AbsoluteCroonerOfaUsername
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Jan 16, 2018 11:15 PM
AbsoluteCroonerOfaUsername
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psuedomacabre
What about lesbians?
Krimper
Especially if you shake op's hand. They've had all the dicks in them.
HowardMoonsHotpants
Ew Grandma, gross!
puddin151
EVERY hand has had a dick in it by proxy or once removed, if a girl has never touched dick she has at least touched a hand that has
mirrorz
"I don't shake hands." -Mahk
mehlec
Especially yours.
unicornsdonotexist
AtheistNotAntiTheist
PSA: If some one goes to shake your hand, don't whip ya one eyed trouser snake out and lay it in their hand. You won't pass the interview.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
My buddy didn't get a job because he did this! Fucking people are racist against people with black dicks!
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Well it was probably from across the room. Maybe he just couldn't hear him clearly.