VampirezKing
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Ask questions yourself
Jan 16, 2020 9:16 AM
VampirezKing
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wtfidkyn14
Can you send this to Jimmy Haslem at the Cleveland Browns?
Carnosaurus
I dont plant seeds
DevilsArsehole
Keep planting seeds
muussis
that's because i'm a terrible gardener. do you want to see my collection of dead plants?
Lochlannach
Facebook leaking again?
tychog99
My mom keeps wanting me to dig it up though, and it's really hard
Frankasti
"Keep doing what you're doing without thinking" might not be a good advice for a lot of people out there...
PissedOffMiddleAgedWhiteAustalianMan
Lifes a garden, dig it.
CookyMonster42
Because reflecting on yourself doesn't kill you like digging up the seed does
MicrowavedFrenchFries
You've planted the seeds, you're supposed to throw out the envelope.
judochop365
See also: we are all different. So stop growing apples and expecting to grow oranges like your friends. We are all capable of bearing fruit.
Dahliaisahedgehog
Idk, man. I'm trying to propagate some plants and am very eager to know when they root.
ntrwi
I love propagating plants just to watch them grow roots.
IIIdkbruh
You wouldn't tell a plant to stop photosynthesis; don't tell me to stop overthinking.
theclaviclekid
Because anxiety.
iamwang
Instructions unclear, ruined my life
heybells
You said seed. Huh huh huh huh
EricPisch
Mine are all weeds
angelfixer
Are not, you dork!
bluemagister
The term "weed" is not about the quality of the plants, merely if they're wanted there or not. Try finding a new environment for yourself.
JHawke
Not many weeds out there with no use at all.
1potsie
Can I dig it now?
jooobe
What did he just day
FairylandTrashCollector
No diggity
rdmguy
EricFromAccounts
Have you acquired the funk?
KibblesandBitchTits
Yes you can
RickySlade01
BatmanInaKilt
HOOOOLLLLLLDDDDD
Swedishdepression
SEEEEELLL
vonKaiser
pyroshen
I know you are probably joking, but the point is that won't don't need to dig up a seed to see a flower. You'll see it when it's ready
FlamingHotGayCheeto
That'll cause some problems later. Not now, but definitely later.
1potsie
How about now?
FlamingHotGayCheeto
Got to wait for later to turn to soon first.
DeviatedPrevert
now?
FlamingHotGayCheeto
Too soon, for later, to be soon.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
What kinda seed is it?
1potsie
Coronavirus
BentadickCameinbatches
Progress
Queuellioklif
Yeah but if nothing sprouted after a year I would probably quit watering the sand
Veto353
Why is this tagged as "funny" ...?
TecNeck
Pretty sure women would hate me, trying to dig my seeds back out... let alone water them...
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
TecNeck
Classic one
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Apparently I posted that as a gif instead of a still image:
godcixelsyd
vonKaiser
RevenantLord
Why is this not the top comment?! I came looking for this.
godcixelsyd
I was a little late to the party.
RevenantLord
Well let's hope no one pins the murder of a visionary gangster on you while you make you way home.
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
you wouldn't download a car
M4Firefly
Ofc not thatd be illegal. Its not even legal to download songs or movies without proper permission. PSA jus in case yall get arrested.
admeaz0123
Not with that attitude..
SgtThunderfistMD
I would if I could do it over the internet.
KnightCommanderRahl
*raughs in industrial grade 3d printer* in all seriousness we’ve already printed a boat, car, house, and firearms
RandomMemmer
Damn it, the machines are taking over
Counterfit
The fuck I wouldn't
Itwasmyname
I mean sure, but we do do this all the time:
Wellshiet
gawd damn dude, he's already dead
RabidDingo
You said do do..
defaulted
True story I actually do dig up my pots to see if a seed is sprouting. It’s not recommended but my curiosity gets the best of me!
2BrokenWings
You pervert
Bedesjet
This is a visual representation of overthinking.
LTareyouserious
I was legit terrified that was a jar with a different seed in it, due to thumbnail on mobile.
SquareGoat
You’re not alone, I wish you were, but you’re not
NinjaCongo
Are you referring to this gem?
Vandaliam
Yokuho
Well, I'm not a plant.
Skywalker2416
Nah we’re dirt. That’s why we can’t dig up the seed
WaterDragonHaku
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
that's exactly what a plant would say
ColoneISanders
Hey I photosynthesize my energy like everyone else. ...right?
Yokuho
Leaf me alone.
tomfletcher894
I’m now suspicious
churroschurroschurros
RunsWithScizrs
I hate metaphors that don't equate to human life. It's not that simple.
Me1iss0
Sure it is not that simple but this is saying change does not come fast. Give it time because it isn’t simple.
Me1iss0
My career change took me 6 years to fully complete and if I had gotten frustrated and quit I would not be in the much better place I am now.
notinterestednow
There really isn’t anything that can’t be overthought. (It’s not that simple) can be made to apply to anything. Ex: 1/2
notinterestednow
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe! 2/2
ProThespian
It's not that simple!
SolidSyco
Can you dig it? Yes you can!
chiefslithersnake
Man selling ice cream.......
IneversaidIworkedhere
And I’ve been waiting such a long time....
mentalvasectomy
I’m a blunt getting smoked and I can’t wake up.
getpossessed
Not yet
Counterfit
But can I kick it?
BlazeHolder
Wicked
femalegarthfromwaynesworld
yes you can
therealamh
Can I KICK it?