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Is this a 2020 kind of headline or what?
Jul 29, 2020 9:11 PM
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FartLikeAPopTart
Sauce?
TheLegionofDoom
That'll teach science to try to stand in the way again
ogbiggnutz
Meanwhile in Fox News theres literary not one video uploaded about the retweet
NZSheeps
So Trump is promoting an expert that says the government is run by lizard people. Therefore he admits being a lizard person?
SilenceIsTheMotherOfTruth
Checks out.
VitaminP6
Or he's trying to hint that everyone else in the WH is a lizard person without them catching on. Not saying it's a good attempt, mind you...
NZSheeps
It would be easier if they were bears
mrsaucey123441
My suspicion all along!
StarscreamAndHutch
The Onion is going to have to close soon.
discorage
Nah. The Hard Times, their sister publication, is absolutely killing it. Same style, but mostly focused on music and subcultures.
Samja192
I know right?! You can't make this shit up, it is so batshit crazy
PimpinKen
No, they will transition into a respected news authority
Samja192
Lol I'm just waiting to see Trump retweet an onion article
mReid69
Yah, was gonna say, why would they close, with all of this new material that fucking wrote itself!??!
NoImDirtyDan
Obama had 3 press sec’s over 8 years. Trump has had 4 over 4 years
Listeningtokpop
Who the hell was Stephanie?? I remember spicey, ms piggy, and this new girl, but I legit do not remember seeing Stephanie out there.
NoImDirtyDan
I stopped keeping track a while ago
BosunMark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fXVx1lwAg4
DingoStyle
This made me reconsider watching that show
vectorsigma211187
That would explain why my ass hurts every time I watch Harry Potter
cptcr
It's DemonSemen not Demon Sperm.... don't be childish.
Metallica93
To think that every idiot in this administration is still going to hold a job with some level of power after this is what scares me most.
DerkatBaron
Maybe they can manage a prison sweatshop
TerpyTom
Brave of you to think there’ll be anything left after this. Bless.
TeamSpicyTacos
Scares you the most so far!
Cats2cats
Drain the swamp.
puffyjacket69
Metallica93
WHY IS THERE A TWEET FOR EVERYTHING THEY DO!?
LewdSomnambulist
Once their access to the president is gone they become unemployable
AgainstMethod
Part of what keeps them loyal is that they've rendered themselves unemployable outside this Trumpist circle.
grantavius
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Pentjotal
Partly run by lezard, so were still good, unless the other part is aliens
syntheticgod8
"That's the dumbest thing he's said!" "The dumbest thing he's said SO FAR."
BalloonPie
Demon sperm? What the fuck did i miss now?
DrSchlepenstein
McEnany looks as though she's taken quite a few demon loads to the face before.
Zombingaround
"Trump's demon sperm doctor"
diesel01
She has been the most effective PS he’s had. Spicer and Sanders happily lied but they weren’t nearly as good at it.
SzKnoWnzEvr72
Wasn't she voted off the island in the early 00s
TheGhostofElizabethShue
azimir
She works for Tr_mp? Yeah, that's a lie.
bjvanh
Bullshit
talaknor31415
She then proceded to lie twice in that same briefing.
ReadySetBake
That was the first lie.
puffyjacket69
Crazywelderguy
Trump was mad because he thought his favorite afternoon show was going to be cancelled
lenomdeplume
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Boy I wish I could vote
michaelfire
https://imgur.com/fhnlb3F
azazyel
BaelKor
She's a doctor and believes this shit, and doesn't know the plural form of those words? Fucking hell.
Donku83
To be fair, if I managed to have sex with a demon, that'd be pretty sick
lenomdeplume
TheMrrigan
Dammit Houston
Metallica93
Texas is on my list of places to move and Austin had a pretty good lead over Houston, but this just cemented it, lol.
CandleToad
I had to look that up... that's a real tweet. https://twitter.com/stella_immanuel/status/1288266097842626560
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
The comments, I just fucking can't even anymore, people are bat shit crazy!
Metallica93
Any demons want to fuck, hit me up.
Endocrom
Demon's idea of sex
JackieTreehornProductions
Astral sex is so hot right now.
SupernaturalReactions
puffyjacket69
dedpaen
Dammit, there’s no Alien DNA Demon Sex box in my Covid Bingo Card!
Fargus57
I do have lizard people running the government on mine though. So, I've got that going for me.
ReginaKasteen
Sadly I only have "alien sex" and "demon DNA"
Bizarkly
You don't have the two extra columns? ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions.gif.
puffyjacket69
DicksmackMcgee
Her point is still valid.
JamJarre
How does she sleep at night?
ReginaKasteen
Booze.
gayindianafarmboy
You assume that she has a conscience.
JoeyJoeJoeJrShabadoooo
What's really scary is if Trump started shouting "DEMON SPERM!" in his rallies, his supporters would put it on fucking hats and chant it.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
An easily solved problem, The vatican does have a full team of exorcists
Bizarkly
"LICK IT UP! LICK IT UP!" (obligatory /s -- just in case...)
WoebegoneJackal
You are my favorite person today.
oblivianwithasideofpotatoes
Until someone comes with emperical evidence that sex with demons doesn't make you sick, I think I'll go with that one. Any volunteers?
NZSheeps
Dream sex only, sorry. Normal demon sex is still fine.
hechicera84
Have a link to the interview video? I can’t find one.
PalehornTea
https://www.thedailybeast.com/kayleigh-mcenany-struggles-to-defend-trumps-demon-sperm-doctor-retweets
hechicera84
Thanks! Can you imagine how good she’s do representing a president with a brain and a conscience?