CodyBurkett
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Lets get this bread.
Parry this you data center
Honestly, great flavor combo.
Fuck the privileged
Hell yeah
I do still need Yellow-billed Cuckoo for my year list.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't like it, but at the same time I do.
Ah, God Bless America.
Big Pratchett Energy
This has big @phuckedinphilly energy
Damn right it is
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin: "hello mister angrypants beep beep what doing?"
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
Iplaybadguys
#5 had it at the Meow Wolf near me, tastes like soap, blech lol, love the packaging though:-)
Voxius
#3 We doin' a Butlerian Jihad? Count me in.
UltraLincoln
#5 Available at Omega Mart! Like, fr, they sell it at the "real" place in Vegas
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Hah, I knew it! I suspected it was something Meow Wolf! Haven't been to Omega Mart yet but it's on my list!
broadwaynut9
#14 Does AZ even have monsoon season anymore @op? I visited my folks in Abq NM for the 4th (first summer visit in years). The Rio Grande was dry. DRY! Never in my 22 years living there have I ever seen it dry in Abq. And my folks said they haven’t really gotten a good rain in ages. The monsoons should be starting nowish. There aren’t the thunderstorms I remember from my childhood anymore either. Just wondering if it’s similar out there.
CodyBurkett
It has been, sadly.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
#34 if you like this meme, watch the Knives Out movie Wake Up Dead Man.
hardpenguin
This was an amazing movie
trigonman3
#45 @graehall You're famous again
FussyZeus
#12 Will never not astound me that the only difference between "terrorist" and "militant activist" is the opinion of the speaker on what they did.
RatoMolhado
#34 I went to a Catholic school. Even the bible I have since primary school says this. It was not that all was good, but all this anti-science, puritan stuff was mostly unheard before the rest of the world became infected by US WASP ideology via the interwebs. And now we all suffer.
rbudrick
#37 imma need a nerdsplain, plz.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
The Ginkgo tree is a "living fossil". It is the last living species in the order Ginkgoales, which first appeared over 290 million years ago. Meanwhile, almost all of the plant species alive today originated during and after the Cretaceous Period, so around 140 million years ago. I only know this because of John Green. (A little suprising it wasn't Hank.)
TheEleventhHand
#33 Can I just comment on the brilliance of the username at the bottom of this image. https://onelook.com/?w=frass Thanks for another dump Wizard Burkett, keep on truckin' you funky meme dispenser, you.
EverNotRelevant
#21 "you're a xylophone to love"?? What does that even mean
charlotteivorfisher
those swirls are a serious commitment to carbs
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
#13 awww maaaaaan... I'll never see that cup without thinking of Oliver Tree and then getting sad now.
ParaspriteHugger
#45
tocfanke4
https://imgur.com/YUOP1q4.png
ParaspriteHugger
Wasindear
#42 Welwitschia is on thin ice though
Crozekiel
#10 I'd fucking love to see movies "translated" into Australian.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#1
Harm
Kinda sad I didn't get the recipe for this beautiful bread.
mcampSpaceWave
Same, I want to get that bread...
lovejoyrat1
#8 how dare you call me out like that
DonoraSmogger
#16 Hahaha, we have Pittsburgh and Allegheny County drifting in the sea of Pennsyltucky. The sad part is, my Washington County was a true blue, union proud, blue collar place until 2016 or so. Now it's Deep Maga.
grayone64
#1 That looks delicious, what is it ?
drbwaa
#25 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NGNpNWxxcDdkcTNha2trcXVxa3g2bjlyaWs5dnhsZ3hod3N1a2c3aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SVE6dWixAEB7PA9Kky/200w.webp
EverNotRelevant
#24 Hero.
PieSpie
#18 i have no idea what this is, can someone please explaon?
SalmySwims
#13 JELLY SANDALS! I loved those as a kid. I lost one when I went swimming in a lake in either 93-94 and I'm willing to bet it's still there...leeching plastic
trigonman3
#44 This auto supply shop carries a wide range of products.
UltraLincoln
#16 anywhere with ex mafia guys has multiple amazing pizza places
trigonman3
#13 There's some Bondi Blue in there too.
trigonman3
#5 Product of Meow Wolf, available at Omega Mart.
ParaspriteHugger
#15 as some who has read neither the tweets nor the ancient text:
lbargomancer
Just a guess: folks are white-knighting Homer's "Odyssey" after only seeing Twitter discourse about the trailer for Nolan's adaptation.
ChelChehalem
Odysseus is not a hero. He is a trickster, more in common with Loki, Coyote, or other figures that use cunning, guile, deception, and outright lies to achieve their goals compared to force of arms, feats of strength, or honorable deeds. They are often self serving with any benefits for others being secondary effects of their actions. Makes for an entertaining protagonist, but conflicts with the typical definition of 'hero'.
ParaspriteHugger
So you're saying the guy who called himself "nobody" and blinded a cyclops was not an honorable man? Well I never!
InternationalManOfHistory
I mean, he’s definitely a “hero”. He’s like one of western civilisation’s first two archetypal heroes. The word is based on him. The fact that he doesn’t match with 1940’s Superman isn’t his fault.
WilliamKeith
University of Austin - *NOT* U. Texas at Austin - is a conservative grift school. Conservatives think Crhistopher Nolan's Odyssey movie is
WilliamKeith
woke because it portrays figures of Greek myth as complicated and even non-white sometimes. They like their heroes stupid-simple. & White.
WilliamKeith
Example: Odysseus is famously, e.g., a draft dodger. He pretended to be insane when they came to make him honor his promise to help Agamemnon. They had to trick him into dropping the act.