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emu314159127001
I was actually thinking, "Haha jerkface, there's two babies," but then i looked down and noticed the third. But she NEEDED that rack to feed those babies.
lucivjov
Third baby?? Ah, to the right and down from the image focus points
Holinyx05
I remember when Maga was using this exact photo to tell everyone what a perfect white family looked like
pullingsixty
It's all fake. Look at the curated creases on everyone's t-shirt sporting the logo. Never mind her tits, who the hell has a tummy like that with two infants??
dcnblue
Three.
woozle
therandombagofmeat
acuaricornio
The third baby see’s ‘em tig biddies and is unsure about it.
EroticZombiePants
Mommy had to produce enough milk to feed an army of babies.
hoehandleharry20500
You’re not wrong
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
5KthisPLACE
xcrit
I have to be honest, I've seen this picture many times over the last few years. I just realized there's 3 babies.
Arracor
4 if she'll let me suck on them tiddies.
syoebiusprime
Welcome to being a mammal 😁
aeroldoth
I think dad is photoshopped. He seems too fat in the face and stomach to have a lean torso, and the shirt is VERY wrinkly. Think the whole thing's been edited.
JMontgomeryBurns
stoots24
jasondeslin
Is no one else going to point out that they aren't even fucking wearing matching clothes?
aeroldoth
I'm guessing "matching clothes" here means matching brand. "Look stupid shoppers, buy our brand for your whole family, it's the trend that won't go away!!! You will never stop buying all our crap!"
Deikin
Cranbananarama
Heck, even one of the babies is staring.
BraveMonk
7. Live, Laugh, Love. Purple.
Boom! Got them all.
And i saw mom
StupidCanadianWolfBird
I'll bet she breasts boobily down the stairs.
amtronic
Three happy babies and a very happy dad.
sunyudai
One of the babies looks confused, the other concerned.
amtronic
Probably because it's third in the booby order.
myballshurt
It took me longer than I'd like to admit to see the third baby
azarza
And.. isnt the baby looking at lunch??
MacCrack
The dad has hair?
Sfingks
There was a dad?
Redshadow09
Its the equivalent of dangling the keys in front of the baby. I feel insulted, but I cant deny their tactics was effective
NR97420
.... I... didn't realize there was a third baby...
ZombieBiteZ
I scrolled back to umm... double check. Then a 3rd time to look for another baby
keelindsey
Third baby is staring at the same thing as the rest of us, too.
stryhf
Kid knows where their next meal is...
QuartzPoker
It's barely in the picture, it would be hard to notice even if you cropped the mom out
Sixsystems
I didn't see the babies or the dude for 2 reasons.....
emu314159127001
Same!
lucivjov
Lmao samee
MarsIsAfire
same LMAO
Kajitheninja
https://www.instagram.com/the.becktriplets/?hl=en
sleepinggreenidea
That woman has exactly one expression.
CheeseGreaterGood
That account grosses me out. Such phony, influencer bullshit.
EveryWeir
OOF. What a mistake clicking on that but apparently I had to wash my eyes out today.
mrshihtzu
time is cruel]
evilspock
Doing god's work
GBMaker
Mommy boobs. With three babies, she's going to need to feed them all.
HollerinAtTheVoid
And that 3rd one looks hungry
pareidoliaperson
Lmao there's a third baby.
bitemark
Thought they were talking about the dad at first
pfunk81
But what is the color of mommy's public hair I mean daddy's hair?
DelCorazon
There are babies in the picture?…oh yeah…
CandiAlchemi
Three? You mean four... XD
69thStPepper
How'd you know she has three... oh...
GBMaker
I had to stare at the picture for a while. The whole picture. Not just one part.
69thStPepper
I'm doing my best, but I only have two eyes
GBMaker
I've heard you can awaken a third eye. But then, you might see too much.
69thStPepper
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bW5oZGpoaGNuaW0xZjh2bmdlN3I2ZDFpaWVobmM5dWkzdHdpYXVoNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oEdv6uoJp9XdhSE9O/200w.webp
bamcobra
Little squirt at the bottom of the pic has his eyes on the prize.
johnbucknell0
My wife made 42oz daily for a single baby - who ate it all. Imagine if we had triplets.
GBMaker
The two of you could have some fun!
mikeatike
Total Recall
Base841
Babies? There are babies in the picture!?
defaultname2000
I wanted to write that you should have payed better attention, because it's only 2. Then I took another look and you're right.
Righteousdew
And you should have paid better attention when you were learning English.
Raisexplay
Lol I thought you are an joking about the guy being a baby, but no
PostHartmann
That would be four.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Paid, though.
obarey
Oh my you're right!
GBMaker
There must have been something in the picture that distracted you. ;}
itsokimaussie
*somethingS 🤣
defaultname2000
No. Maybe a bit?... Yes.
DorgEndo
I thought it was 2 babies. Then a joke about dad being the 3rd baby
...then I saw
ziph3326
I’m sure her husband isn’t complainin’ one bit!
Penelelop
I imagine he'll be wondering when it's his turn again.
aintgottimeforyou
He's complaining because all three have dibs and by the time they're done, she does not want to be touched.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Babies are jerks.
FukcTedCruz
Yeah they hog the honkers
farreep
Yeah, that's kinda their thing.
And for some reason we decided we wanted a second one. 🙄
bippityboppitybuttsex
I have three money instead.
AgainstMethod
Empathy is a learned behavior.
stoots24
What babies?
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtAqrKeLDb4
Randomice
How many. Says so right there in the text. There are how many babies.
barbarian818
I'm amazed that sweater puppies that big aren't ending up in her armpits when on her back. Either great bra, implants or photoshop. I'm pretty sure this pic predates AI.
danomyces
this one photo isn't enough information to determine, but people sure do like hard takes
HEARTS0FSPACE
She looks too thin to have just given birth to triplets.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Well... I had tits like that when I was breastfeeding. Breastfeeding boobs aren't as soft as regular boobs when they're full. Sometimes they are really *firm* (and uncomfortable). It could still be AI of course but it could also be genuine.
Zunderfeuer
Temperature goes under room temperature *pokes babies eye out*
GeneralWho
That's a too-big bra underneath a poorly-sized shirt. You can see the bra line on her right breast (it looks like it's been blurred?) while the left one has the bra cup going concave due to the tightness of the shirt around the chest - too tight around the chest, baggy everywhere else. Probably a Men's shirt which is designed to just go straight down without any chest accommodation, which results in the chest being exaggerated.
mcglirkymeow
Implants. Easy to spot when laying down - they stay in place.
Wombatish
It's breastfeeding triplets.
spacecowboyein
I had guessed implants but hadn't considered some sort of superbra.
datphone777365
Both.
gruntabulousbeans
"Honey, where is my Super Bra?"
AmyBethMegJo
Full o' milk!
phoony
Boobs over babys.
AgainstMethod
That's where they go, yes.
Bobbutnotthatbob
Isn’t that an OutKast song?
Righteousdew
Babies.
phoony
Thank you.
Aranon1183
I'm so damn tired of people thinking that just slapping an "S" at the end of a word makes it plural.
phoony
You got the general idea.
Aranon1183
That's not the point.
Righteousdew
People are goddamn idiots.
Guidocat
Yeah, peoples am stupid;
DarkYeti
BearbaFett
Boy do I miss Beattie. She was an absolute goddess of wonderfully crass takes on pretty much everything.
joshuasplinth
Big dirty milkers.
fcib
She said it. It wasn't just me.
kahlas
Fake as shit too. If they were real you'd wonder if she had big tits or tumors in her arm pits.
TheOneFreiman
If this is a real mother that breastfeeds babies, she's probably wearing a nursing bra which are not designed to hold them in because of dem milk titties always getting bigger than expected due to demand. She's also lying down which makes boobs go towards armpits because of gravity, and milk titties get firm when they're full, you can even feel and see little bumps from the milk glands under the skin.
kahlas
I have 3 kids. I know what engorged with milk breasts look like my dude. This aint that. Not to mention this is an advertisement picture. 99% chance those aren't her kids and she hasn't given birth recently. I worked as a model for ads like this as a kid and you never see a family of models. The babies are possibly related but the woman and man aren't nor are they likely related to the babies.
TheOneFreiman
Yeah you're right about the model thing, wife was model. Didn't think about that.
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Yeah they'd go flat
brattysubsam
I don’t know why you’re being downvoted for facts. They’re fake. Nothing wrong with fake tits
kahlas
I'm not a fan myself. But I get why women do it and don't judge. People just sometimes get pearl clutchy because they assume people have the worst intentions so they downvote based of their assumptions rather than reality. Plus some people just downvote anyone who's already been downvoted to be part of the crowd. I don't let it bother me when it's just a statement of fact like this.
Badprenup
"But I get why women do it and don't judge."
"-and don't judge."
"-don't judge."
This you from... earlier in *this* comment thread, which is what got you downvoted to begin with? Seems odd to say you don't judge in response to you being downvoted for being a judgemental little bitch
kahlas
What part was judgemental?
zeekcheek
you're inadvertently admitting something here
gruntabulousbeans
Bags of sand!
1stDrunkJoe
"Click meet Bait."
magictouch
Click me baited.
stoots24
AnimalRescueGuy
For you people in the UK, allow me to translate: MASSIVE NORKS. You’re welcome.
Fuckimgurcunts
Oh god no? Why? I'm gonna use it don't care if it's true
AnimalRescueGuy
Norks is legit slang. I’m sure urban dictionary or some such can back me up on this.
AbelardSnazz
You mean giant Bristols?
Surfbreaker83
I was always a fan of Baps!
Jackpot7777777
Huuuuge tracts of land.
monkeyontherun4
Norks?? You Brits are on a whole nother level of swearing
Detoc
Succinct. And accurate.
Deikin
GargleTheseNutz360
AI Slop
ydwyrd
This post is from 2019, before generative AI was a thing. If it WAS AI slop, it'd be overloaded with tells.
narniasreal
StormCrowMith
Looking at them titties like
qwkhyena42
WAIT!! There’s a third baby??!
davefleming19903
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1am1uNDdkOWQ1OGJibWt3OTVtNjg5bGMzdDhsM21ucnNwMWMxMWp2cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l9FG64wy5CT5e/200w.webp
suckstoyourauntie
It's like that funny dentist commercial where you miss that guy is also is missing an eyebrow because your eyes jump to the missing front tooth.
FoxySpirit
Something smells shopped. Like the fold of the fabric between her breasts look so fake. Especially next to the rest of the natural looking ones.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
cardinal29
David Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks
ChippinStrata
I love that she hums while doing this
devasto
MINDSHAKES
I don’t see any difference when I compare these to the others. It’s exactly the same picture.
modis
ENHANCE!
SecretSquirrel27
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGgzbTI2eGJpMXVob3doaml0bWw1MHN1eXR3YWZ6dnRnOXRycmZ3biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10nMEclFWTPCp2/200w.webp
Deikin
PineappleLoopsBroether
Shegot girlparts
pandemicmodedad
Oh, there was writing on the shirt?
RAJrios
Where? All I see is an out-of-control rack.
enderite
gruntabulousbeans
Ah yah yah!