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cossettetape
wonder if my Xanga is still out there....
LadyJedi
Thank God. And we didn't get caller ID until after I turned 18. So, never got busted spending the night at the bf's house...
senshu
You naughty girl! :p
Everythingisracist
20 DIDN'T POST STUPID SHIT
Lifeisaunicorn
20 DIDNT POST STUPID SHIT--- cause I was a nerdy introvert that didn't do stupid shit.. unless you count snorting pixie sticks.
jamorox75
OH YES AMEN TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MepHiii
Because of this I try to stay away from any new media when I'm drunk. Lock cell phones and the internet away!
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
'Only friend is his dog - no point in having Facebook profile' - my success kid text.
hanyewest
you lucky bastard
TibbaCraft
HOLY FASCHIZZLE ITS A REVELATION
yahcodee
I am in my mid twenties and my MySpace has been deleted for years. lol :)
hheva
In my late 20's, and for the most part same here.
maspiranti3000
You had live journal and MySpace, liar
shouldacouldawoulda
You missed out on the all the girls posting slutty pictures
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
Bonus: Now you can capture your kids/future kids moments and make viral videos and memes of them.
Tanoran
I grew up with this stuff, I just don't post stupid shit.
You think that now....check back in 5 or 10 years. :)
Bobo42
I am also in my late 30s, and still have many embarrassing opinions to share.
JurassicJamie
LOL, our peers are much more forgiving though. We'll still tease you, but affectionately. ;)
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
But you're still going to day sooner than most of us.
I'm so scared of day
Dammit all! Jeez this is not my die
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
wow, you're right. that is awesome.
VagisilToothpaste
I'm glad that social media wasn't a thing until I after I graduated. I wouldn't have graduated on time...I can admit that.
OhMyGodKarenYouCantJustAskPeopleWhyTheyreWhite
Yeah, and my brain remembers them anyway in enough vivid detail every time I'm trying to go to sleep.
Eljews
I am going to upvote everything you have just for having such an epic name
And I am going to upvote everything YOU have just for being so awesome!
You had so many comments. Got 'em all though. That's what happens when someone has a freaking awesome name.
ivyroyalhouse
Ohhh thank you for showing me that, I hadn't been there yet.
OMG I take it back there was a picture of DEAD BABY in there, LITERALLY a dead baby, like belongs in r/wtf, I can't unsee it, oh god...
EudemoniousEukaryote
wanna see cringepics? look up lavishp on instagram. he goes to my school
somethingtodowithredhair
My day has been made now that I know there is an r/cringepics
masimone
but just older enough to post a thousand photos of my baby spilling his food.
UncleFEL
once it is in the internet.. it will always be in the internet.
linttis
As a 22 year old guy, I'm losing faith in humanitys continued existence watching /r/cringepics..
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
I'm glad I wasn't a teenager for the sexting thing, but now I really don't want a daughter. Ever.
Diax1324
Sexkyping is what I am literally doing now
StarmanUltra
If you're browsing imgur, it must not be very good...
I'm far too embarassed to explain what I did but... Let's just say me and her are young.
Live and learn :D
Arufunsu
Never knew about this subreddit, so I just went there to check it. OH GOD, I mean, We all were teenagers, but kiddos these days are just (1)
so... err... particular...
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
In my late 20's and scared as fuck to hit the "Share on Facebook"-Button when watching porn.
plan138
My cousin 'likes' porn all the time, I don't think he realizes that it goes straight to his newsfeed...
theabbster
D: Wow that's SUPER awkward. Maybe you should be a good cousin and tell him, unless he really doesn't care.
011101000110111101101101
I can honestly say i have never watched porn and thought you know who would enjoy this all my friends and family!!
BadLincoln
That is my nightmare
Yongasoo
Ctrl+Shift+N. You're welcome, buddy.
I'm still scared of clicking a link in a careless moment and ending up as some fucked up donkey-porn liking weirdo for the rest of my life..
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
Not necessarily the rest of your life, but at least until everyone you knows dies.
Suddenly: idea for a b-movie script!
StupidFuckfaceMcCrapperson
WHY DO YOU EXIST PORN FACEBOOK SHARE BUTTON!?!? WHY!?!?
DrunkGermanGuy
PROTIP: I installed a second browser just for porn. You can bookmark stuff, have accounts etc. and nothing will show up in your main browser
chwynd
or just make sure that you sign out of facebook before doing manly stuff
cow042
until someone else gets on your computer and wants to use internet explorer
I don't have roommates, and it's a portable version of Firefox hidden in a directory nobody would (should) browse.
PounderMcNasty
Downside: Had to walk 10 miles through snow just to get to school. We had no shoes and it was uphill both ways...
NotACanadian
Don't forget to take your pills, Grandpa.
lolzomg123
You'd think they'd change paths to make it downhill... Never got why old people liked working harder, not smarter ;(
ToroGrasshopper
Don't forget the 9 feet of snow and having to carry the goat because it was lamed.
WhatzitTooya
Lucky you. I had to carry my Books AND my siblings on my back, too.
decline
with the sun in your eyes
AgamemnonsMemes
In the rain
Lanian
And we ate dirt. And we were THANKFUL.
lordsleepyhead
Dirt? Hah! You were lucky to have dirt. We had to chew broken glass for breakfast!
1000OceansWide
And people shot at you with ak47s.
colto
Ok, Dad.
disciple
And the only thing we had to keep our hands warm was a potato, which we late ate for lunch.
Katrin931
This! This is exactly what I'm telling my children when I had them.
Cflores008
With a BONER
shellyphant
with only a cup o' hot gravel of a mornin
VelvetRaddish
Mum?
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
lost it at "uphill both ways"
DonnerDinnerParty
With nothing but barbed wire on your feet for traction.
LoverOfCouches
And your name is PounderMcNasty?
KawaiiPotatoGirl
You had feet? I didnt get feet til I got married.
When I got married I was defeeted.
bostwickenator
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/611104000/h1D81335B/
Jesuslovesyouall
bonko
bravo!
DMBFDP
Perfect reply.
Whichtwitchiswhich
It's 15 years, Grandpa Pickles! Fif-TEEN!
Sugarcrotch
how can it be uphill both ways?
paulconroy
it was meant as a joke to all u people commenting on this trying to explain it legitimately
kelthuzad12
It's just exaggeration since let older generations tell it, everything was a struggle to the extreme "when they were X age".
two houses and being moved while you sleep.
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
You live on top of a hill and the school is on another hill with a valley between it and your house. Up hill both ways. HazzzzaH!
so wouldnt you have to walk down the hill then up, twice?
Yup, but you're still going up hill both ways. Nobody said it was just up hill. ;D
oh shit you're right. take my upvote
cossettetape
wonder if my Xanga is still out there....
LadyJedi
Thank God. And we didn't get caller ID until after I turned 18. So, never got busted spending the night at the bf's house...
senshu
You naughty girl! :p
Everythingisracist
20 DIDN'T POST STUPID SHIT
Lifeisaunicorn
20 DIDNT POST STUPID SHIT--- cause I was a nerdy introvert that didn't do stupid shit.. unless you count snorting pixie sticks.
jamorox75
OH YES AMEN TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MepHiii
Because of this I try to stay away from any new media when I'm drunk. Lock cell phones and the internet away!
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
'Only friend is his dog - no point in having Facebook profile' - my success kid text.
hanyewest
you lucky bastard
TibbaCraft
HOLY FASCHIZZLE ITS A REVELATION
yahcodee
I am in my mid twenties and my MySpace has been deleted for years. lol :)
hheva
In my late 20's, and for the most part same here.
maspiranti3000
You had live journal and MySpace, liar
shouldacouldawoulda
You missed out on the all the girls posting slutty pictures
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
Bonus: Now you can capture your kids/future kids moments and make viral videos and memes of them.
Tanoran
I grew up with this stuff, I just don't post stupid shit.
senshu
You think that now....check back in 5 or 10 years. :)
Bobo42
I am also in my late 30s, and still have many embarrassing opinions to share.
JurassicJamie
LOL, our peers are much more forgiving though. We'll still tease you, but affectionately. ;)
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
But you're still going to day sooner than most of us.
shouldacouldawoulda
I'm so scared of day
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Dammit all! Jeez this is not my die
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
wow, you're right. that is awesome.
VagisilToothpaste
I'm glad that social media wasn't a thing until I after I graduated. I wouldn't have graduated on time...I can admit that.
OhMyGodKarenYouCantJustAskPeopleWhyTheyreWhite
Yeah, and my brain remembers them anyway in enough vivid detail every time I'm trying to go to sleep.
Eljews
I am going to upvote everything you have just for having such an epic name
OhMyGodKarenYouCantJustAskPeopleWhyTheyreWhite
And I am going to upvote everything YOU have just for being so awesome!
Eljews
You had so many comments. Got 'em all though. That's what happens when someone has a freaking awesome name.
ivyroyalhouse
Ohhh thank you for showing me that, I hadn't been there yet.
ivyroyalhouse
OMG I take it back there was a picture of DEAD BABY in there, LITERALLY a dead baby, like belongs in r/wtf, I can't unsee it, oh god...
EudemoniousEukaryote
wanna see cringepics? look up lavishp on instagram. he goes to my school
somethingtodowithredhair
My day has been made now that I know there is an r/cringepics
masimone
but just older enough to post a thousand photos of my baby spilling his food.
UncleFEL
once it is in the internet.. it will always be in the internet.
linttis
As a 22 year old guy, I'm losing faith in humanitys continued existence watching /r/cringepics..
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
I'm glad I wasn't a teenager for the sexting thing, but now I really don't want a daughter. Ever.
Diax1324
Sexkyping is what I am literally doing now
StarmanUltra
If you're browsing imgur, it must not be very good...
Diax1324
I'm far too embarassed to explain what I did but... Let's just say me and her are young.
StarmanUltra
Live and learn :D
Arufunsu
Never knew about this subreddit, so I just went there to check it. OH GOD, I mean, We all were teenagers, but kiddos these days are just (1)
Arufunsu
so... err... particular...
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
In my late 20's and scared as fuck to hit the "Share on Facebook"-Button when watching porn.
plan138
My cousin 'likes' porn all the time, I don't think he realizes that it goes straight to his newsfeed...
theabbster
D: Wow that's SUPER awkward. Maybe you should be a good cousin and tell him, unless he really doesn't care.
011101000110111101101101
I can honestly say i have never watched porn and thought you know who would enjoy this all my friends and family!!
BadLincoln
That is my nightmare
Yongasoo
Ctrl+Shift+N. You're welcome, buddy.
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
I'm still scared of clicking a link in a careless moment and ending up as some fucked up donkey-porn liking weirdo for the rest of my life..
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
Not necessarily the rest of your life, but at least until everyone you knows dies.
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
Suddenly: idea for a b-movie script!
StupidFuckfaceMcCrapperson
WHY DO YOU EXIST PORN FACEBOOK SHARE BUTTON!?!? WHY!?!?
DrunkGermanGuy
PROTIP: I installed a second browser just for porn. You can bookmark stuff, have accounts etc. and nothing will show up in your main browser
chwynd
or just make sure that you sign out of facebook before doing manly stuff
cow042
until someone else gets on your computer and wants to use internet explorer
DrunkGermanGuy
I don't have roommates, and it's a portable version of Firefox hidden in a directory nobody would (should) browse.
PounderMcNasty
Downside: Had to walk 10 miles through snow just to get to school. We had no shoes and it was uphill both ways...
NotACanadian
Don't forget to take your pills, Grandpa.
lolzomg123
You'd think they'd change paths to make it downhill... Never got why old people liked working harder, not smarter ;(
ToroGrasshopper
Don't forget the 9 feet of snow and having to carry the goat because it was lamed.
WhatzitTooya
Lucky you. I had to carry my Books AND my siblings on my back, too.
decline
with the sun in your eyes
AgamemnonsMemes
In the rain
Lanian
And we ate dirt. And we were THANKFUL.
lordsleepyhead
Dirt? Hah! You were lucky to have dirt. We had to chew broken glass for breakfast!
1000OceansWide
And people shot at you with ak47s.
colto
Ok, Dad.
disciple
And the only thing we had to keep our hands warm was a potato, which we late ate for lunch.
Katrin931
This! This is exactly what I'm telling my children when I had them.
Cflores008
With a BONER
shellyphant
with only a cup o' hot gravel of a mornin
VelvetRaddish
Mum?
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
lost it at "uphill both ways"
DonnerDinnerParty
With nothing but barbed wire on your feet for traction.
LoverOfCouches
And your name is PounderMcNasty?
KawaiiPotatoGirl
You had feet? I didnt get feet til I got married.
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
When I got married I was defeeted.
bostwickenator
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/611104000/h1D81335B/
Jesuslovesyouall
bonko
bravo!
DMBFDP
Perfect reply.
Whichtwitchiswhich
It's 15 years, Grandpa Pickles! Fif-TEEN!
Sugarcrotch
how can it be uphill both ways?
paulconroy
it was meant as a joke to all u people commenting on this trying to explain it legitimately
kelthuzad12
It's just exaggeration since let older generations tell it, everything was a struggle to the extreme "when they were X age".
cow042
two houses and being moved while you sleep.
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
You live on top of a hill and the school is on another hill with a valley between it and your house. Up hill both ways. HazzzzaH!
Sugarcrotch
so wouldnt you have to walk down the hill then up, twice?
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
Yup, but you're still going up hill both ways. Nobody said it was just up hill. ;D
Sugarcrotch
oh shit you're right. take my upvote