How to Eat a Pepperoncini 101

Get your cinis

Find a good one, the compressed ones have less juice inside them, the bloated ones have more

Nice full one right here

If you can grab it by the stem, do so, if the stem is gone get as close to where it was as possible

Plop that isht in your mouth all the way, pull on the stem, and feel the sploosh

Yum!