Polysloth
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Let me start things off.
I hate you if...
you chew with your mouth open.
you have a phone conversation on speaker in a public place.
I'm a spiteful person and could go on.
I wanna hear yours
classybitch23
I'm a New Yorker. We hate eveyone. Where do I begin? Guess a big one is when tourists just stop&form a barricade of idiots wherever they are
Oyer
I hate you if you treat the waitstaff like garbage
Polysloth
I think you can tell so much about a person on how they treat service staff. My pal Mike is just a superstar with staff
Oyer
I totally agree!
yourbassist
You use like every 3 words, continuously tap things, constantly correct me over semantics, don't put your dishes away.
TooSadToCare
If you drive with your hi beams on, and then flip them off five feet from me.
tehtaxidriver
People flash their high beams at me all the time... My low beams are just better bulbs than they are used to seeing...
a18cey
I hate you if you ask me how to do something when you clearly haven't spent any time trying to figure it out for yourself.
Polysloth
Oh good one. Lazy pricks
cat793f
I hate you if you decide it's a good idea to not have a decent standard of hygiene.
Boreduser
Ok i know this is mean, but it is like just brush your teeth. If you have the means so just do it
cat793f
Exactly. If you're going to interact with people, even just sitting next to them in the bus. Don't have the stink lines coming off of you
SorcerousMike
As a retail worker, I hate you if you're on your phone when you come to check out.
NamesAreStupid
Speed matching on the high way
tehtaxidriver
I learned early on in my time driving... Drive your own drive. I set cruise and chill, if I need to pass slower drivers but faster drivers 1
tehtaxidriver
Are coming up in the left lane, I'll speed up so as not to make them slow down, get past the cars I need to, and shift over and slow down
potatothegreat
Getting on the freeway going 30mph when the speed limit is 65...thats dangerous and annoying as fuck
tehtaxidriver
I have a motorcycle, get stuck behind cars doing 35/40 merging into a 70/80/90(Michigan) highway and in 3rd I just braaaaaaaaaaap past at 90
potatothegreat
Same but with my corvette haha
notadisneyprincess
I hate when people judge others based on their job and treat them with disrespect.
ColdfreezeZero
I hate people that ask questions that have been answered 30 seconds before, like pay attention
thevortexmaster
I hate people that complain and tell me their pet peeves
ameki
I hate you if you look at the message then dont answer for a week
PopcornsAreMyFavoriteVegetable
I hate when people shopping changes their minds about items, and doesnt put them back. Bonus points if its meats
SecondCup
I hate when you don't already know what you're going to order before you get in line.
GLaDOSoftheFUNK
Or you spend forever in line in front of the menu and when its your turn only then you start to think about what you want
tehtaxidriver
When I don't know what I want, I stand well clear of the line and decide. Then I get in line and wait to order.
owldelight
Or want a hair cut with no idea how you want it cut
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
I dislike you if you're the kind of person who claims any form of gaming is waste of time, meanwhile you sit in front of the TV for hours.
cakeresurfacer
If you play music from your phone in public. Use fucking headphones!
Ki3r4nn
Or play it so loud through cheap shit earphones that may aswell not be used.
DuckPlatoon
People who leave their shopping cart out in the middle of the parking lot for someone to hit. Or behind someone else's car.
tehtaxidriver
Do what I do. When you see someone dump it anywhere other than designated cart areas, block them in their space and slowly move it for them
Xsiah
or in a parking spot
dancfontaine
I hate you if you walk side by side with people you're with and take up the entire sidewalk
TheSaltyCaptain
Especially when it's with their god damned extended family, somehow none of whom managed to develop any awareness of their surroundings.
Siptro
I hate you, if you come to work without the right equipment to work. Pedro, Im looking at you
truckdrivershowcase
For fucks sake Pedro get your shit together.
dru9087
Pedro, you goddamn slacker.
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
Fucking dammit Pedro! HOW MANY TIMES DUDE
Freedomballin
I hate you if you try to enter an elevator before the people inside have exited.
honeyboob
I do that but because I can't interact with people in social environments. Sorry meng
Tifandi
omg.. I about lost my mind in Mexico City with people doing that
gnarledhalo
I hate you if you let your child(ren) run amok anywhere not a designated play zone.
burrbeck
I'm pissed off I can't give you more than one upvote for this
gnarledhalo
I agree.
NoodleyLove
I nearly smoked half a dozen kids at Costco this morning. IT'S CROWDED AS FUCK. CONTROL YOUR WHELPS!
gnarledhalo
I live in a high "catholic" dense area. Sunday morning is nothing but a family of 10 blocking all the aisles cuz they wanna eat samples
NoodleyLove
Mine just had kids zig-zagging willy nilly across aisles and down aisles and honestly I was tempted to NOT stop my cart in time just once.
gnarledhalo
Well it wouldn't be your fault if you "didnt" see
NamesAreStupid
Shitty tippers - not a waiter, have never been a waiter.
KtH91
I only tip when it is deserved to honest. Once I have reserved and explicitly asked if I could eat there with my nut allergie 1/
KtH91
And when I got there the waiter said: 'oh, we use nut in our bread, so nothing in the kitchen is clean. I had to watch others eat while I 2/
KtH91
Just was hungry because of the ass on the phone, They deserved nothing! (I don't go out for dinner anymore, it's tol much a hassle)
Maxdamage1
Also, people who don't look at the waiter or say please and thank you. A little eye contact and common courtesy go a long way.
tehtaxidriver
I always say please and thank you, I don't even think about it anymore
Polysloth
I used to work in a small shop and there would be customers who would not make eye contact or speak to you during the entire transaction.1/2
Polysloth
I hated them so much. A plague on all their houses(2/2)
notadisneyprincess
I definitely judge folks on these behaviors.
Raventhief
I hate you if you make puns based on Picard's name.
JustCallMeMrPigg
John, look, if you Picard the right words it can be quite captainating.
Helirapetor
I hate people who hate people who make puns based on Picard's name.
Polysloth
Ok, ok...don't go Worf on one mate
iospace
I guess you have a bone to pick, hard.
Raventhief
...okay, I don't hate you for that one. I should, but I don't.
HarshHarvester
It reminds you of the drought, the clean picked bones that turn to sand. Yes. Yes you should hate that.
HarshHarvester
But him? He is an ally, a spy of sorts. Come to the orb of needles with heads!
Ruyven
I hate you if you stand on the left side of the escalator.
TheSaltyCaptain
In Australia the standing side is the left side of the escalator; regardless, I know the point you're making and I join you in your hatred.
wealthychef
Aaagh! I have rage just reading that.
MillnotMills
I hate you if you switch into the left/right lane just so you can get ahead of all us schmucks waiting and then try to force back in.
PlagueOfKnowledge
OH MY GOD THIS. YES! THIS! I don't get road rage but I get borderline every time this happens. I refuse to let anyone merge from the left.
samjam10412
I will run those fuckers into the wall!! Atlanta traffic has made me ruthless when it comes to enforcing road courtesy.
madeofspam
I think you need your own action movie where you enforce road courtesy. I'd watch it.
samjam10412
Oh God. Hahahaha! I've honestly thought about setting up a dash cam and recording myself. There was one time... Okay multiple times... When
samjam10412
There was near stand still traffic and of course there are always those jackasses who like to use the emergency lane as their personal short
samjam10412
Cut. Any time I see them I whip my little Hyundai halfway into the emergency lane and stop. Lord help anyone who has the nerve to honk. I
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killerpolarbear
the amount of joy I felt when myself and two others successfully kept one of these fuckers behind a truck yesterday was overwhelming
Izriel
Me and a truck drove in the center lane so we could block people (I can't do it alone I drive a miata :( )
tehtaxidriver
I had one guy slow as shit in the left lane once, gap in the right lane so I went for it, we ended up both doing 90 because he wouldn't 1
tehtaxidriver
Let me in. Next gap, I accelerated into the powerband while in line, changed lanes and flew past him before he could react, cut him off
tehtaxidriver
Bit later down the road he had shifted to the right lane to pass myself and the other cars, I felt proud when the whole row of cars 3
tehtaxidriver
Closed up so he couldn't get in front of us again. It wasn't happenstance that the cars closed up, I could tell it was intentional
HeywoodJablowmie
I hate any person that guesses what happens next in a movie out loud
notadisneyprincess
I hate when people talk during movies and shows. Also people who talk during live music. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
LydiPants
Good good... I can feel your anger.
Skygate217
"Oh shit he's gunna die isn't he, he's totally going to die" *guy dies* "holy shit yes fucking yes get swole bro I called it"
NamesAreStupid
Holy fucking shit that is my mom, welcome to my life.
Cipher915
My girlfriend and I make a game of it but I can see how others find it angering.
Boreduser
Omg! That's so frustrating
ItsCrazyTim
Hello
HeywoodJablowmie
Hey there
NoodleyLove
Sorry. I have no brain/mouth filter. Also capable of spoiling things in one word. :/
samjam10412
Likewise. Thankfully my boyfriend does the same thing and we treat it like a game now. Haha
NoodleyLove
My best friend just threatens to chuck stuff at my head if I open my mouth while we're watching something she hasn't seen. XD
samjam10412
Lol I love spotting generic plot patterns. I try to keep my filter on around friends though. Hahaha
jinky74
My husband used to hate it and now he always asks if I saw something coming.
FairylandTrashCollector
Those fuckers that are stopping on stairs in front of you.
koopaya
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jessicadaver
I don't understand why people can't continue walking on escalators. It's so much faster and more satisfying
DontBiteTheTip
Or at the top of an escalator and blocking everyone else behind them...
FoulBachelorBalrog
Or just anyone stopping in front of you anywhere
HerrBisch
AGH yes! And people who stand in doorways having conversations. IN OR OUT, PICK ONE MOTHAFUCKAS
JackCorus
Happened all the FUCKING time in high school
Badabing1967
i call this - ops - old people syndrome - you have a sidewalk about 20 feet wide - at one place its only 5 feet wide - there the old 1/2
Badabing1967
poeple stop and talk - every single time. not five feet before or behind the narrow point.
MisterWiggler37
I hate you if you switch lanes in front of me with no signal.
bumholiday
I hate when I've been signalling and they don't let me over
Badabing1967
Not really - to many people to hate - it's almost as if they build cars without blinker this days.
samjam10412
I cock block the hell out of those fuckers. No blinky no mergey
TheGreatAnhey
I wish I can do that but I only have 60 hp :\
tehtaxidriver
I have 95, what do you drive?
TheGreatAnhey
Honda CRX (HF) which I believe has the smallest engine Honda ever produced for a UDSM car
samjam10412
I know the feeling. I used to have a 2008 Honda Civic Hybrid. But on a positive note, I never got a speeding ticket while I had that car.
tehtaxidriver
I have 95, what do you drive?
dp487
You must really hate Chicago then.
MisterWiggler37
I'm sure I would if I lived there.
BronzeOnion
Light turns red and you have an empty lane in front of you then a car turns into your lane from the one beside for no reason.
Caniac
Esp when it's the left lane that was open they're in their Prius and I'm in my Notaprius
tehtaxidriver
I constantly get this while on my motorcycle, let the bike be ahead, they can get off the line much faster(unless it's a Harley)
NamesAreStupid
Meow
KvatchGuard
Hi
MisterWiggler37
Hello!
JohnVaddic19
I hate when people use then signals
devastitis
Maryland? Maryland. Also, German car driver.
Badabing1967
Yep - alot of the german drivers.
DAemonCayuse
Ya, pisses me off too. People are supposed to do SMMS which stands for signal center mirror, side mirror of which ever lane you are changing
DAemonCayuse
Into, and then shoulder. That's where you look over your shoulder into the other lane. That is the safest way to do lane changes
LilSis061016
Or while going 10mph slower than I am when there is no one behind me and waiting 3 seconds would have meant I didn't have to slow down.
EverydaySociopath
Ok but undertaking is not any better
LilSis061016
I didn't say anything about undertaking. Passing should be done in the inner lane. It's cutting people off for no reason that bugs me.
CowAntelope
But if he didn't switch lanes he would have had to slow down??
LilSis061016
Not usually. I moved to an area where this is even more common recently, actually. Esp. pulling into traffic slowly for no reason.
RuledByNeptune
I wish I could favorite this comment
DePlane
I hate you if you excessively scrape your plate while eating.
aprilludgateduire
I hate you if you scrape your fork with your teeth to get the food off of it, please stop it sound horrible
thedeg
My coworker eats with his mouth open, and will scrape up every last drop of gravy up with his fork.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
OR people that lick their finger and get the rest of the food that way... Man alive!!!
fistermatic5000
Or scrape their teeth on the fork
Polysloth
Yes! I hate when people use their teeth to get food off a fork. Use your bloody lips you savage!
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
The sound of teeth scraping on a fork makes my hair stand on end.
Muttons1337
That tooth-on-metal sound? Nails on a fucking chalkboard man....
TheStewart
I don't have strong control of my lips. So unless you want to see food dripping down my beard, I'll be using my teeth thank you.
IOnlyPostWhenIDrink
Cam you not give oral?
beearewhyayyenn
You'll never beat him with those little bird lips of yours
Polysloth
That's fair
samjam10412
Omg! And for some reason they add the sound effect for that to Master Chef! Can't make it through the dish tastings without cringing
Polysloth
I used to watch Hells and Joe would always scrape his teeth on the fork. What sound effects are they adding to MasterChef?
samjam10412
Literally anyone who takes a bite of anything they add the metal bite/scrape noise. And on Hells that was probably an added sound effect.
Polysloth
Yeah good chance of that alright. Although with Joe you could actually see it. He would just do everything with contempt anyway
samjam10412
You have to think about How much background noise there actually is when there are that many people in one area. There is no way to (1)
samjam10412
Properly isolate the noises like pots and pans clanging, good sizzling, buying food, etc. So sound effects are almost solely used.(2)