A light snack

Cheese and tomato fo-fucking-caccia

Layin' down some cheddar

Corned beef

Belgium beer ham

Turkey and motherfuckin' stuffing

Gammon ham

American mustard *da na na na na na*

Get away from meeee-heeeeeee

Haslet

Those not in the know; this is basically super cheap pork scraps all mushed up and seasoned with sage primarily and a bunch of other herbs. Super cheap. Super delicious.

Cajun chicken

For a little kick

Chorizo

WITNESS ME

I like my sandwiches like I like my girls. Full of my meat and sauce

Would you like that wrapped, sir?

Ready for a squishin'

Wrapped my meat

Gave it a proper pounding.

Ta-fucking-da

Heated her up in the over to melt the cheese. Fucking delicious.

Doggo tax

This is Biscuit. She stared at me the whole time I was eating it