ChunMengGoh
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Hey can I get my skitties back?
Feb 14, 2017 7:11 AM
ChunMengGoh
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trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
The answer is no friend
jokerman5656
This is how the feline trains you. Be mean and probably get treat.
BramStocker
you did something to him. he doesn't forgive you
Gizzie
Gloves on, resist the force of nature
FreeStevenAveryAndGiveMeFloofs
It says SHARE SIZE on the front of the package for a reason you selfish bitch cat.
cbarnicle
Affray
That cat needs an attitude adjustment.
Laylah77
Kill the rainbow
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
Step 1: pull sleeve over hand Step 2: be invulnerable to cats
ihavepoorcirculation
There's a laser pointer on the ground in front of the skittles
Silverforte
You pissed the cat off beforehand, it has nothing to do with the candy.
emoneyluvsJesus
Protect the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.
eequalsmcsquared
No human, obviously Skitties are for kitties.
Mumalot
Skittles, Taste the Painbow
PostmasterG
You cannot haz....
IKRuga
Your blood sugar is high hooman, enough Skittles
ConcernedBystander
That would appear to be a fairly resounding no.
giraffemurse710
Cat reminds me of a kid yelling, "STOOOOOOOOOOOP!"
IgnisInvictus
I concur, that cat ain't playing.
FlamingGalah
drop a cucumber next to it
Moonspan
BladesTonight
Fat cat is fat!
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
I would punch that cat in the fucking face, MY Skittles you furry little shitbag
ToxicCupcake79
zma123456
Cats who act like this are poorly trained.
PhilipCoulson
I have never "trained" a cat, they've just all been good kitties. I showed them their litterbox and food and that was pretty much it
TinyPincer
cohnjonnor
omg i laughed so hard...
YarndNiptoll
Smack that asshole
LadyWidebottom
He did, but the prick still won't leave him alone.
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
You need to show that cat who the Alpha is... not that he'll give a fuck.
blarglebrle
Cat nip.
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Fredfinks
man nip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3cj9Kcbvyc
QueenCousland
Camera angles don't show the back of its neck. Could be nip, could be sedation via alligator clip.
CmRock136
I laughed more at this than the post. +1
GreedyJungle
The amount of people defending a non disciplined cat on this post is too damn high!
PandraPierva
Well is still spray the fucker. But that looks like an owner who torments the cat.
GettinSprucy
I dont think your getting those back without a trip to the hospital after
GoneForeverAaronHernandez
Or to the vet. Ain't no bitch ass cat stopping me from my skittles
metalfoto
The Look Of Death!
lanenwm
This is what nature made brooms for.
PhantomX6
Swat it's nose grab it by the scruff of its neck and cuddle till it stopes fighting then when done set it free to let it brood. Often works
OSCgal
With my parents' cat, you just throw a towel over her. She doesn't know how to cope with that & gives up.
Bubblefarmer
Yeah or a swift kick.
lanenwm
I use an air-zooka. Otherwise he thinks we are playing and starts ambushing me for the rest of the day.
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Cal1te
I may or may not have kicked my cat across the room whilst half asleep. In my defence he bit my toe :D
Bubblefarmer
My roommates cat likes to lay in the hallway where all the doors converge and one morning I lightly punted him in the dark
Bubblefarmer
I felt awful but he was fine, he still lays there to this day
BIC777
I think that was HIS defense.
Bubblefarmer
I don't actually advocate kicking cats, I was just being an ass.
OneUpperSteve
TalladegaNights2006
*metal song* "what the fuck is going OOOOOONNNNNN"
jagecage
I love this gif. So much energy and certainty.
strumfooligan
The E Honda of cats.
justino37
There is a version of this that has some insanely heavy music playing in the background. I have no sauce, but I remember it being hilarious.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Got you fam: https://youtu.be/zvEWFjWfqiU
BARRIIICADEtv
just makes me wanna knock shit off a counter!
Laaub
Thank you for that, absolutely glorious
TheTipTopTopHat
*Saving for later*
Simnut94
Thank you, that's awesome.
justino37
Real mvp! Thanks
PrincessNakedMoleRat
PrincessNakedMoleRat
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I love cats but this one deserves a healthy spray of water to cool off.
hotdudecurator
Hell yes. I was expecting a playful swat. That cat would be grounded if it did that to me.
Kligan
Something tells me that it just might be that someone deliberately provoked the cat to make a video... It looks extremely pissed off.
hotdudecurator
Hell yes. I was expecting a playful swat. That cat would be grounded if it did that to me.
Danmanbadman
How does one ground a cat? Mine seems to do whatever it wants even when I'm yelling at it...
hotdudecurator
Oh my cat knows when she's grounded. It means she can't leave the house. Granted, she's an indoor cat, but...it's the principle of the thing
thecreepingchaosinmymind
I find that when cats act like this, it's usually that they're regularly provoked. Key word: Usually.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Agreed, my old 4 y/o rescue kicked my baby cousin in the face after being provoked. But this cat is defensive over a bag of sweets.
thecreepingchaosinmymind
It looks that way, but it may just be defending its space and the treats happen to be there.
Schmedes
Didn't work on my beagle. Use treats and ask if you can take things and usually give them back. They'll get less protective that way.
LearnSomething
Sorry, if my dog ever reacted this way I'd slap her right in the face.
irishnovember
Or just teach your pets that they don't have possesions and you're in charge?
whiskeybravocharlie
That's what you do with dogs but cats don't respond to "authority". It does helps to try to eliminate sources of stress in their lives.
irishnovember
Then that cat can talk to my lawyer. It's obey and get the fluff sued out of you fuzzball.
Schmedes
Dogs can still get defensive if they are used to people and other dogs taking things from them, especially small ones. This eases that.
irishnovember
and I abhor violent training but possesiveness is not allowed. The items in this house are mine. You're allowed to play with them. That's it
irishnovember
Just raise your pet right. It's not his toys. It's your toys. He's just allowed to play with him. I'm all for positive training methods 1/2
Schmedes
Yes, "just raise your pet right". Not everybody gets their dog at birth and it develops traits before you own it sometimes. I fixed mine.