler and very supportive of everything he did
Bestiarium
...Magic The Gathering? I didn't know Hitler played card games
Doodtron
"Fella by the name of Adolf Hitler."
TheflyPrince
Watch out for that Hitler fella, he's a bad egg!
icyanddicey
Wait until you hear about Kony.
DarwinsWeasel
Despite her admission I bet she is still pro-use of Zyklon B in Arizona to dispose of inmates! Her views so far have benn Hitler Schmitler..
KaraokeLemur
Just because Hitler used the product to kill doesn't mean she can't use the product to kill. I mean, I'll happily drive a VW.
DevonGronka
possibly she doesn't believe Zyklon B was used to murder people, but knows that holocaust denialism isn't popular among older people
DickWarlock89
Oh yes that documentary started at 8, Eastern and Specific Time
myotherusernameismyotherusername
SirBonSama
Calvin Barr killed Hitler and then, later on in his life... Bigfoot.
drziod
ohhh ,,, what was that from again
TheEvenPrez
Family Guy. Brian was conflicted because the woman he dated was attractive yet completely dim witted
DIINKELBERG
And a really good person.... but hell, was she dumb
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Family Guy, i think? Brian dated a blonde in an early episode
Lalatino
That’s a bingo
ShawnS0l0
ChrisVZ
JimmyKrackKorn
HaHaHa, LOL, +1
maximilianfragglebottom
and completely disingenuous
captainswoopty
KleptoKea
She's a symptom and exemplification of the stupidity among Americans. She got elected to that position, after all.
FurtiveGlancer
Waiting for the bitch to come with her next anti-Semitic conspiracy
DevonGronka
It's a sad day when our political leadership is getting its history education from museums. (nothing against museums, the work they do is1/2
DevonGronka
absolutely invaluable and great. But it isn't a replacement for a book).
DaPastry
They are often a stepping stone to said book though and ideally it would be books (you knew that I know, just adding in.)
bobyran
Wait... did she learn something? this sounds like someone who is questioning her own reality after an existential moment.
ChrisVZ
More like was facing the consequences of her actions and didn’t like it.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
You'd hope so, but....
fafnir77
I'm out of the loop here, what did she say about the holocaust that she is now apologizing for?
DevonGronka
Sorry, that having to be vaccinated was the same thing as the holocaust. Just as stupid and horrible.
Bobbalaban
She said the House’s rules on mask-wearing were comparable to the Holocaust
UnattendedDeviant
I wonder if she asked to see the giant Jewish space laser section while she was there?
winterishere101001015
What could she have fucking possibly thought that that was about, voluntary ignorance
LullabyJones
dragonofthesouth
Fuckin love me some elise man
Dustorm
Who’s Elise?
dragonofthesouth
Elise willems, a comic who should be huge and never will cause she barely tries to be anything
dragonofthesouth
But like, in a super chill way.
ratfaceddog
I’ve wondered about the source of this for a while.
frizy1
Funhaus https://youtu.be/TS2_som6ykQ
VitaminJay
"You should be sorry that you yelled at me over this, I still think I'm right and everyone else is dumb and wrong." --MGT.
Shwayzie
Well there are instances where you could be right and everyone else wrong. Like a republican rally. ?
CurbYourClassWar
Top comment. This is just damage control. Its all manipulation.
Altanese
Just for the record, people should stop using the three name thing for her. She only wants to use it because of AOC. Instead call her 1/
Altanese
Margarine, or alternatively, Representative Dumbass
VitaminJay
I was running out of room.
manyyearslaterinfrontofthefiringsquad
Also, Representative Dumbass doesn't really narrow down much.
sorakray
Maybe I’m crazy but I prefer politicians that don’t have to have press conferences to confirm they know Holocaust was bad
Idontneedrealfacts
to "lie about thinking the holocaust was bad"
DulseEater
She must carry that stand around in order to quickly admit she is stupid all the time.
zenoshogun
sundaymondayhippyday
iusedtodream
*to confirm that they Just Now Learned what it was. Ignorant.
MrSaturday
Fuck.
Chocolatecoveredmoose
*To pretend they just learned because they faced a backlash for using it to manipulate people.
milkmyrod
Plot Twist: The American education system doesn't do enough to teach children about history.
milkmyrod
But yes, she's an adult in politics so she can't really pass with the "sheltered and poorly educated upbringing" card
KleptoKea
That's exactly why Americans are repeating history. Specifically pre WW2 Germany. The rest of the world sees it and can't understand why 1/
KleptoKea
Americans are too fucking stupid to see it themselves and stop it. 2/2
TinyBadger101
We do see it. Some of us are trying to stop it. It's just not enough.
buttdestroyer
I promise that as a politician I would never have to do this.
richicano
Buttdestroyer 2024!
buttdestroyer
I'm not from the states
Zixtank
Still, creds to her for admitting it. Any positive from that kind of person is a good thing.
rollerskateorgies
Nope, go watch the rest of the press release where she repeats calling Dems Nazis.
rollerskateorgies
Conference*
JoeT85
I wonder if she actually learned something, or if she's savvy enough to just read something a staffer wrote to try to clean up her image.
Tanasoco
Sorry, but from that sentence, I don't understand that she thinks it's bad. Maybe she was amazed?
Dogalicious
...what if she held a press conference to highlight that there’s something in Schindler’s List for EVERYONE?
DarkAngelWarlord
ive never been there but ive talked to survivors and watched film and documents of the war and survivors i know it happened
sykoticflaw
She's friggin 47 years old. How did she NOT?!
theflavorsavor
That’s your tax dollars at work.
Foxsayy
Personally I'm a little relieved that she has enough contact with reality to come to this understanding.
JustABookworm
Unfortunately, she *still thinks the covid 19 and vaccine rules are still discrimination, just not as bad as the Holocaust.
JustABookworm
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/558393-greene-apologizes-for-comparing-vaccine-rules-to-holocaust
Dimensionsatire
I highly doubt this is an actual revelation and more a "shit this backlash looks bad let me do some damage control". She knew what she said
Feralkyn
Same, but at least she's saying it
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
New rule: If you have to hold a press conference to admit you just learned how bad the Holocaust was, you resign from your post immediately.
ABisexualMess
She's saying it because sge was probably told to do so. She absolutely does not believe a word she's saying.
Feralkyn
Almost certainly, but it's important for her rabid fanbase to hear it
ABisexualMess
So they can what, suddenly stop believing in jeweish space lasers? Her base probably hates her now because of this
Feralkyn
Politicians braying bullshit to ignorant masses is bad, so any time they stop on even one point it's a good thing in my book
JustABookworm
Unfortunately, I'd prefer that she also understands that the gov't rules for covid and the vaccine are not discrimination
JustABookworm
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/558393-greene-apologizes-for-comparing-vaccine-rules-to-holocaust
Feralkyn
I'd prefer she understand a LOT of shit she does not grasp
KleptoKea
I prefer populations and nations who don't elect deranged lunatics like her and Tr*mp in the first place.
Dogalicious
Ntm “Weekend at Bernie’s” as the incumbent POTUS.
thespaghettisquash
Me too, and I live in the US
TallDarkndHandsy
Trump was God awful, but I dont think we would be here now if she was president
TallDarkndHandsy
First order of business would be to blow up all our (Jewish space laser) satellites
KleptoKea
Regardless of whether we share opinions there, it's a tragic reflection on American society that it's so hard for a nation of hundreds 1/
KleptoKea
Of millions to produce one proper leader. Actually there were some running for election but the People reject them. 2/2
YayZuko
"The People" never elected Trump, broken and outdated systems elected Trump.
somethingawesomeandgreat
IDK, to me it’s positive to confirm that she has learnt something. Now onto 1000 other things…
DarkAngelWarlord
next she will be saying fire is hot
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
This actually more that I gave her credit for.
Akurei00
I'm not convinced the wasn't more to that. Like "...mistake... It's so simple. We didn't even think about gassing the migrant children.."
RoseinWonderland
At least I hope she genuinely learned something and wasn't just told to say so. I guess we'll find out in her next statements.
GeneralAnubis
Didn't have to wait long, she still compared Dems to Nazis in the same press conference
morelikeconsham
Being able to admit that you were wrong and to learn new things is a positive trait. I would prefer that the leaders of our countries have
morelikeconsham
this ability. That said, I would also prefer that the leaders of our country already know basic world history.
Jiddybit
Well she didn't actually learn anything, a reporter asked her if she still stood by comparing Dems to the Nazi Party and she doubled down.
Bokkanb
To be fair.. many in the left have been doing that for years. But shes stil a moron.
Jiddybit
WHILE SHE WAS IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE MUSEUM.