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FP: Woohoo! Send me books, your artwork, or if you just wanna chat, message me :) I'm bored.
handyrzfg
It's fudge.. It's supposed to have a lot of sugar.
HughesClues
But... This isn't Pinterest or Buzzfeed?
alldaydreamlong
Meanwhile, two posts away... "How to lose weight and set health goals."
Thelimomon
It's January first, how many people do you think you made aggressively click on [ Next Post > ] with this?
theconeofdunshire
Nutella iced coffee sounds truly awful
DooksandPooks
My cookie in a cup didn't turn out so good http://lifeandscience.org/keepers/files/2010/09/megatron_fecal_cup.jpg NSFL
Kaysmira
AwkwardGirl4691
I want it all
SnacksAndNaps
"Add chicken it's lunch, add eggs it's breakfast" oh god haha
TrustworthyCrankAddict
"Add chicken AND eggs it's Type2 Dieuhbettus"
ImageScienceGirl
Everything I have ever tried making in a mug/microwave turns out horrid, and strange texture, and strange taste. No thanks.
ManOfIce
God, I hate lazy baking.
sheapet
It's not *lazy, its just scaled down
UltraVioletFlamingo
Do you know how to save images or do you only know screenshots?
GAGZU
Hey at least he provided us such a good list man :) No need to point that out, at least I dont care if they're screenshots
Bewppewp
I've been on this earth for 27 years and still have yet to try nutella. Am I missing out on one of life's greatest treasures?
CatrionaShadowleaf
From what I can tell you either become a convert or hate its very existence, no middle ground.
heffalumpisbetterthannone
Filed under "The More You Know, The More You Weigh"
ConLawHero
That "one" cookie is 400 calories.
HairyElephantNipples
Fuck i just ate one
ConLawHero
I'll bet it was good, terribly unhealthy, but damn good.
killapixx
Diabetes for you diabetes for you diabetes diabetes, diabetes for YOU ( and obese tooo)
Mateoooooo
#2 needs to charge their phone
HardhatBambi
Plan to try some of these but only with weed butter..
elmosdarkside
Everyone's downing the single cookie... I think if I prepared multiple ones ahead of time. I'd have several fresh hot cookies on demand...
Kaysmira
Either shouting about not enough cookie, or about too much sugar/fat in everything. Being able to make one cookie is great portion control.
Casswigirl11
I agree. Expect I make a half batch of regular cookie dough and freeze in a log shape. When I want a cookie I slice and bake what I want.
Casswigirl11
Thay way I don't find myself eating half the batch at once.
goddammitnappa
I've made that peanut butter fudge before. Its amazery. Sub in crunchy peanut butter...life altering.
HolyShitZoom
I see the secret ingredient to everything here is sugar. Metric tonnes of mofo sugar.
hess007
Aaaand new year's resolution broken, thanks asshole
KarmaRaven23
Lasted longer than I did.
kelestofkels
So take some of these and make them better! Use yoghurt in the cake in a cup recipes! cut out/down sugar. use dark chocolate.
IAmTheSlothKing
Why would I ever only want one cookie?!?!?!
trenityv
Especially if you're willing to do that much work for it. Just make a batch.
graou13
Because you don't have an oven and this recipe only need a microwave
TheNeary
Meow I'll try it cuz it's 2016. Otherwise I agree.
squinklefritz
Savage.
SoOddICantEven
Too lazy to do multiple dishes.
JupiterJedi
Bc fuck everyone else, that's why.
batmanfreak64
No eating here tonight, no , no , no eating here tonight, you're on a diet
Insidious611
Leftover ingredients, not enough to make a batch? It's happened to mean many times. I've made quite a few mugcakes,
Insidious611
which are basically a yellow cake in a mug that you can make when you don't have enough ingredients for an Actual Cake.
Insidious611
*happened to me
SeriousSeamstress
Because they get eaten too fast by everyone else and I never get enough even though I made them all. :/
Quinneth
I know your pain
WisdomPlaytime
You need more cookies or less people.
yja13
Didn't say how big it is.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
SandshoesAndaScrewdriver
Freaking Nazis man!
iamprobablyhigh
Where did he keep the lighter
Cuntmuncher3000
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
SandshoesAndaScrewdriver
In his cookie monster asshole
HalfwaytoBatman
It was in his hand the whole time! :D
becausebugeye
I would just make 3... Dozen
arodriace
I like how you think
dirtydust
I tried that recipe and all I got was a cup of crumbled shit
Upchug
Me too, fucking gross, and I had to chisel that abortion out of the bowl.
xaviex
Just made it with white chocolate chips and it was fantastic, it tasted like happiness
fitgirl1
It's best to mix sugar and fat with the egg first and then add the rest of the ingredients. Golden rule of baking
dirtydust
I might try to remember that if there is a next time
PButterandJ
Because i'm on a diet :/
sushaichuck
1 cookie with 2 tbsp of sugar. Thats not diet!
RedgrenGrumbolt
If you make a batch, you aren't required to eat all of them at once.
Idonthavealottosay
But once it hits your lips...its so good
RiotShielder
I see you have much self control
Kooks
Yes you are
fromthelandofnope
That frappe has a shit ton of sugar
ImageScienceGirl
Have you ever had a frappe? It is like drinking icy sugar.
PeanutButterPappy
I just made it. Worth it.
ZOMGNO
Dude. This entire post is sugary as heck. Even the 'biscuits' one is a clogged artery and some diabetes.
Imghurrr
This post is like an advanced course in how to jump start your diabetes
Imghurrr
It's sugar on top of sugar on top of sugar syrup on top of more sugar
reallyaplatypus
And SO many calories. There's 300 calories and 33g or sugar in Nutella alone.
Casswigirl11
Nutella is deceptive because I wouldn't otherwise slather a candy bar on my morning toast...
Casteelgrey
So do the Starbucks ones it is imitating. A truly nauseating amount.
BongoOfTheCongo
For amounts larger than one cookie: throw out that shit find a real recipe and bake yourself some real cookies. Like at least 30
StopPhotoshoppingLadiesThighs
Exactly! Freeze half the dough (minus choc chips) and defrost for later use. I've tried the make-in-microwave recipes and they are blah.
lyna167
My brother and I used to make enough cookies to take a new container full to school everyday for at least a week
DidItForScience
I bet the other kids loved that!
lyna167
For the first few days :)
DidItForScience
Hahaha that would be awesome, making people sick of cookies.
MettalViking
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
and share, dammit!
ImageScienceGirl
And then only eat the dough. With a spoon.
Untchable
One does not simply want ONE cookie.
LetumComplexo
I am on a diet. One cookie is all I can really have without breaking it.
ZOMGNO
That one is really big, and if you dollop ice cream on top, its a great sized dessert! But then, I'm skinny and healthy, desires may vary.
pookieeatworld
Unless it's HUGE.
slagath0r
exactly
pookieeatworld
Unless it's HUGE.
ratgirl97
I've made brownie in a mug a hundred times. Tis glorious
awkwardmax
Yes! It works so well
ImageScienceGirl
I feel like the microwaving it part makes it taste weird. They always taste so freaking not good to me... Maybe twas the recipes
serakaida
Rich as hell though tweaked mine down a bit
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
Gotta find the perfect recipe though. I went through a good ten before finding the one for me.
hetjr
Me too. It comes out more cake-ish for me bit still really good.
hetjr
kelestofkels
hnnnnng
telepickup
Can we have someone try these and make an album of them all failing horribly?
wulf97
I just made the single serve cookie and it was more cake - like but pretty good none the less.
perfectbosom
Not all of them fail though. I make the brownie recipe (with far less sugar) and the cookie recipe (though slightly tweaked) a lot. Lovely.
IntrovertedReader
I've done the brownie, nutella cookie, and frappe and they all failed horribly.
WhatCanIDoYouFor
Well? What are the tweaks?
Richardglute
2 cups of sugar in the pb brownies... Damn
PancakesForTurtles
It's fudge.. It's supposed to have a lot of sugar.
Richardglute
Never made any, didn't know you needed that much sugar wow
Casswigirl11
Real fudge is a confection made out of sugar. You basically heat sugar to a certain high temp and have to cool without crystals forming. 1/
Casswigirl11
If you heat the sugar longer, you'll eventually be able to make hard candy. Though this recipe is not real fudge. 2/2
Richardglute
Learned something new today.. Ha thanks
akki14
Actually fudge is very controlled fine crystallisation solid. The beating step makes sure the crystals don't get too big.
Casswigirl11
You don't beat fudge while it's cooling or it will form crystals.
TheDogEnd
Can I get recipes that DON'T include heart-attack inducing amounts of butter, sugar or salt? Like, damn guys, give me a celery stick recipe
KarmaRaven23
Grab celery, eat it. Optional, add peanut butter or whipped cream cheese if desired.
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Ants on a log?
lovelake
Are the ants dead or alive...
Casswigirl11
They've turned into raisins.
lovelake
I'll take the ants instead, thanks
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
It's not terrible to do these kind of things occasionally. It's only a problem if you are having these kind of recipes every day.
fitgirl1
My favorite snack is celery sticks filled with a bit of almond butter!
Casswigirl11
Buy a head of cauliflower. Cut up. Eat raw. Delicious.
TrustworthyCrankAddict
Trap the head of a wrastler. Cut up cauliflower ears. Eat raw. Prisonlicious
pookieeatworld
Ikr?! I'm sitting here shitting my brains out as it is, and this post is making it worse...
ImageScienceGirl
Take a piece of celery, cover it with cheese sauce and bacon, then bread and deep fry. There.
121AAD
Really amazing when you think, basically all baking is, is Flour, Butter, Salt, Eggs, Sugar in varying amounts with other stuff & a leavener
drmcfacekick
Dump a bunch of celery on the floor and eat the celery off of the floor like a animal you piece of shit.
ImageScienceGirl
My bf hates celery. He would love this comment
GilgameshHimself
Tried it. 9/10 would do it again, but with bacon.
deodorantinmybutt
I actually laughed out loud+1
Challengedimgurian
I aggree I just got back from running :(
Casswigirl11
The more you run the more you can eat!
Challengedimgurian
I can eat regardless
makesbadchoices
I just want some tasty recipes that don't consist of mixing beans with everything or gets me fatter.
Casswigirl11
There's two types of recipes on Imgur. Cheap and easy, or fattening desserts.
makesbadchoices
Yes unfortunately. But you could be a hero because I'm too lazy and break the wheel.