Oh, hi Mark!

Sep 28, 2017 8:33 PM

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prank

First hooker encounter.

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The horror...

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Fake

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How the average Imgurian reacts to seeing a real woman.

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????

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I kinda want context as to why the boy bolted. It looks like she said Boo or something, but... I just want some context.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FAKE

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The natural male reaction to a stray female.

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Fake as f**k

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I watched that waaaay too many fucking times

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Why is he so startled? She's standing right in the open.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's fake.

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Ho, hi doggie!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi

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What a crazy, unexpected, totally unplanned event! Nuts! Fuck you, OP. Don't post this bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

How did he know to put his hands up to protect himself from hitting the wall that he didn't know was there?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you didn’t ask mark about his sex life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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So anyway, how's your sex life?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fake

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're scaring me a lot, Lisa!

9 years ago | Likes 477 Dislikes 1

I CAME BACK TO UPVOTE THIS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're my favourite commenter.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where are they? Weird looking location

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Its fucking bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

was pissing in the dark when my husband walks in the bathroom & turns on the light, scared him so bad I ALMOST got punched off the toilet.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Cool, another dude that likes to pee sitting down.

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By Californian standards, everyone is a dude. :D *native Cali here*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

luckily for me it was 2am & he wasn't on his A game.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your hubby: "SWEETBABYJESUS!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg, I’ve been giggling for five minutes just because of the visual in my head. Thanks for sharing. :D

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel oddly accomplished for making a stranger on the internet picture me on the toilet for 5 minutes. So I must thank you for that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When your crush catches you off-guard

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

I ran into my crush twice yesterday. I must've looked frightened, because both times she said "oh, didn't mean to scare you."

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'm so antisocial i don't see anyone to have a crush.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asocial probably, not anti social. Anti social is like feces smearing and fire setting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nobody appears to know what antisocial means here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Catch-all for being an introvert

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I DID NAWT HIT HER, I DID NAWT.

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Oh, hi Mark!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

did you you hit her?

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IT IS BUWLSHIT.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Oh, hi Mark.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OH HAY MARK

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