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Have one of my favorite things ever!
Oct 23, 2016 12:59 AM
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Have one of my favorite things ever!
ontheborder22
But I didn't cuz that's the worst part!!! ????
CourageTheCowardlyDoge
You don't know my life, Jackie Chan.
Sluggingforward
Cool Jackie Chan costume @OP
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I did fuck all, but im happy
JimmySmits
pollomagnifico
I most certainly did NOT try my best today. I sat around and drank and ate oreos.
bigbowliofravioli
No I didnt.
AluminiumFalcon
I must have beat off like 8 times today. I'm currently sitting in a McDonald's parking lot stealing their wifi so my roommates don't know 1
AluminiumFalcon
That I quit my job yesterday. And this is after downing two sausage McMuffins and am currently eating an ice cream cone.
AluminiumFalcon
Sorry Jack, I let you down.
Bigeirnie
You're doing your best to hide from your friends that you left your job
JimmySmits
Sounds to me like you tried your very best to jerk off and eat junk food while stealing wifi today. And that's OK. Give yourself a hand.
tumblrcansuckmybum
He already gave himself a hand.