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Feqzz
What is up with all these "dumps". Only a big dump of reposts.
Samammoth
These are actually new to me and I'm laughing at an inappropriate volume, thank you
MizzAzure
+1 for "why is a Coca-Cola teaching the class?"
Pinklestein
"The gram"... Word dog, yo fly g dog that.
CleatusTakeTheReel
Real question: is getting your ass eaten out/eating ass even that enjoyable?
gnatsknackers
Breast jumper ever!!!
CaffeinatedDisaster
It was small but perfectly formed. Bravo!
qelo28
Indeed!
stillborntoiletbaby
That chick is sitting like that just to show off her awesome idea of writing that on her boot. That position looks very uncomfortable
samjam10412
I grew up with boot girl. Her name is actually Andy. Lol
DogtorRay
That is actually my preferred way of sitting on a chair
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
Perhaps it's just me, but I don't think I've ever had to wait for a group of friends to settle down after a joke. Am I doing it wrong?
Snarkoleptic
Yes
TheJerkWithaMouth
Maybe humor just isn't your strength
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
Perhaps not. I'll just stick to giving flu shots and writing prescriptions. That's what I do best.
smogswallowssuns
Sometimes I wonder if these people are aware that "black people twitter" is a thing.
Fairdinkums
I think its white people that know its funny and how to talk black. All for Internet points
HelloMax
how to talk black
blitherypoop
I knew a woman who was very into being black on Twitter and she posted stuff like this sometimes, so they're not all white.
Felman
r/blacktwitter does have some black people in it. I'm mixed so I'm not sure what side of the fence I'd be on. Neither side really wants me
Ciffer
*asian
buttermyarse
I'm ginger, and I think I can relate to that. In the sense that no one likes us :(
pinkffUnicorns
You are whatever messes up the whitey.
pinkffUnicorns
That's coming from some comedian. not me
lastcanadian
I never want to hold someone's baby.
thegump93
"No thanks, Sharon. You got yourself into this mess."
RickC137
Squishy little flesh bags.
BeansForShort
I am not sure how your comment is related, but I agree, what if it pisses on you?
HorseMcFucker
SupremeLeftHandedOverlord
I just say, "No thanks, Im a vegetarian." That usually does the trick
KiyrantiTol
theoldlickaroo
I never not want to hold someone's baby!
buttermyarse
I always want to hold babies too. Babies are great.
MyNameIsTaquito
Yay for babies!
MyNameIsTaquito
I'm not a pedophile by the way, I just love babies.
MyNameIsTaquito
Ok I don't love them, I like them, but not in a weird way.