Imagine hiking in the Alps and finding a 5,000 year old dude

May 25, 2024 9:07 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi

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I wish I was related to this guy so I could bust out this picture whenever he got a little uppity about finding a 5000 year old body.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is he going to be ok?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmm, I'm having ribs tonight

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now imagine doing it while looking fabulous!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine hiking dressed like that

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Baby Voltimort

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This got auto marked as mature. I'm assuming because of the clothing.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Cause dead body

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why is this making the rounds so much thus week? I've seen this several times here and on your tube. This shit is over 30 years old.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

You calling me old?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't date the body, but judging by the fashion I'd reckon that'll be maybe mid 80s?

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

1991. It took a while for the 80's to make their way completely out.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Just realised, I take it that's Ötzi?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You couldn't date the body. That'd be necrophilia.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Some days I re read my comments before I post them, at the weekend maybe not so much.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And illegal. Surely illegal.

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