Life hack

Apr 16, 2018 4:12 PM

KingZullu

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Try it, you'll block the whole system and cost yourself thousands. It doesn't break down in water like TP and isn't soft

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Extracting all the cash to use as toilet paper is also very good for their economy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But are they septic safe?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poop at work, fool!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to multiply the average girls.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 dollars a month? In UK you could get a roll of expensive quilted paper every couple of days for that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not going to find much TP in Venezuela currently

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Use the money

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Those Bolivars quilted 2 ply?

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

No, and they're not clean either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering the irrisponsible government spending which got them into this mess, its likely

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Paper money does not make a good TP. Not only that it will give you infection.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's like running the hands of thousands on people you've never met across your butthole.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But some dude's tongue is still okay right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not only OK it's encouraged!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how much will you be paying to replace your plumbing after it clogs with Venezuelan Bolivars?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, you just take them back to the exchange and convert them back to American dollars after you are finished.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You name me one plumbing job you can pay for with only $10.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wont have a plumbing issue if you bring them back:p

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You collect them in a trash can next to the bowl and exchange them back for dollars when they are soiled. Plumbing and cash never meet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no, you got it all wrong. You collect the shit stained bolivars and ship em right back to the exchange no problem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'd rather spend money on TP.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck spends that much on toilet paper? I can get one of the huge packs that lasts like 3 months (of decent quality stuff) for $10.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Maybe I take monster shits, guy, leave me alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People with Ulcerative Colitis

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ulcerative colitis haver here. I shop at Costco.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Families?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Women

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

I am female.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

To be fair, it's somewhat obligatory. We can't exactly "shake off" after a piss and call it good, for instance.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Girl I clogged my toilet this morning I was bleeding so hard, trust me, I know. Lmao

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. Just making sure it's not a claim of wastefulness but an acknowledgement that being female requires more TP.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0