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NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
Jan 31, 2017 10:56 AM
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Schmedes
When coons come in our shop, momma just sweep 'em off with a broom
Ripi
love the tranq dart looking thing in its side
MunkyBoi
"I look fabulous, bitches!" - Raccoon (probably)
Exactually
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
I know that raccoon was scared af, but it looks like it is enjoying it.
us3dp1mp4
Tyggna
'okay, okay! Just don't touch my nails! They haven't dried yet. . ."
TechnicallySpeakingImAWhatever
youreonyourownalcapone
*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
binky4me
Winona Ryder caught shoplifting again?
AppleFoster
I really hope to come on imgur tomorrow and see 50 different photoshops of this.
Turbogoat
I am the COOOOON! Shut up Kyle godammit!
ViolentVibrator
Eaaaaaagggglllleeeeeee!!
ahsanzee
i wanted this to be the top comment
hangemhigh13
He just wanted to be pretty :/
LaughingCowWearingAMumu
"Ooo girl, look at my naaaails!"
herdingcatsthatarehighoncatnip
I wish I could have given you more than one upvote. I almost snorted my coffee.
lanenwm
Hands up don't boop?
Mistamage
Too late.
CthulhuLovesMeThisIKnow
@PositronicGeek
KolyaLegend
No, they're using it to clean cobwebs.
SexyAttackHelicopter
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD.
GodHelpMeToBeGood
Logs are completely wooden by now.
SexyAttackHelicopter
I didnt consider that.
CivitatemInkas
That raccoon is like "I regret nothing!!!"
dlapbiz
Look at that guy's face. He's really into this.
Jcamanche
He was a Marine I served with, and you know how we love to play with the wild life. Lmao
BeauKnerr
Shoot for the moon. Even if you fail, you'll land among the hot rollers.
iAintNoSynthDammit
should they really be holding that thing by the neck? i mean theres a faint risk of rabies but jesus let its feet touch the ground atleast
fortheloveofchocolate
Is that a tranquilizer dart in it's side?
powwerbottom
"Escorting"
SticksBoundWithTwine
good find!
BeTheRudeBoy
Apparently they shoot raccoons too...
nuushba
Yes it is. Probably used a blowpipe because of how close he was. Blowpipe or blowguns won't do serious injury at close range like that
Ns0081
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Princess-Leia-vs.-Ace-Ventura-Mashup-by-OneMinuteGalactica-Battles-of-Endor-Commence.jpg
Allworknoplay82
No he's an IV drug user.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Linda must have been there.
bodeman
Dammit, Linda.
glamoruss
Or was he stealing make up?
pallentx
I think so
SpikeSpiegeil
You can tell the raccoon is... high.
ggggggggkkkkkk
h3rdul13kmudk1pz
you just took one to the jugular, man!
conkeestador
You should pull that out.. that shit is not cool
jonics
Wait. Wait. Pull what out?
TooFunkToDrunction
maybe he's just happy to see you
HappyCakeDay
And they about to put it outside how bout dah
dolphindreamsandsatan
Va-jazzled??
NinjasStoleMyMama
Just a regular dart.
Boatsntoes
Made me laugh alot. Well done.
IOnlyUseHashtagsSarcastically
+1 for username
littlewing0100
I created an Imgur account just to like this comment. Bravo!
Ruhig
Wasn't going down quietly, apparently
kongfuchicken
"Bitch you better have used the bear dosage! I'll shred your garbage! Get off of me!"
abcdefuck56
I feel like he needs a cape
thorgnash
http://imgur.com/ld4ABoR Ps battle
madguy50
YASSSS!!!
MrLaveLave
BipedalSnake
https://imgur.com/dyfxaFv
HlyAlch
/a/syPbU
Dandoch1080
I think he needs that guys leg.
LMNOParis
I initially thought you meant the cop
abcdefuck56
Yes
digitalutopia
CAPES FOR EVERYONE!
HelloToe
Can't believe nobody's posted it yet: http://imgur.com/eKe3vU2
StinkyFeetPete
Wow, spot on
KevinBhall
i knew this would be here!
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
You win the internet until midnight. Where I am. Unless I fall asleep in less that 1hr 15m, then sooner than midnight here.
NotYourAverageCakeSlice
I really hope someone photoshops this.
IsThisHowIUsername
Favourited post for this comment alone!
LogicDude
Looks like they found him in the mascara department
girlinthebananarama
Laughed out loud
tarataqa
Don't hate him because he's beautiful...
Ns0081
it's actually more like an eye shader :)
AMeaslycommentNotWorthTheDownvote
Maybe he's born with it
Spoonland
' I believe I can flyyyy...'
RussleYGemmis
Read it in pink guy
Baileyjayismyrolemodelinbecomingatrapwowusernamescanbesolong
i believe u can fall and die
MrPredator
When the raccoon finds the SoB who kicked him out of the store.
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Spoonland
I catually lold
lovestospoon
TheDudeanator
I believe I can touch the sky
Snooj
I think these tranquilizers got me hiiiiigh.
Snooj
(Because, see, he has a dart in his butt)
Spoonland
I think about it every night and day
SalisburyShuffle
Spread my wings and fly away...
Spoonland
I believe I can soar
potterdanger
See me running through that open doooooor