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I have been looking for this one forever. Like so many other comic sites, her archive is a mess.
Anyway, posted for the purpose of memery.
Link to the original: https://www.oglaf.com/assorted-fruits/
Most viral edit: alt text: “If you thought the grapes were angry you should try the Watermelon of Wrath”
KoomValley
iratedragonborn
I miss Trudys old comic
CrisprCAS
Maultasche
jherazob
Fun fact: Nearly every Oglaf strip has *TWO* extra texts in the image properties, not just one, the second one for this strip is "In which God fights his own battles"
flexstar
TacoFox
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
My favourite is still Wobbly John
OlofBorrbrottsson
https://files.selfawaresoup.com/oglaf-indexer/
gat0n3gr0
Brilliant!
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
CK5100
How can one start at the beginning?
CommunCreator
I think the Cumsprite series was the first.
obarey
go to oglaf.com, scroll to the bottom of the archive, start reading from there. I'm not a fan of cumsprite arc but you may enjoy them.
Nismu
carrotsonfire
Y'know what, I'd actually like God more if everyone just acknowledged that he was completely petty like that. The Greek gods are so much more fun to think about because of their very humanlike flaws.
AtsaMattaForMe
trigaranus
It took me ages to figure out that God was shouting "blasphemy" with a long "i:" sound at the end, and not a strange variant of "blaspheme" with an elongated silent "e". Sometimes I'm dumb. Or just not nativespeakery enough.
AtsaMattaForMe
ParryLost
AtsaMattaForMe
PavlasPetr
Just cut the banana in half and eat it from the middle
CommunCreator
VodkaReindeer
Oglaf is written by a she? But it's so depraved.
CommunCreator
I think so; I’ll have to check.
Ulthirm
Its a duo, technically gender and names arent mentioned (often) but you can see 2 names on their Patreon and based on those names its a common theory that its 2 specific people, a girl and a boy. https://www.patreon.com/oglaf
carrotsonfire
You sayin' girls can't be depraved and horny? Clearly you've never visited Tumblr or Fanfiction.net
Sh4dowWalker96
Hell, I know hornier girls than I do guys.
ToSisPoS
hotaru251
....why is this making me remember Black & White game....I swear I was a good god to the people...totally...
elucca
I can see the legs of your temple curling up into spikes man.
Dxoh
Interestingly, the way to be a good god in that game was to ignore your people.
PotatOSLament
I always ran into the issue of growing until I had everything I needed in my town and then ignoring it, which unfortunately meant I had adults in houses with no room for children and no more houses, so by the time the elderly died the population was past children-age, ending with ghost towns just in time to move to the next island.
lilbrother
BasicMojo
I shall build a labyrinth to house the cheese!
OliverClothesoff70
I made this a while back. Enjoy.
lilbrother
duktayp
OH SHIT, THE ECONOMY
Akule
But for a brief moment, that God brought value to the shareholders.
CommunCreator
He also created so many job openings!
CommunCreator
Oh shit! Rich peoples’ yacht money!
reichstein
We actually need rich people to have yacht money.
If they can't afford a yacht how are the orcas supposed to kill them for us?
Recursiv3
I keep having daydreams of aliens showing up and just dusting all the evil people and then to the rest: "here's infinite energy, be awesome to each other or we'll be back"
demoncatmara
I'm happy people still calling it that! And good morning (not that we know each other, I'm just in a happy mood and don't know why)
demoncatmara
Not that I'm complaining, I mean holy shit it's been years
Surchregio
Is the banana part really in there? I know the mixed fabric part is real
JustDontCare
I don't think so. But there are a lot of other nonsense dictations anyway largely from Leviticus. If you're looking for a fruit related no no "Eating Fruit from a tree within four years of planting it" is a "you're not allowed".
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
I don't think bananas were popular enough outside of the tropics at the time it was written
SlyMrFox
The Arabs didn't start spreading it until the 12th century AD. Bananas also looked vastly different originally. The modern banana and plantain are examples of human-driven evolution. So if Evangelicals like Ray Comfort try to sell you that bananas are an example of divine creation, just know they are severely wrong.
mikeatike
I always thought this was a dig at Ray Comfort.
darkhalfbreed
I think they put one Christianity thing one silly thing. It would actually be impressive if they did have bananas in the Bible, because you would have to wonder how they even found bananas.
VaultGirl69
Monkeys open bananas on the short end. Also, they strip off those stringy bits. Truly our cousins are onto something.
Feralkyn
It's just a spoof/joke take on it. It's not meant to be a 1:1
nojustsayitdont
No. They didn't know what a banana was in the Mid-East in the bronze age. But there were some pretty strange rules for sure.
CommunCreator
Bananas were native to New Guinea iirc, so at the time the Old Testament was written probably the Hindus and the Chinese had encountered them but not much beyond that. MAYBE the Persians
LogicKitty
How exactly is the oglaf archive a mess? it's literally in chronological order. Oh no, I have to scroll down!
aRootinaTootin
It might actually be the best archive I’ve seen.
mezzidriel
You need to see some better archival practices then. Tags for search would be better.
LustrousShadow
I wouldn't say it's a mess, but it's also not very well-suited to searching for one you remember.
CommunCreator
Yeah, but if you don’t know exactly when it was posted, and you want to search by keyword, you can’t. You can only keep digging.
digifuzzy
This hole is not exactly a 'rabbit hole' but keep trying.
darkhalfbreed
It's not bad but it's also kinda confusing
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Also, everything is undated. Even if you know the exact date a comic was posted, it doesn't help you. You have no idea from the page if a comic is from 2022 or 2012. It wasn't too bad when the archives were smaller, but it's been running for 16 years now. Even at like only 50 strips a year, that adds up.
OlofBorrbrottsson
Search and ye shall find: https://files.selfawaresoup.com/oglaf-indexer/
lordpsykojo
Thank you!
CommunCreator
Huh. Neat. Thank you so much. :)
PirateArrrgument
Doing God's work, son. o7
obarey
Blasphemeeeeeeee