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https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/national-day-of-patriotic-devotion-2026/
The dumbest motherfucker on the planet and the president of the United States shouldn't be the same goddamn person
PauliePlaysPoorly
You mean Thank You Daddy Trump Day?
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Tl;dr= I'm a baby DICKtator that rapes and kills kids. I literally have zero idea what's going on, and everything I say is a lie.
woozle
1984 was an instruction manual for them.
nimeton0
We know what we watched.
bobgunrunnersmith
There is no way in trump wrote this. Hell, he couldn't pronounce or, understand half the words.
NoCapForRealForReal
Of course not - but no president would personally write something like this. It's Steven Miller and a team of writers.
Nukls
that was a Tuesday
NoCapForRealForReal
1 year anniversary of inauguration day. These fools would celebrate opening a jar of pickles
Eyeetsass
In recognition of this hollowed occasion I will smoke a legal joint, burn a flag, and listen to some Henry Rollins ThinkTank.
flatlandr480
Much too long and succinct for the brain dead diaper wearing fool of a nazi potus in office to have composed. Probably written by the head nazi shadow president. What we need is a Fourteen Fists of McCluskey/ Inglorious Bastards moment.
alcamar
It's like a bad lightbulb joke, "how many people does it take to fellatiate the president?"
GratuaCuun
I got some patriotic devotion for you, fuckhead
glovelyday
Terrible president and worse Christian.
lightfoot2
Wow! The AI detector says this has only a 1.5% chance of being fake. Interesting.
RubberMonkeys
Pure fucking delusion. His handlers must be giving him the most curated information. They have to be treating him like his family did his dad when he had dementia, and how reagan was treated.
fractalsphere
National Fascist bootlicker day
GigglingWordBearer
The especially funny part was when Dumbass Donnie promised not to silence the people or suppress their rights. Like a promise from that piece of shit was worth anything.
eromitlab
I declare it National Day of Fuck You, Turmp
charondaboatman
Fuck you, you treasonous, lying piece of shit. Just fucking fuck off.