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SirRichfield
Wait until you hear his ramblings about coffee, boy, black, tasty, really black, extremely tasty coffee, boy. You don't even know how tasty.
bathtubdronestrike
I have her picture signed and framed when I was a kid in the 90s. Small venue almost no people and she was so nice.
MarkSoupial
While exasperated over having to rescue Lwaxana after she was captured by the Ferengi.
Comet260
One of which was played by Ethan Phillips, AKA Neelix from VOY.
aflarge
Picard did not want to fuck Lwoxana, he just didn't want her to be enslaved by ferengi, either.
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
I mean he’s VERY exasperated. Lwaxana is basically forcing his hand here, and he is 110% done with her shit.
Comet260
Lwaxana basically stalks him.
JoeMangoJello
Well he was pretty exasperated with that milf, and the sonnets were only a ruse designed to confuse the captor of said milf.
PhailRaptor
You have to remember, though, it's a milf he's really not interested in who has a raging lady-boner for him
chinesemario
He was annoyed though, he disliked the milf, she vexed him
YouTubeRed
Edited to fit imgur (sound)
jonwithoutanh
Weird that Patrick Stewart would get the first line of the sonnet wrong...
iamlamp2
Who's this milf in question,
Alistairetheblu
Did a ferengi write this? They were the only ones fooled by that.
QueefMalone
ShinksAvoHazaar
What makes you think those two thing aren’t intertwined.
litelbrown
A lot of meme usage do not fit the context of the source.
EroticZombiePants
Of course they'd find way to work in sonnets into the show for a Shakespearian actor.
theheebs25
the show references Shakespeare quite often, as well as other literary figures.
chiechien
My love is a fever!
zim57398
And once he secures said MILF: "Get us out of here. ...Warp 9."
Mithi
MILW - Mom I like to warp
mithiwithi
Lwaxana is hot enough, but she's more of a MWLF. Mother Who LIkes to Fuck.
Mithi
ImgurisluvImgurislife
That grin is one of my favorite moments of the series
TheIronSavior
No. He's exasperated, too.
db629
sadurdaynight
(picard whispers) what should I say? (worf) lyrics, dude.. lyrics!
JayDeeDubs
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Jagshusband
Gross and prone to give thee cancer?
SebastianCrab
"Tell me more!"
JayDeeDubs
When I have plucked the rose, I cannot give it vital growth again, It needs must wither.
UnpinionedPoplars
Nine, eight...
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
You'll have to call again!
YouAreTheInsultMaster
I'm not dressed properly
MyWifeMadeMeJoin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
ToSisPoS
He’s pretending to deliver sonnets to save her from a vulgar space capitalist.
ToSisPoS
Set a course for Betazed. Warp 9.
LoopStricken
He's not pretending.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
This is very annoyed Picard dealing with the Ferengi.
Muffyns
Wait thats a red shirt, did he die
NotNotDeadpool
Everyone dealing with the ferengi for a while. It was a theme. "Oh great. The guys. "
TheVampireDante
"These arseholes again..."
SecondSince
Honestly it must take tremendous restraint to not just shoot every Ferengi ship on sight.
GodsFoot
Sisko: you have NO idea
Glalev
Odo just hangs out nearby and, when he sees Sisko getting close to Quark's, confiscates his phaser.
conglacious
Zreen
Thranx
this is a samsung TV circa 2009
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
This facial expression perfectly demonstrates 99.9% of sentient life encountering a farengi
StrangerRangerDanger
capitalism loving goblins messing up fully automated space socialism
jiynxed
A ferengi starfleet cadet crashed the Kobayashi Maru simulator when he started haggling with the Klingons for the ship.
NicodemusArch
Tassyr
Admittedly a MILF he wants NOTHING TO DO WITH. Considering he's got a serious thing for the ship's doctor MILF, I can't blame him.
Lampmonster
Eh, there was something there. As O'Brien once said "The Captain likes a challenge."
MrWobblyHead
In one series of TNG novels (non canon of course) Picard marries Beverley and have a son. Their son marries the daughter of Riker and Troi.
Comet260
That's Star Trek: Destiny for those wondering.
EmporerDragon
Not quite. Rene and Natasha got married in the Star Trek Online timeline, while book Rene died from a Devidian attack at the age of 6.
telemonianajax
I have been in STO for almost 10 years and didn't know that.
EmporerDragon
It was part of the original "Path to 2049" and the novel tie-in, "The Needs of the Many".
telemonianajax
I think I read the novel on my Kindle at 3am while feeding a baby. It, uh, didn't stick...
iananimated
Is the ship's doctor a mother?
Jeanemon
When he's done with her she would be.
slinkiisu
She's also the mother of the Terrain Emperor now
CatShadowleaf
Her kid is Wesley Crusher.
iananimated
Thanks.
LootenetDan
She's also a ghost fucker
stankginchfurbuger
You know, you can cook eggs every day of your life and they don't call you the egg cooker. But you fuck one ghost...
jmacg
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
wesleys mom.
iananimated
Thanks.
SpaceSpeed
She's got it going on
veroniDiver
His entanglement with Vash on Risa... was that before or after this episode? I can't remember.
JugOfVoodoo
Before, but both were in the same season. Vash on Risa was "Captain's Holiday" (s3e19) while this is Menage a Troi (s3e24).
atomicsockmonkey
His one true waifu was that one that played piano tho. He actually had a bounce in his step. Damn shame they had to break up.
Septcanmat
Would his wife from Inner Light not count? I think that may canonically be his longest-lasting romantic relationship.
JugOfVoodoo
That's Nella Daren from "Lessons", season 6 episode 19. And you're totally right.
Comet260
I wonder if they could have worked.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
ChernoGamma
Does she even know who he is?
ECayce
He's great on Picard, I'm worried they will kill him.
huey9k
Admiral Riker - hell yeah!....Oh, fuck...
ColmCorbec
William Sexual Tyrannosaurus Riker
LucidPariah
v3rtabreaker
It's Thomas, but...
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
No, he's in the maquis or some shit